Satan Is So Angry That He Shut Down Crackpot Prophet's False Prophecy Channel

 

Satan needs to stop being such a big bad meanie to the world's greatest prophet to ever exist in human history! How dare he!

The Greco-Roman Crackpot Prophet, Bwana Bob Thiel writes:

Bible News Prophecy International Radio Down

We were hit by a targeted hack that shut down our Bible News Prophecy International multi-language internet radio channel.

Then the crackpot prophet proceeds to blame a disobedient Laodicean for letting Satan take over his/her mind to attack his false prophecy site: 

Satan does not want this channel to exist and as he is the “the prince of the power of the air, the spirit who now works in the sons of disobedience” (Ephesians 2:2). Satan, directly or indirectly, influenced one or more of the disobedient to attack this online radio site.

Greco-Roman Crackpot Prophet: We Have at least 3 1/2 Years Till The End

 

Where would the Church of God be without its resident idiot prophets running off at the mouth about the end-time malarkey? Keep those sheeple all stirred up and fearful, and they will not think twice about questioning the prophet's stupidity. Besides, keeping them living in fear keeps them under control and with their wallets open for the "end time push".

The Great Bwana to Africa and the occasional Caucasian had this little snippet up today from Church of the Eternal God:

11/08/24 a.m. In its newsletter today, CEG has the following:

Trump has won. ...

European Reactions

Breitbart wrote on November 6:

“Donald Trump may have turned the U.S. red, but in Europe the airwaves and front pages turned blue as the very tribally left-wing legacy media vented their disappointment at the American people not voting as wanted. German broadsheet newspaper Die Zeit said it for many in the European media on Wednesday morning with their reaction to the re-election of President-elect Trump, ... The colourful article comparing election night coverage to staring into a nuclear bomb’s mushroom cloud lamented ‘America doesn’t care at all’ about European feelings… the article’s author rhetorically asked whether this was to be the end of America…

Our resident crackpot then goes on to add his worthless two cents: 

The election was a step towards the end of the USA, "but the end is not yet: (cf. Matthew 24:6)--we have at least 3 1/2 years before the end.

 

Stirring the Pot: Most of the Split, Splinter and Sliver Christians I know chose Barabbas

The crowd chose Barabbas, not because they loved him, but because they hated Gospel Jesus. 

John 18:40

"They shouted back, "No, not him! Give us Barabbas!" Now Barabbas had taken part in an uprising."

19:15

But they shouted, “Take him away! Take him away! Crucify him!” “Shall I crucify your king?” Pilate asked. “We have no king but Caesar,” 

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Bonus observation:

It kinda feels like when the second plane hit the South Tower or when you waited on the results of a biopsy and, well....you know....

Our Connection To Jesus Christ Exists Only Becasue Of Herbert Armstrong

According to Timothy Kitchen, our connection to Jesus Christ came to us through Herbert Armstrong. Much like Mary is used in the Catholic Church as a way to experience Christ, Herbert is our avenue to having a relationship with Jesus.  

God sent Jesus to the church. God had Jesus send the church Herbert Armstrong. Through Jesus and Herbert, we got the ministry. Eliminating any of these steps will eliminate you from the Kingdom of God and will get your name stricken from the Book of Life. Wut? 

Truly, Armstrongism gets dumber by the day!

