Scofield + HWA = Hybrid Heresy: How Armstrong Turned Dispensational Nonsense Into Something Even Worse

Armstrongism and Dispensationalism: 

Borrowed Prophecy, Twisted Identity, and the Glorious Failure of Both Systems

Herbert W. Armstrong, that self-appointed “apostle” who loved to claim he restored truths lost for 1,900 years, built a hefty chunk of his prophetic house on ideas he cribbed from the popular fundamentalist crowd. Enter the Scofield Reference Bible — his favorite cheat sheet. He stirred in his special secret sauce of British Israelism, church eras, mandatory law-keeping, and a dash of one-man authoritarianism. The result? A glorious hybrid monstrosity that took the worst of Dispensationalism and made it even more ridiculous. What a masterpiece of “Plain Truth”!

What Is Dispensationalism? (The Original Flavor)

Dispensationalism, cooked up by John Nelson Darby and neatly packaged by Cyrus I. Scofield, slices human history into neat little “dispensations” where God supposedly changes the rules like a cosmic game show host. Innocence, Conscience, Human Government, Promise, Law, Grace (the current “Church Age” parenthesis), and a future Kingdom.

The big selling point: a sharp, permanent wall between Israel (God’s earthly people with all those juicy land and temple promises) and the Church (a mostly Gentile heavenly afterthought inserted as a temporary gap). This leads to the crowd-pleasing pre-tribulation Rapture, a neat 7-year Tribulation focused on the Jews, and a literal millennial kingdom where national Israel gets its big comeback.

Scofield’s notes glued all this directly into the Bible text, turning speculation into something that looked almost official. Brilliant marketing, really.

Armstrong’s Love Affair with the Scofield Bible

HWA didn’t hide his admiration for the Scofield Bible. He leaned on it heavily while “studying” in the 1920s and 1930s and borrowed freely as he invented his own prophetic empire.

He kept the premillennialism, the literal-prophecy-when-it-suited-him approach, the heavy focus on Daniel and Revelation, and the 70 Weeks as a handy timeline. But true to form, he couldn’t leave well enough alone. He ditched the secret Rapture (too mainstream), replaced it with his patented “place of safety” (Petra, anyone?), and glued on British Israelism — the delightful fantasy that Americans and Brits are the lost ten tribes of Israel while the Jews play second fiddle.

Because why settle for ordinary Dispensationalism when you can make Anglo-Saxons the stars of the birthright promises? Much more exciting.

Why This Hybrid Is So Delightfully Wrong

From a New Covenant perspective grounded in the finished work of Christ, both systems are embarrassing, but Armstrongism takes the cake by adding extra layers of legalistic nonsense and ethnic myth-making.

1. Prophecy Gymnastics on Daniel’s 70 Weeks Scofield fans love inserting a giant mysterious “gap” between the 69th and 70th weeks so they can shove a future 7-year Tribulation in there. Armstrong mostly followed the historical line to Christ’s first coming (69½ weeks) but left that pesky final 3½ years dangling for end-time drama. Both approaches require Olympic-level textual contortions. The prophecy is about the Messiah finishing transgression, ending sin, atoning for iniquity, bringing everlasting righteousness, and anointing the Most Holy — all gloriously fulfilled in Jesus’ ministry, death, and the New Covenant. Not in some distant gap or Armstrongist Tribulation sideshow.

The day-year principle sounds spiritual until you realize how selectively they apply it.

2. Israel, the Church, and British Israelism Fantasy Dispensationalism’s rigid Israel/Church split already undermines the New Testament’s crystal-clear teaching of one people of God — the “one new man” in Christ. Armstrong made it exponentially worse with his Anglo-Israel fairy tale. Modern U.S. and Britain as literal descendants of the lost tribes? Thoroughly debunked by history, genetics, archaeology, and the Bible itself. The New Testament doesn’t waste time hunting for lost tribes because it doesn’t need to. In Christ, ethnic myths dissolve.

3. Legalism on Steroids Both systems cling to Old Covenant shadows, but Armstrong cranked it to eleven: mandatory Sabbath, Holy Days, tithing, clean meats, and the soul-crushing idea that you must “qualify” for the Kingdom through obedience plus faith while hoping to “become God.” Nothing says “good news” like turning grace into a lifelong performance review.

4. The Scofield Influence Problem Scofield’s notes helped popularize endless speculation, date-setting (which HWA turned into an Olympic sport), and a form of prophecy worship that often overshadows the actual gospel. Armstrong cherry-picked the parts he liked and claimed divine restoration on the rest. Classic.

The whole hybrid appealed to people hungry for “hidden knowledge,” but it delivered failed prophecies, crushed lives, and authoritarian control.

