Dave Pack: Has his mind wandered off without him?

 

Half-Minded

 

David C. Pack has lost his mind.

 

Mr. Kranky Kislev bitches his way through one hour and forty-two minutes of biblical fantasy during “The Greatest Unending Story! (Part 409),” given on December 10, 2022.

 

The uber-timing reveal was that his calculations for the pre-Christmas Kingdom were off by half a day. That was the issue all along. Half a day. So, of course, Elijah-Elect had a hard time seeing the timing correctly. Until now.

 

Exercise the “simplicity in Christ” to follow the logic:

 

Sunset Christmas Eve on December 24 (Kislev 30) begins Tevet 1, which also starts the first day of the week, Sunday. That occurs at 4:40 PM in Jerusalem. Calculating the seven-hour time difference makes it 9:40 AM EST. The events that were previously thought to start on Kislev 1 and then Kislev 16 are now 10 ½ days before December 24, not 15 days. Instead of Elijah getting in your business on Friday, December 9 at 9:35 AM, he will now make your ears bleed sometime around December 14-ish, which is Kislev 20-ish. The half-day calculation could be the difference between sunset and sunrise, which is currently 10 hours and 4 minutes, or it could be a full 12-hour-half of 24 hours. Mmmkay?

 

Yeah, too simple to get wrong.

 

Dave was not confident enough in his new discovery to give the audience an utterance of the exact day and hour but left it to each person to do their own math. He must hate the countdowns on the website because there is no way to correctly calculate an “-ish.”

 

For the skimmers: The updated for-realsies period to watch is 10 ½ days before sunset on December 24, which is December 14 (Kislev 20) at some time around thereabouts. Ish.

 

 

To set the mood for Part 409, Dave began by stating a lie. Then, he repeated it later.

 

@ 00:03 All is well. We’re still on track.

@ 15:12 We’re right on track, people of God! We are on track.

 

Considering the day before was a salvation-failure date, that statement is both stupid and insulting.

 

Part 406 – November 26, 2022

@ 44:03 …at 9:35 on Friday, December 9th…That’s when you will look like Christ. Period.

 

David C. Pack is not a man of his word. That is not an opinion.

 

Part 402 – October 25, 2022

@ 09:00 But we're right on time. Nothing's gonna change.

 

Part 407 – November 30, 2022

@ 1:23:44 We’re right on track. Not a word, not a syllable, not a vowel or consonant I uttered last week would I change.

 

It is a foolish act to believe anything David C. Pack says. The man lies to the members of The Restored Church of God. The man lies to himself. Try reading it in bold.

 

David C. Pack lies.

 

Part 403 – November 5, 2022

@ 01:51 Now, more than ever, I can tell you this: Salvation will come in November 2022.

 

 

Part 409 was so urgent it was streamed live around the world to commandeer the Sabbath of some. More recently, a Bible Study after Services would be conducted, but that was not invasive enough for Dave. Depending on when folks were having their Services, some members of RCG dodged a bullet while others had to take one for the team by being force-fed Dave’s goofy ideas.

 

He laid in pretty heavy to explain his half-minded problem of a half a day discovery.

 

@ 02:16 So, it isn’t 30 days. It never could be. It could be 29 ½, but it can’t be 30 ½.

@ 02:28 It can’t be 15. That’s impossible. And this was my problem. It could be 14 ½ or 15 ½. Although, that would be kind of insane. That means that we were blessed a half a day after the Kingdom came. But, it has to involve a half.

 

The half-issue did not fully explain away why Friday and Wednesday failed. Dave chose to make many words come out of his mouth while reading verses, so a clear answer as to why he was wrong gets lost in the drone of his white-noise voice.

 

Just remember that a half-day is a big deal now. Can we please let the past go and move on? Thank you.

 

 

Some pretty warped psychological meat on the bones is coming your way. Get prepared. Some of this was covered in the RCG “What If?” article.

 

@ 04:08 I’ve gotta be faithful with this. He that handles the word of God cannot do it deceitfully.

 

Deep down, he knows he is handling God’s word deceitfully. It is like the guy slipping his hand into your pocket to grab your wallet while looking you in the eyes, saying, “I am not stealing from you.” There are heavy pathological brain functions in play that I am not qualified to diagnose.

 

@ 04:17 I know there are people in the church and people who’ve been with us who would do it much better than I would. If you doubt it, just ask them.