The Body of Jesus Christ is connected to Jesus Christ. God the Father sent His Son. His son, Jesus Christ sent Herbert W Armstrong! Jesus Christ THROUGH Herbert W Armstrong sent the ministry! It was God the Father that sent them through Jesus Christ and Herbert W Armstrong! Eliminate any one of them, and you erase yourself from God's Church and Coming Kingdom, and from the book of Life! There is Government in His Body, and you break that chain in that Governmental line, whom God and Jesus Christ placed, you're not in it. Hirelings, and wolves look to draw away members of God's Church, unto themselves, unto their organization and corporate Church. If they cannot pull the Father of the family, they go after the wife. And if the wife cannot be pulled away, they will go After the Children. I have witnessed this very thing! I have lived through it, and God shows me instantly when it happens, by the power of His Holy Spirit. Because without it, I would be blind to it. I wouldn't see it. But I do. That's God through and through, and the Glory goes to God. I have come across many wolves, who seek to steal and destroy, JUST AS JESUS CHRIST SAYS! They, the hirelings and wolves, say the sheep have a path of destruction behind them, because many have clung to them with vain flatteries, or false pretenses! With ulterior motives! And their plans fell through and came to nothing! God's Word is true every time! Some were trying to take the children , literally. Some sought more members for their corporate Churches. All with lies and deception, false pretenses, of their father the Devil! Judge the fruits! What does God say He will do? The fire of God is coming up on the disobedient and rebellious! God come quickly and RIP your sheep from their claws and deliver what they have delivered to us!

Dave Pack's Spaghetti Model for Jesus Return Date Which Cannot Be Denied and is Inarguable

 

Will Gerald Flurry Be Proven Right Tomorrow?

 

Does Donald Trump winning the 2025 U.S election fulfill Gerald Flurry’s prophecy? Gerald Flurry, pastor general of the Philadelphia Church of God (PCG) and editor-in-chief of The Trumpet, prophesied that Trump would return to office. Are we witnessing the fulfillment of this prophecy, or is this yet another instance of a self-proclaimed prophet attempting to reshape the truth to fit his narrative? The Philadelphia Church of God issued a piece in their trumpet magazine authored by their Prophet Gerald Flurry titled Donald Trump's return in Bible prophecy the subheading many are waking up to a forecast I made over three years ago suggests that Donald Trump's potential victory in the 2025 election would validate Gerald flurry's previous 2020 prophecies essentially breathing new life into old failed predictions. Let's revisit exactly what was preached around the time of the 2020 election. You can find the articles featured in this video here: https://www.thetrumpet.com/28885-donald-tr... https://www.thetrumpet.com/23193-why-donal... #trumppresidency #falseprophet #trumpprophecy #philadelphiachurchofgod

Are You In A Jezebel COG? If So, REPENT And Return To The One True WCG!

God has sent his warning message to all COG members who are in Jezebel splinter groups to repent and return to the one true Worldwide Church of God so that you can support the two witless witnesses that can only arise out of the one true faith.

When wolves came in, and the discontented took over our facilities and congregations, it was not evil to leave them and avoid them. What they did there, was they spoiled the Church, ransacked the assets and properties, and left it in ruins.

We are left in a situation like Zechariah and Haggai. Which is about the Temple of God being restored in Jerusalem.

That began with Herbert W Armstrong. He is the Zerubbabel type Christ is using.

The hands of Zerubbabel are the two witnesses(Zechariah 4), and they are finishers of the Zerubbabel work.

Ultimately we will be based and Headquartered out of Jerusalem, with Christ at His return.

When we arrive in Jerusalem before the Tribulation, we are going to be there to support the men of God who will be the two witnesses. Because of our obedience to God, we shall receive the promise of Jesus Christ(Rev.3:10). We are going to be protected.

Those who are separated at that point, in any other church and/or organization, will need to repent, and keep the commandments of God and have the testimony of Jesus Christ. Their era, is an era where the Church of God is an obedient Church.

They were just fooling themselves beforehand, because Jezebel, that Great whore, desired them to be separated into their own groups. And being involved with that religious confusion, and having facilities given them from that Jezebel, they will go into the Great Tribulation where half of them will repent.(Matthew 25)

But as Revelation 2 says, they can repent beforehand and become right with God and “…Come out of her, my people, lest you take part in her sins, lest you share in her plagues;

“for her sins are heaped high as heaven,

and God has remembered her iniquities.”(Rev. 18:4-5)

The Great Tribulation is correction intended for people to respond to God’s call to separate from sin and the great Whore. But we can separate today, now, before the Tribulation if we are diligent and faithful. Samuel Kitchen