Elijah Passover Pack: I Am Unlike Any Other Human To Ever Exist! It's My Nature!

Elijah Passover Dave is such a miraculous intelligent person that he marvels that people are not able to understand him.  He's cut from a different cloth because he channel's Elijah's personality and humor!  Just as Elijah was misunderstood, so is Passover Dave.

Elijah Passover Dave is such a miraculous person that no other human could have been his mother's child.  Only Dave could be her son! Well DUH!

 He was trained to be incisive, decisive, bold, aggressive, dramatic and definitive!

No other human in 6,000 years has come close to the stature and significance of Passover Dave!

Passover Dave says his nature is incomprehensible to God's people.  Well....when a you are batshit crazy......of course no one understands you!  One of you certainly IS enough!  Even your own siblings and children don't support you, so why should anyone else?

Another personal point: for a long time I realize that I am not like most others, I'm cut from a different cloth – I've said that many times. I've at times wondered if God's people can understand me. In so many ways, brethren, I have Elijah's own personality. I have in humor, even mocked, in writing, the modern prophets of Baal as did Elijah. I even invoked his name – I've done that – I've been trained to be incisive, decisive, bold, aggressive, dramatic and definitive. It's my nature. You couldn't be my mother's son. But there are also other things. Think about who I have to address, who I have to deal with, who I have to go up against. Such men would not make good diplomats of this world. I think like Teddy Roosevelt, like David, like Joshua, and maybe even somewhat like Moses I guess. Mr. Armstrong and the ancient Elijah are of a particular nature that is somewhat incomprehensible to God's people. They are confronters, they are aggressive, they have to be and that's just the way I've always been. My superiors would often tell me, "You're too incisive, you're too decisive." Well, maybe I was when I was younger, but I know in some ways, some of us – I'll say myself – have a nature that is somewhat incomprehensible to God's people. I don't want people to be like me, one of me is enough.

Elijah Passover Pack: My Childhood Was One Miraculous Event After Another and Like John the Baptist I Could Not Be Killed As A Child

Elijah Passover Dave is such a miraculous person that his god just HAD to watch over him as he was growing up.  Since Passover Dave's life was a direct parallel with John the Baptists, there was no way possible that Satan could destroy him.  According to Passover Dave he was being groomed to be a future leader as a child and therefore had to be persevered.

Here's another personal point, you can value it to the degree, uh, you'd like to; I can't amplify it very much, don't have time. But speaking of John's childhood growing up, the writer Luke wrote, "The hand of the Lord was with him" as a child, Luke 1:65, "The hand of the Lord was with him." Now, without getting into twenty different stories I could tell you, I was a pretty interesting little kid; I did some stuff that I should be dead many times over. An obvious divine hand has carefully delivered me from serious injury and often outright death time and again in a unique way throughout my life, paralleling John the Baptist. I could list twenty times; staph almost killed me three times; falls; my head going through a window as a little boy; eight months old I was shot past my parents like a missile asleep in a basinet – back before you strapped babies in – I shot right over my parents' shoulders and blew out the windshield as an eight month old boy, I was unscratched when my father slammed on the brakes and stopped ten inches short of hitting a train, and I just fell back in my mother's lap crying. It's just, some of these stories that they tell. This huge, giant swing set rolled over on me and landed on my back, came all the way down, I was three years old. I could just go on and on; I've wondered, "Why?" Well I used to just think, I guess I was gonna be the leader in God's Church at the end of the age – recent years – but now I understand more than ever, God had to watch over me in a unique way, and I guess he'd have to do that if I were just an apostle, but it is interesting how I find in Luke God makes a point of saying the hand of the Lord was with John as  he  was growing up; there's no way John could be allowed to get killed by an accident, and I guess the same was true of me.

Elijah Passover Pack: I Will Be The Most Attacked Person In 6,000 Years

Dave lives in his life of privilege and wealth 

while real Christians are being slaughtered. 

Elijah Passover Dave is being attacked on all fronts.  He is the most persecuted human to exist in the last 6,000 years!  The Christians being slaughtered in the Middle East are insignificant blobs of worthless flesh in the eye's of God's most important human ever!

There is a special place in hell for Passover Dave!

 I may turn out to be the single most attacked human being ever in six thousand years. It's pretty easy to come up with the rationale for why that might happen; well, just start with Malachi 4:6, the very last words of the Old Testament, start with that. And then think about how the god of this world doesn't want to be unseated. He doesn't want Christ to come and restore all things, and he doesn't want somebody to be a forerunner restoring everything in the Church before that and getting the last group ready, filling all the empty seats for the wedding supper. I must be stopped at all costs – I mean at all costs. I get hate mail, you wouldn't believe it. There are people that literally drive into my neighborhood and put hat mail into my mailbox; I don't know who they are. I get stuff on a regular basis. Got another one just the other day, all anonymous – I understand. Christ was attacked more than I will be. I mean, just think of who I confront. What do think Rome is gonna do? They're coming over and over, brethren, and reading things on our website; they know who I am. They don't know that I'm Elijah, heh, I'm not saying that, but they know what I say about them; they can read my booklet Who and What is the Beast of Revelation, and so forth, they can see all of that.