 

RCG is chock-full and running over with accusers. The ungrateful, doubting critics in the Main Hall glare at Dave, piercing his soul. Rather than people wondering why he can never get anything right, Dave sees it as people thinking they can do it better. That is not the issue.

 

Acknowledging what is wrong is not the same as proclaiming you have the answer. Seeing something broken with my vehicle does not mean I know how to fix it. The people trapped inside RCG know in their hearts and in their guts that things are terribly wrong. They are not saying they have special knowledge from God on how to make it right.

 

You will never be able to convince Dave of that. Nope. RCG is a church full of sullen-faced know-it-alls.

 

Instead of using logic, facts, and clear Bible verses to explain his errors, Dave rolls onto his back to expose his soft belly and genitals to The Restored Church of God, counting on getting petted rather than beaten.

 

@ 04:25 They don’t face the pressures. I don’t talk about this a lot. The pressure is staggering. I have chest pains you wouldn’t even believe, and I'm probably gonna be sorry I told you. And when you have my heart history, it's not a good thing because of the pressure to get it right.

 

Meaning: “Hey, folks. I am trying so hard and I care so much that I am practically killing myself to get this right for you. I am sacrificing for you. This is so important to me, it is harming my health.”

 

The problem is Dave is not supposed to be doing this. God did not raise him to complete this task.

 

How hard it is to kick against the pricks, Dave. Nobody in RCG is asking you to do this. If the enablers at Headquarters had the spines, to be honest, they would tell you they DO NOT WANT you to do this. Everyone wants you to stop. The brethren want you to stop. The “ministers” want you to stop. Just stop.

 

@ 04:53 And over 15,000 hours of study didn’t readily reveal the problem. You can’t just surmise. The Bible has to tell us. And it must tell us.

 

Have you ever heard a more perfect example of “Ever learning and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth?”

 

 

Dave says the darndest things.

 

@ 14:20 So, we don't need to talk anymore about whether or not it can go beyond this year. If it can, we need somebody else to teach you…

 

He is broadcasting to everyone inside The Restored Church of God, “You need to replace me!” He is screaming it over and over. But they cannot hear him.

 

@ 14:28 …because I don’t see any way that I could ever come to anything different in the same book that somebody else would study for some additional 15 to 20,000 hours. Closer to 20.

 

Dave initially underestimated his amount of study by 5,000 hours. Since he enjoys math, I used a non-biblical calculator to put that in perspective. This equals 208 days.

 

Studying your Bible 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, would equal 6.9 months of solid study. And that is just the amount he forgot to mention ten minutes ago.

 

20,000 hours equals 833 days. That equals 27.76 months.

 

Consider if that were true. David C. Pack still has not gotten one thing right. His failure rate stands at 100%, which is impressive in any other industry. And yet, God is revealing all of this to him? Sure.

 

20,000 hours of Bible study = zero results. That is not the kind of math I would brag about.

 

If I studied anything for 833 solid days and continued to fail, I would consider a new vocation. It takes a particularly hardened mind to deny such proof of pure failure. And yet, Dave pulls this off.

 

But only with the support of his hireling enablers at Headquarters. These men are equally to blame for the continuing Presumption Circus of Biblical Fraud:

 

Bradford Schleifer - Edward Winkfield - Ryan Denee

Jaco Viljoen - Kenneth Orel - Carl Houk

Timothy Ranney - Salasi Jezhi - James Habboush

Andrew Holcombe - Frank Lydick - Raymond Garb

 

Collectively, they have the power to stop David C. Pack's madness, but they choose not to act. Shame on the lot of them.

 

 

Dave throws God under the bus again. For a man who just declared that he fears God, he seems to have no problem pointing the finger at Him when things do not pan out as Dave said they would.

 

Watch how a false prophet blames God if he is wrong.

 

@ 18:38 The only way we go further if Christmas and all the proofs were a ruse by God to throw us off. And all the things that point to Sunday, including logic, were a ruse by God to throw us off. Then, there is no Mount Everest. We just built one, and it's a mirage. And God deliberately…threw us off. Does that sound like the God who would never lie to us? I doubt it. I don’t think so.

 

What utterly blasphemous statements. Wow. I would fear saying such words more than accidentally taking out a crosswalk full of nuns. But this is far from the first time Dave has accused God.

 

Part 406 – November 25, 2022

@ 42:33 And on God’s authority, I’m gonna tell you what verse 39 means.

@ 44:16 Or the Bible means something different. God has countermanded His word…

 

According to David C. Pack, because the Elijahn period did not start on Wednesday and the 1335 did not begin on Friday, the Bible is flawed, and God revoked His word.