The Real Restoration That Matters (Unlike the Restored Nonsense)

Armstrongism’s desperate raid on the Scofield Reference Bible perfectly exposes the glorious comedy of both systems: a bunch of men playing prophetic mad scientist, cobbling together elaborate doomsday puzzles from human imagination instead of simply believing the finished work of Christ. Herbert W. Armstrong grabbed the dispensational toolkit that promised to “unlock” the headlines, tossed in his beloved British Israelism fairy tale and a truckload of mandatory Old Covenant rule-keeping, then had the audacity to slap a “Thus saith the Lord — Plain Truth Restored!” label on the resulting dumpster fire. The final product? A bloated hybrid that took Dispensationalism’s worst quirks — those convenient prophetic gaps, ethnic superiority myths, and temple-obsessed futurism — and supercharged them with legalistic bondage, one-man cult rule, and a legendary track record of spectacularly failed dates.

In a sharp contrast, the New Testament drops a far simpler, more glorious bombshell. In Christ, every single one of God’s promises shouts a resounding “Yes!” (2 Corinthians 1:20). There is only one people of God — Jew and Gentile smashed together into one new man in the Church, the true Israel of God by faith (Ephesians 2:11-22; Galatians 3:28-29; 6:16). The tired shadows of the Old Covenant have been fulfilled and tossed aside like yesterday’s obsolete paperwork. We’re not waiting around for a rebuilt temple, revived national distinctions, or some separate prophetic program for physical Israel. The Kingdom is already here in the risen Lord, and its full party awaits His visible return.

For all the exhausted souls crawling out of Armstrongism and its prophetic funhouse, this is actual freedom: stop sweating to “qualify” through rituals, lost-tribe fantasies, and endless chart-staring. The gospel isn’t a secret decoder ring for hidden tribes and prophetic gaps — it’s the raw power of God for salvation to everyone who simply believes.

True biblical prophecy does one thing: it points straight to Jesus — the Messiah who already showed up, who reigns right now at the Father’s right hand, and who will return visibly to make everything new. No Scofield footnotes, no Armstrong “plain truth” sales pitch, and no ridiculous ethnic hierarchies required. Just Christ, and Him crucified and risen.

That is the only restoration worth shouting about.

Silent Pilgrim

The Sermon on the Splinter: Preach Unity, Practice Divorce

Doug Winnail has written another letter to the faithful on how they all need to learn to work together, living in harmony, and be perfectly joined together.

The Importance of Working Together: Jesus referred to His disciples as His friends and encouraged them to “love one another (John 15:12–17). The Apostle Paul called those who assisted him in his ministry “my fellow workers” (Romans 16:3). Working together smoothly is a skill that we can learn, and the Bible gives us important guidelines. We are instructed to be “perfectly joined together in the same mind and in the same judgment” and not let contentions divide us (1 Corinthians 1:10–13). We are to be humble; live in harmony; be patient; avoid being haughty, conceited, or ambitious; and be willing to yield (Romans 12:16–18; James 3:14–18). Proverbs 13:10 reminds us that pride is a major cause of contention, and Galatians 5:16–26 teaches us that using God’s Spirit is a key to eliminating dissension and promoting peace, cooperation, and friendship. Are you developing these skills?

Have a profitable Sabbath,

Douglas S. Winnail”

Beautiful words. Truly inspiring. Now let’s examine how the Living Church of God and every other Church of God splinter actually lives them.

While Winnail lectures the rank-and-file about developing the skills of humility, harmony, yielding, and eliminating dissension, the leadership of LCG and its fellow alphabet groups (UCG, PCG, COGWA, and the rest of the post-WCG wreckage) have spent the last thirty years proving they have zero interest in any of it. They split, they accused, they disfellowshiped, they competed for members and tithes, and they built separate little empires. Then they turn around and tell the people in the pews to “love one another” and “be perfectly joined together in the same mind.”

Apparently, the “fellow workers” verse only applies inside one organization at a time. Cross the invisible line into another COG group, and suddenly the same Bible that demands unity becomes a weapon for calling the other side Laodicean, rebellious, or compromised. Pride is supposedly the big problem—except when it’s the pride of the men at the top who refuse to yield an inch of control or admit that maybe their particular split wasn’t God’s idea after all.

Members are constantly reminded to be patient, humble, and willing to yield. The leadership? Not so much. They will happily quote Paul calling people “fellow workers” while treating every other COG as competition rather than co-laborers. The same men who demand that members stop being “haughty, conceited, or ambitious” have spent decades protecting their own positions, their own magazines, their own feast sites, and their own authority structures. Cooperation? Only if it doesn’t threaten anyone’s paycheck or title.

The real message behind Winnail’s article is not actually about unity at all. It is about keeping the members focused on fixing themselves while the leadership continues the very behaviors the article condemns. The splits happened because of pride, contentions, and unwillingness to yield at the highest levels—yet the solution offered is always the same: the people in the seats need to try harder to get along. The men running the organizations never seem to be the ones who need to develop those skills.

If LCG and the other groups were serious about the verses they love to quote, we would see actual attempts at reconciliation instead of endless doctrinal one-upmanship and quiet competition for the same shrinking pool of members. We would see joint efforts, shared resources, and leaders willing to swallow their pride for the sake of the “one body” they claim to represent. Instead, we get thirty years of parallel universes, each claiming to be the faithful remnant while refusing to sit at the same table with the other remnants.