Elijah Passover Dave: How I Became Elijah

Asshatery at its finest....

I awoke December 23rd ready to study in Zechariah – I wanted to study the things that Zechariah had been… discussed with the angel that had come, those eight visions, and see if there are any other clues for me there, just was interested in that, uh, for that morning. And having never recorded a single word, even one, about me being Elijah – this is exactly what happened, 'cause I'd had a funny thought two days earlier when I was reading that verse about making intercession against Israel, as Elijah was doing, Romans 11 – I just had this funny thought, "Wow, I do that. Ah, well," then I just put it out of my mind. Monday night I had this thought again, "Ah, any way… no, no, no, couldn't be, no way." And then Tuesday morning I got up and that same thought, "Could I poss… is there any way… no, no, no, I… there's no way." And I'd put it out of my mind again. I went downstairs, ready to study in the book of Zechariah and I just suddenly looked at my wife and just said, "You're not gonna believe this. Now look, please don't look at me like I'm crazy, but is there any way that I could be the Elijah?" And by the time I left for the office a list of 53 proofs had exploded onto paper after previously never being willing to entertain for one second the idea and I showed you that.

Elijah Passover Pack: It Is An IMPOSSIBILITY That ANOTHER Elijah Can Come After Me!

Since Elijah Passover Pack is the MAN, there can be no others to come after him  that can be Elijah.  It is an absolute impossibility.  Anyone who claims such a name is an imposter.

God does not just give truth to apostles; he gives to truth to his church through apostles. That's the way he does it, it's his chosen method of conveyance, if you will, of all doctrine, so I couldn't just hold it myself, I had to also teach it, and the chips have to fall where they may. And imagine knowing these things and not teaching it, well we could lose some people. I know there's some people who might get through the first three points, they'll knee jerk do hard they'll knock their own teeth out and they'll go running out of the hall to the dentist; I understand that, that's just the way some people are, they won't listen. I know our enemies, some who've left and others, AH they'll just play on emotion, "Claims he's Elijah!" No, they won't listen to a hundred and thirty points. The case is air tight – it's air tight. There's no possible way somebody else is gonna come along, and even if they did they'd just say the same things, and meet all these parallels. And that's assuming they'd even identify Moses. And then they'd have to start all over and do everything; it's impossible, there's nobody else coming.

Elijah Passover Pack: My Wife Is The Only Person In Female Form Who Is As Analytical As Me

Elijah Passover Pack's second wife is starting to sound like Loma Armstrong.  Through Loma, Herbert found the "truth."  Through Passover Dave's second wife, he has found the "truth."

Pretty soon she will be given divine significance in the plan of Passover Dave's ascendance to greatness.

...the woman I'm married to now, she's the only person I've ever met in female form who's as analytical as I am, and she'll sit hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours and hours with me going over prophecies, and never can get enough of it; drops the wash or whatever else, and we just sit down and go at it, and up comes the computers and all the different things. She thinks like I do and I would consider that someone I needed at this stage of my life in this role to even get to the understanding that I did.

Elijah Passover Dave: The Earth Will Be Destroyed By God If The Devil Is Allowed To Discredit Or Kill Me

Thanks to Passover Dave the earth will not be destroyed, even though Satan is really, really pissed at Passover Dave. Whew! What a relief!!!!!  Apparently Passover Dave's god will not even allow Passover Dave to be discredited!  Passover Dave is such a superfantabulous man of God that it is impossible for Satan to discredit him. If by chance the devil succeeds in discrediting Passover Dave then we are doomed to destruction.

Passover Dave sees himself as the most significant human to exist in history.  He has already left Jesus Christ in the dust.  Who needs Jesus Christ when Passover Dave's here!

123 – Just a few more points before some concluding points – it's come time to ask, why is Joshua and not Zerubbabel, or anyone else, shown as so hated by the devil in Zechariah 3 and verse 1? Why? Why Joshua? You ever wonder? Let's just, let's just stop; nowhere else in scripture do you see anyone so hated that the devil is shown right beside him. Is it just the Judah-Jerusalem-Jericho-Jesus connection, or is it something even bigger that causes the devil to want me dead above all human beings on earth? If Elijah's commission is stopped God said he would destroy the earth, brethren. Now, if you're uncomfortable with me holding that job, you couldn't be as much as I am; somebody has to hold it. And you better go looking for that man because the only alternative is break scripture because God says without him he would destroy and strike the earth with utter destruction.

If the devil can kill, or discredit, or block me using every means possible he can make God – put God in the position – to destroy this planet, the only place in the universe where there is life and God is reproducing himself.