 

David C. Pack is not wrong. God just tricked him. And yet, people continue to stay in RCG.

 

 

@ 23:39 If this doesn’t electrify you, you’re in the wrong church.

 

Those that are electrified may be beyond hope. People inside RCG know they are in the wrong church but do not know what to do about it. They do not see a soft place to land if they exit.

 

There is no soft place to land. Those vexed by the apostasy of The Worldwide Church of God had to face the same dilemma. They need to flee. That is the only option.

 

How much more poison can they ingest before it kills them?

 

Some left this past weekend. More will continue to resign. What will it take to trigger a mass exodus?

 

As the clock winds down to December 25, ponder what life will be like on December 26 at Headquarters. Perhaps David C. Pack will stop. Or be stopped. If not, then Janus will be back on the menu.

 

It is hard to believe this is only half the story of Part 409. The other half will be covered in the following article.

Marc Cebrian

See: Half-Minded

LCG Members Letting Contentions Divide Them

  

The weekly smackdown has been a little late each week because the boys in Charlotte caught on that someone was passing it on to me each week BEFORE it was read in church.

Nevertheless, here is Doug's latest smackdown of LCG members who just can never seem to do anything right.

Unlike the church members in Paul's time who worked TOGETHER due to their love for each other, today's church members are a contentious lot who are not of the same mind and therefore constantly being divided for one reason or another. Not that any minister would EVER do such a thing, just the lowly sheeple who are at fault.

Kind of like when Rod Meredith and his buddies plotted in the background to start the Global Church of God while the Worldwide Church of God was defending him for libeling Leona McNair. While WCG was doing this his cohorts were working in the background to steal member lists from the mother church. Then, not content with their own new splinter group divisions soon split the church as Meredith and others stirred the pot again by creating division and contention in the Global Church of God.  Just like before, the same miscreants were plotting to form a new splinter group that Meredith could just waltz right over to never having to worry for a minute whether he was still getting paid.

Before the boys in Charlotte start blaming members for not working together, causing contentions, and being divisive, they need to get their own house in order.

The Importance of Working Together: Jesus called His disciples “friends” and encouraged them to “love one another” (John 15:12–17). The Apostle Paul referred to those who assisted him in his ministry as "my fellow workers" (Romans 16:3; Colossians 4:11), and Church members as "workers together" with God (2 Corinthians 6:1). These unique opportunities come with important responsibilities, and the Scriptures provide practical guidelines for working together. We are to be of the same mind and not let contentions divide us (1 Corinthians 1:10–13). We are advised to avoid being haughty, conceited, or ambitious for a position or recognition, but to work together peacefully and in harmony (Romans 12:16–18). We are reminded that repeating rumors disrupts friendships (Proverbs 17:9) and that a converted person is “easily entreated” (James 3:17, KJV). As we learn to “love one another” and treat each other as friends, we will be more effective “fellow workers” for the Kingdom of God.

Have a profitable Sabbath,

Douglas S. Winnail

Dave Pack: David Admits to Chest Pains - What if?

 

RCG “What If?”

 

While reviewing "The Greatest Unending Story! (Part 409)," delivered yesterday, December 10, 2022, something David C. Pack of The Restored Church of God said sparked an interesting line of thinking that captured my attention.

 

@ 04:08 I’ve gotta be faithful with this. He that handles the word of God cannot do it deceitfully. I know there are people in the church and people who’ve been with us who would do it much better than I would…They don’t face the pressures…The pressure is staggering. I have chest pains you wouldn’t even believe…it’s not a good thing because of the pressure to get it right. I fear God…the pressure is staggering. And over 15,000 hours of study didn’t readily reveal the problem.

 

The fuller comments are less than one minute.

There will be a more complete analysis when the article covering Part 409 is published.

 

These statements pulled me into a line of thought I would not have shared two months ago. In interviews and privately, folks ask me what I think will happen to David C. Pack and The Restored Church of God. Since I am an unordained non-prophet/non-psychic, I still say I do not know.

 

However, I have my theories. 

 

For David C. Pack to admit he has chest pains is a big deal. He historically hides that type of thing. The pressure he feels to get things right flies in the face of the idea that God is guiding him into truth. God’s Spirit is moving him to unveil the Mystery of God. The Greatest Untold Story! Series is a prophecy being fulfilled.

 

With his admitted chest pains, his mental reality is crashing, and his body is telling him so. The physical world is colliding with his imaginary world.

 

The following is a work of "reasonable" fiction based on my understanding of the players inside RCG. I know these men. I worked with them for over eight years. All of this could happen. Whether it does or not is in God's hands.

 

 

David C. Pack is killing himself. The best thing for him and all the members of The Restored Church of God is to declare that he is not fit to lead. He should resign as Pastor General immediately. He should admit he has been wrong and was seduced by the excitement of figuring out Bible prophecy. After he set his first date and failed, he knew there was no turning back. The train can never stop.

 

Surrounded by weak enablers, he was encouraged to continue. Nobody shouted, "The Emperor is naked!" from the crowd or the third floor.

 

By far, 2022 has been the worst, with the continual date-setting and failures followed by even more date-setting and failures. Excuses, excuses. Blame and boo hoo. It is all figured out, but then there is something “we” missed. David C. Pack has become the very thing he warned RCG about. But, he has also become what the Bible has warned about.

 

He needs to stop and admit he fell into an addiction. And like all addicts, he must focus on sobriety to begin the recovery process. Until then, he cannot be trusted. He needs to put his Bible down, spend quality time with his wife, and get professional help so he can heal.

 

 

For the sake of his own health, David C. Pack steps down as President and CEO of The Restored Church of God. He resigns as Pastor General. He stops preaching.

 

The structure of God’s government dictates that the only living evangelist steps in to lead, which no brethren disagree with. Bradford G. Schleifer is rewarded for his years of suffering under an insufferable man. He leads a “Great Reset” on doctrine. He restores 95% of Herbert W. Armstrong’s understanding. He instructs the ministers to focus on Christian growth sermons and diminish the need to “figure out” prophecy. “God will do it in His own time,” will be a comforting principle.

 

There is a Great Reset Damage Control Campaign to reassure the brethren that RCG is still God's church and that this nine-year trial by fire has ended. Since Jesus Christ is the head of the church and not a man, losing David C. Pack as Pastor General is a small matter not to be concerned about. After all, Joshua took over when Moses died. Solomon became king after David. This is the Bible pattern.

 

RCG endures a MASSIVE wave of resignations across the globe. About half the church evaporates within the next few weeks. The hirelings at Headquarters and in the field smell the blood in the water and scatter like cockroaches when the light comes on. Some staff members see this as their chance to bolt. And bolt, they do.

 

Splinter groups COGwa, UCG, and LCG have a sudden influx of new members seeking refuge from a burning house. The RCG Exodus is talked about throughout the entire COG community.

 

The Restored Church of God putters along. For a while.

 

Mrs. Pack files for divorce before the U-Haul arrives. Dave’s children still do not accept his calls even though they know what is happening.

 

Coffee Kid and Pepper Boy are demoted for their contribution to the attempted destruction of RCG. They can keep their ordinations but are sent out into the field to learn how to shepherd. Some real pastoring experience will do them good, it is thought. But, both resign after a few weeks, deciding it is better to focus on real life and their families rather than continue to support a broken system that God is not supporting.

 

Brad addresses the “rising star” inside RCG, that has had his eyes on the throne. Edward L. Winkfield is sent into the field, probably to Australia or another country. This removes him from Headquarters so that he is no longer a threat to the new head honcho.

 

The three horses are sold at a discount or shipped off to make glue. All the properties along Hartman Road are put up for sale. The Campus land extending from Eagle Point to Hartman is on sale for development or farming.

 

The previous owners are offered to get their land back for pennies on the dollar. They accept and allow the grass to grow wild again in the sight of Dave's house.

 

Once those financial resources are depleted, the homes along Akron Road are sold. One at a time, just in case attendance and Common turns things around. But, the hull has been pierced, and the Titanic will flounder.

 

Without warning, Brad resigns from RCG and flees to settle someplace nice with the self-insulating nest egg he legally created with his corporate position. “How did his golden parachute get so big so fast?” will be a question former RCG members will wonder about for years.

 

I told you he was a savvy guy.

 

By this point, Dave grows a beard and wears a robe all day. He has secretly begun to study Bible prophecy again. God reveals some amazing things he wishes he had known years ago. Now, it all makes sense. It fits perfectly. The picture is finally complete. He preaches to the mirror but manages to keep it under 90 minutes each time. Part 502 is a barnburner of a message. Very inspiring.

 

He watches the Campus and church he built collapse from his window. It grieves him. As does the eviction notice on the chair that doubles as a dining table.

 

If only he had not eaten the forbidden fruit of setting dates for the return of Jesus Christ.

 

If only he had not self-ordained himself an apostle.

 

If only he had not come to see he was Joshua, the High Priest of Zechariah 3.

 

If only he had not believed he was Elijah the Prophet.

 

If only he had not taken on a name of Christ for himself, claiming he is actually That Prophet.

 

If only he had seen what was so plainly presented before his own eyes.

 

 

The reality is David C. Pack will not admit fault. He will not see his errors, and he will not quit. He will continue to set dates and watch them fail. The enabling hirelings will continue to agree. The brethren will continue to wait to be disappointed.

 

Those pressure-induced chest pains are not a sign of God's Spirit comforting him because he is right on track and fulfilling God's good pleasure. It should be a stark warning of where he is and where he is heading.

 

The end of him and RCG will be far worse than the scenario presented.

 

May God have mercy on David C. Pack.

Marc Cebrian

See: What If?

"Armstrongism is inoculated with just enough Christianity that it builds their immunity up to resist real Christianity when they get exposed to it. "

 

One of the longest-running posts here about the absurdities of Jon Brisby, the "leader" of the Church of God, The Eternal, now has 2018 comments. Sometimes it is filled with wild and outlandish comments in the midst of some truly troubling ones. Brisby is just like all other men leading COGs today who feel their self-importance makes them the most valuable leader the church has ever had. 

Today, a comment was made that describes perfectly the entire problem with Armstrongism and why it has been such a failure.

Herbert's Doctor said...

Armstrongism is inoculated with just enough Christianity that it builds their immunity up to resist real Christianity when they get exposed to it. 

Friday, December 9, 2022 at 9:29:00 PM PST  Church of God, The Eternal's Jon Brisby Sinks To A New Vile Low

When those entrenched in Armstrongism are exposed to basic Christian beliefs that are universally understood, many react with anger and with great gnashing of teeth. The basic beliefs of grace, justification, and sanctification are like dropping an atomic bomb in the midst of some COG groups. Their minds explode with a lot of "buts". In the Church of God, "buts" are always the most powerful decider of doctrine in the church. 

Condemnation is the word of the day in most COG's and they thrive upon it in their sermons, magazines, and broadcasts. Most of that condemnation is geared toward the world, but much of the time members are also weighed down by condemnation. 

    

 

Dave Pack = Mr. Kranky Kislev After 2 More Disappointments This Week

 

Mr. Kranky Kislev

 

Will you remember where you were and what you did on December 9, 2022, at 9:35 AM EST?

 

I will look back on this day and reflect on how simple life was when I was making my morning coffee. I had just poured the half-and-half into my mug and was about to put the carton back into the fridge when, in a perfect coincidence, I looked at the kitchen clock.

 

Surprisingly, my stove screamed at me—9:35 in the morning! No, it did not give me an utterance like John the Baptist had, but it felt like it did. Today is a big, big deal for the brethren of The Restored Church of God. Another prophetic rollercoaster comes to a stop. Or maybe, just a pause.

 

9:35 AM EST equals 4:35 PM Jerusalem sunset, which begins Kislev 16 on the Hebrew calendar.

 

This is when the 1335 of Daniel 12:12 begins. Or, shoulda.

 

This is when the faith of those in The Restored Church of God are rewarded. Or, woulda.

 

This is when God makes the world know that David C. Pack is not a biblical hack and prophetic kook. Or coulda.

 

The start of Kislev 16 is the exact beginning of a 15-day count to Christmas Eve when Jesus Christ returns to earth, bringing salvation to all the good little boys and girls inside RCG. That is December 24, 2022, at 9:35 AM EST if you want to mark your calendar.

 

Since nothing happened at 9:35 AM EST this morning, David C. Pack is stuck with titles like Biblical Hack and Prophetic Kook. For the time being.

 

The brethren of RCG have to remain in a disappointed state. For the time being.

 

The hirelings at Headquarters have to bone up on their Damage Control skills. For the time being.

 

The no-show today was preceded by Elijah not being raised this week to speak to the world, starting in Jerusalem. That was supposed to occur between Sunday morning and Wednesday morning. As it stands now, David C. Pack is not Elijah the Prophet and is not Joshua, the High Priest.

 

Do not be surprised if Mr. Kranky Kislev is more pissy and whiny than he typically is.

 

 

On Wednesday night, as a non-prophetic fog settled on the Headquarters Campus, the blue glow of the projector screen in the Third Floor Executive Imaginarium was in full blaze. The Packian Triad of Fraud was frantically searching for a way to explain why nothing they see clearly in the scriptures ever comes to pass despite it being too easy to misunderstand.

 

Instead of realizing this:

 

“God is not with us. God is not guiding us. God is not revealing secret knowledge locked away since before the world began. God is not blessing The Restored Church of God. God is not driving ‘The Greatest Unending Story!’ Series. Mr. Pack does not know as much as he thinks he does. Mr. Pack will never get prophetic timing right. Mr. Pack is a false prophet. Mr. Pack is a false teacher and a false apostle destined to repeat a cycle of failure. Mr. Pack lies to the brethren. Mr. Pack lies to himself. The hirelings at Headquarters support a religious fraud. The hirelings at Headquarters are betraying the trust of the brethren. The brethren are willing captives paralyzed by fear as love waxes cold.”

 

They posted this in Member Services yesterday:

 

Prophecy Update – Thursday, December 8, 2022

 

At this point, it has become clear for various reasons that we just wait to the 1,335. We should not expect anything to happen before this! We are on the clock once we “touch the day” but still do not know the hour. I personally intend to watch all the way to the end of this day.

 

David C. Pack

 

 

This is a hybrid Pathetic Update combining two failures into one posting.

 

The first sentence acknowledges the failure of Elijah to be raised between Sunday and Wednesday, making an appearance on Good Morning America unnecessary. Dr. Ranney will have to leave his finely-crafted press release in the Draft folder.

 

“At this point, it has become clear for various reasons…”

 

The various reasons are open to interpretation but start with physical reality being acknowledged. It is clear due to the passage of time. Again, this is a hybrid Pathetic Update. They waited for one theory to fail before commenting but still managed to get ahead of the next one.

 

“I personally intend to watch…”

 

The last sentence declares how righteous Dave is despite what he taught about timing for the beginning of Kislev 16. By Thursday night, he was aware “nothin’ was gonna happen” Friday morning.

 

What does “watch” even mean? Is Dave parked in a chair at the window in the Third Floor North Tower to quietly stare all day? Does he have Fox News on every TV with enablers assigned to watch it?

 

How do you “watch” while you are working? I never understood what that meant except to have a “Christ could return today” thought in the back of my mind while enduring meetings and answering emails.

 

“…all the way to the end of the day.”

 

Dave was very specific about it happening at the exact second of sunset at the biblical beginning of a full day. He was very specific about this being based on Jerusalem time. But there appears to be wiggle room.

 

 

Based on history, this is how Dave and Company will play it out:

 

This watch will bleed into the Sabbath. Anticipate another update suggesting the timing could still happen at any point during Kislev 16.

 

When that fails to manifest, then all 15 days before Christmas will be a time to continue watching because it has to be this year and the Kingdom of God / Day of the Lord has to begin on Tevet 1, which falls on a Christmas that falls on the first day of the week. (Recall the greasy, slimy 76-year lie told by a mathematical moron.)

 

“Do not be discouraged, brethren. All is well, and the prophetic picture is correct and complete. We have the right month! Everything is right on track, but there are too many proofs to explain now. All the ministers are amazed at what we missed.

 

Next week, Part 409 will explain to close out the series. Christ could not possibly come until the church understood this. Keep watching!”

 

 

It is scary crazy how I can channel the RCG nonsense.

 

Much like when Dave was Weeping for Tammuz when that did not pan out, expect another 15 days of Mr. Kranky Kislev to spin this little piggy all the way home to the ungrateful, sullen faces of The Restored Church of God.

 

The real question is how long until he gives Christmas back over to Krampus and moves on to the next fixation. My guess is that Janus will be back in play. And not The One Who Is Chandler’s Girlfriend.

Marc Cebrian

See: Mr. Kranky Kislev

Church of God Anglo-Israelism ISN'T A Harmless Belief!

 

Anglo-Israelism ISN'T A Harmless Belief!

When confronted with the fact that Anglo-Israelism has been thoroughly discredited, I've heard numerous Armstrongites over the years justify its continued toleration among them by declaring "Oh well, it's not a matter of salvation anyway!" Now, while this statement is certainly true, it leaves one with the distinct impression that we shouldn't get our panties in a bunch over someone's acceptance of the teaching. Is that, however, the correct way for us to treat this heretical belief? Should we simply shrug our shoulders and walk away? In the final analysis, is Anglo-Israelism a harmless delusion?

From the title which I have chosen for this post, you already know my answer to that question! You, however, may still be wondering why I'm so interested in labeling this belief as harmful. In other words, what is/are my reason(s) for singling out this doctrine as being detrimental to Christians?

In enumerating my justifications for designating this teaching as harmful, I think it is important to begin with what this doctrine does to the way that we perceive Almighty God. In short, Anglo-Israelism distorts our view of God. The teaching portrays God as hiding the identity of his people from the world. In other words, according to this doctrine, God has intentionally deceived both his own people and the other peoples of the world about the "true" identity of the children of Israel! Hence, we can see that this doctrine implies that God is a controlling, interventionist, manipulative, secretive, and deceptive entity. Is such a view of God consistent with what is revealed about him in Scripture? I don't think so.

In similar fashion, this pernicious teaching distorts one's understanding of a number of other very important areas of the Christian faith. For instance, Anglo-Israelism engenders in its adherents a false sense of their own spiritual understanding and status as a Christian. Many of the folks who hold this belief feel like they're in on God's secret - that they have an inside edge on other folks. Indeed, many of them believe that their understanding of the identity of modern Israel is one of the very things which identifies them as a Christian!

Along the same lines, we should point out that this teaching distorts one's understanding of biblical prophecy. The identification of the English-speaking peoples of the earth as the modern-day descendants of Israel causes these folks to misapply all of the prophecies that were directed at ancient Israel! In other words, this teaching causes these folks to misapply God's messages to Israel through Isaiah, Jeremiah, Ezekiel, Hosea, etc. to the peoples of the United States and British Commonwealth. Hence, the entire premise of their interpretation of biblical prophecy is flawed and leads them to erroneous conclusions about what the Bible predicts for both our own time and the future!

It should also be pointed out that this distortion of prophetic understanding has led to the distortion of their understanding of the Christian message! Instead of a message focused on Christ and salvation through him, these folks are focused on a warning message for the English-speaking peoples of the world! Instead of fulfilling the Great Commission which Christ gave to his Church before his ascension into heaven, they are busily occupying their time and energy by being the "watchman" of Israel! If that doesn't qualify as a serious distortion of God's intention and will, I don't know what does!

In the same vein, Anglo-Israelism also distorts and devalues the universal nature of Christianity. What? You remember what Paul wrote to the Galatians and Colossians don't you? He told them that there is neither Jew nor Greek in the Christian faith - that we are all ONE in Christ Jesus (Galatians 3:28 and Colossians 3:11). Moreover, in the Gospel of Matthew, we are informed that Christ instructed his disciples to "teach ALL nations," NOT just the Israelite ones! (28:19) Likewise, this Israel-centric approach distorts and devalues Christ's role in bringing salvation to all of humankind and reigning as the universal ruler of the Kingdom of God!

Finally, Anglo-Israelism distorts a number of other understandings that are very important to the way someone who professes to be a follower of Jesus Christ should view the world. This teaching distorts a Christian's understanding of race/ethnicity. Instead of seeing humankind as being of one blood, it reinforces the view that God has intentionally favored one people over all others - that the advantages enjoyed by the English-speaking peoples of the earth were God ordained! This has, in turn, led to a sense of superiority - a sense of being exceptional among all of the peoples of the earth. In similar fashion, this has distorted the perceptions of many adherents of Anglo-Israelism regarding history more generally speaking - both their own history and those of the other peoples of the earth. Moreover, this pernicious teaching has also made a significant contribution to the disdain that these folks have for science and human expertise. In short, the rejection of genetic, archaeological, and linguistic evidence which contradicts this teaching has further alienated these folks from reality and the ability to think logically.

Hence, we can see that Anglo-Israelism is NOT a harmless delusion! The spiritual consequences of adhering to this heretical teaching are serious and far-reaching. Thus, while it may be technically correct to say that this isn't a matter of salvation, it would be foolish to dismiss this as a "harmless" diversion.

Posted by Miller Jones/Lonnie C Hendrix

Dave Pack's Short Sweet Birthday Treat

 

La Petite Mort

 

David C. Pack, the Pastor General of The Restored Church of God, was born on December 7, 1948. His birthday is today as he turns 74. For someone who teaches that celebrating a birthday is evil, he has sure mentioned it enough during his sermons that even I remembered it.

 

The birthday present he was hoping for (despite saying he did not want it) was that God was going to give him an utterance like John the Baptist, raise him as Elijah the Prophet, and send him to Jerusalem, where he would begin to speak to the world as a herald for the Second Coming of Jesus Christ.

 

As it turns out…not so much.

 

He spent 66 minutes preaching about himself during “The Greatest Unending Story (Part 408)” on December 3, 2022. What his role is. What God would do with him. Where he is in the Bible. But he also gave a timetable for when this will all go down.

 

@ 1:05:28 There are days of this man’s voice. This period, if it is this week, and I’m understanding it correctly, the latest it could begin would be Wednesday morning.

 

The exact time of 9:35 AM EDT is based on sunset in Jerusalem, which is two days before the beginning of Kislev 16 this Friday. If that sounds complicated, it is. One of the significant challenges of my life has been to explain Dave's thinking in a way that is easy-to-follow and remotely understandable. Greater men than me have tried and failed.

 

 

Introduced for the first time four days ago, the public failure of Dave’s latest teaching could have been avoided if he had the self-control to shut his mouth and let God reveal the truth to the church. But, no. Dave, the Coffee Kid, and Pepper Boy "saw something" in the scriptures, and he had to rush to call it out without knowing what he was talking about.

 

Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.

 

He has a pathetic need to be the winner and to be right at all costs. He cannot allow God to do something only he knows about because his desire to claim the glory exposes deep-rooted insecurity, which has proven more challenging to mask as time goes on.

 

What is the point of winning a race if nobody knows you did?

 

@ 37:21 A picture’s gonna grow and grow and grow and grow and become what I’m pretty sure is impossible to misunderstand.

 

And yet, David C. Pack did misunderstand. When a human being tells you over and over how “easy” something is and still gets it wrong, that should be a warning sign to a rational mind. Staying inside The Restored Church of God despite nine years of documented failures is not rational.

 

The people inside RCG feel trapped because they do not know where else to go. When the building is on fire, maybe do not worry about what is on the other side of the window at the moment. Just get out.

 

 

La petite mort is French for “the little death.” Each time David C. Pack fails in front of the entire membership of The Restored Church of God, he dies inside a little bit. His mind and his heart have been dying in little bits over the past seven years. His deterioration is becoming more apparent, and the indications of his condition are harder to hide.

 

Hamburger goes bad when it turns gray. Once it stinks, it has to be taken to the dumpster. The teachings of David C. Pack need to be taken to the dumpster.

 

The Restored Church of God is spiritually rotting like spoiled meat. The stench fills the Hall of Administration with the most pungent concentration coming from the Third Floor Executive Imaginarium. The source of the stomach-turning reek is David C. Pack, assisted by two unwitting, inexperienced accomplices: James E. Habboush and Andrew J. Holcombe. The Packian Triad of Fraud.

 

To eat their spiritual meat is to make yourself ill. The spiritual food of The Restored Church of God is poison, causing la petite mort for the brethren. They know something is wrong but do not know what to do about it. If it were physical meat, the stench would tell them not to put it in their mouths. But since they are so used to it, the taste does not bother some anymore.

 

Stomach cramps and vomiting are just part of the Christian Walk now. They accept that a god tests them to see how much suffering they are willing to endure. The god Dave teaches is continually tricking them, but this is a trial of faith, so they must endure.

 

Just like the abused spouse determined to see how many beatings they can survive. The one they cannot comes too late to get away from.

 

The hireling enablers have embraced la petite mort by accepting willful blindness to the wickedness perpetrated by their human idol. What has died is their integrity. Even the iron that seared their consciences has grown cold. Just as brotherly love and godly love have waxed cold.

 

 

David C. Pack experiences la petite mort when he fails prophetically like he did this morning. He will fail again in a more grand way this Friday, December 9, at 9:35 AM EDT when Kislev 16 begins, but the 1335 of Daniel 12:12 does not. Salvation is not coming for those of The Restored Church of God on December 24 at sunset. It will be a Christmas to remember, but not the way Dave teaches.

 

@ 43:51 And frankly, based on all I’m gonna tell ya, I hope I’m wrong.

 

@ 1:04:01 I’ve never preached a sermon in my life with so many facts where I hoped every one of them is wrong.

 

@ 1:42:17 I hope I misread every verse and none of it happens…I hope everything here has another explanation.

 

Maybe Dave got his birthday wish after all.

 

The notes for Part 408 could have been left in his briefcase, and he would have been better off. Even Brad would have said, “Exercising wisdom was a good call, Mr. Pack. That would have been really embarrassing.”

 

Happy Birthday, Dave. Way to keep mucking things up.

Marc Cebrian

See: La Petite Mort