This is not unity. This is managed division dressed up in Sabbath-keeping language. The leadership gets to keep their separate thrones, their separate authority, and their separate income streams, while the members get the weekly guilt trip about not loving one another enough. The hypocrisy is not subtle—it is the entire operating model.

Until the men at the top of these groups are willing to practice the humility, yielding, and cooperation they demand from everyone else, articles like Winnail’s will remain nothing more than pious-sounding reminders that the real rules only apply downward. The Bible they cite calls for one mind and one body. What the Church of God movement has delivered is a dozen separate bodies, each convinced it alone has the mind of God. That is not a failure of the members. That is a failure of leadership that has never been willing to take its own medicine.

From Allen’s Pen to Armstrong’s Pulpit: The ‘Revealed Truth’ That Was Just Yesterday’s British Israelism

Herbert W. Armstrong and the Plagiarism of Judah’s Sceptre and Joseph’s Birthright

Herbert W. Armstrong built much of his distinctive prophetic and identity theology around the doctrine of British Israelism (also called Anglo-Israelism). This teaching claims that the “lost ten tribes” of Israel migrated to northwestern Europe and that the modern English-speaking peoples—especially the British Commonwealth (Ephraim) and the United States (Manasseh)—are their literal descendants, inheriting the birthright promises made to Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob.

A central pillar of this teaching in Armstrong’s writings was his booklet The United States and Britain in Prophecy (originally United States in Prophecy, with various editions from the 1940s onward). Critics, former insiders, and even WCG leadership after Armstrong’s death have long pointed out that this work substantially derives from J.H. Allen’s 1902 book Judah’s Sceptre and Joseph’s Birthright.

J.H. Allen (John Harden Allen), an American minister and author, published Judah’s Sceptre and Joseph’s Birthright in 1902 (with later editions, e.g., 1917). The book analyzes Old Testament prophecies, distinguishing between the Sceptre (royal lineage and Messiah promise through Judah) and the Birthright (national promises of multitude, wealth, and power through Joseph’s sons Ephraim and Manasseh). Allen argued that these promises found fulfillment in the British Empire and the United States as the modern representatives of Israel.

British Israelism itself was not original to Allen. It had roots in 18th- and 19th-century writings, including works by John Wilson (Our Israelitish Origin, 1840), Edward Hine, and others who traced supposed Israelite migrations through the Scythians, Cimmerians, and Celts to the British Isles. Allen synthesized and popularized these ideas in a more accessible American context.

Evidence of Substantial Borrowing

Side-by-side comparisons reveal extensive overlap in structure, arguments, biblical interpretations, historical claims, and even phrasing. For example:

• Both works emphasize the division of the kingdom after Solomon, with the Birthright going to Joseph’s line (the northern kingdom, “House of Israel”) and the Sceptre to Judah (southern kingdom, “House of Judah”).

• Discussions of the name “Jew” as applying only to Judah, the 2520-year punishment period (a “seven times” prophecy from Leviticus 26), and the sudden rise of Britain and America after ~1800 A.D. show strong parallels.

Critics have published detailed tables showing near-verbatim or closely paraphrased passages. One analysis notes that Armstrong’s 1967 edition of US & BC in Prophecy mirrors Allen’s wording on topics like the distinction between Jews and Israelites.

Joseph Tkach Jr., who succeeded Armstrong and led the WCG’s transformation into Grace Communion International (GCI), openly acknowledged the issue in his book Transformed by Truth and related statements: “From an ethical point of view, it is a well-known fact that Mr. Armstrong did not originate this teaching. In fact, earlier editions of the US & BC plagiarized vast portions of a book entitled Judah’s Sceptre and Joseph’s Birthright.” Tkach noted that it was not possible to claim divine revelation for material clearly copied from an existing source.

A copy of Allen’s book was reportedly found among Armstrong’s possessions after his death, and Armstrong had referenced similar British Israel literature positively in earlier correspondence and studies (e.g., in the late 1920s/1930s while researching in libraries).

Armstrong did add his own elements—such as tying the doctrine more tightly to his broader prophetic schema (e.g., The Plain Truth magazine, radio broadcasts, and warnings of end-time punishment on the “modern descendants of Israel”)—and presented it with his charismatic, authoritative style. However, the core framework, historical identifications, and many proofs were drawn directly from Allen and the broader British Israel tradition without adequate credit in his popular publications.

Defenders sometimes argue it was common practice in that era to draw from public-domain or shared ideas without formal citation, or that Armstrong’s version had unique emphases and was “revealed” through intensive Bible study. Some claim the similarities reflect independent study of the same scriptures. However, the volume and specificity of the borrowing, combined with the lack of attribution in the booklets distributed by the millions, have led most neutral observers to classify it as plagiarism or uncredited adaptation.

Broader Pattern in Armstrong’s Work

This was not an isolated incident. Armstrong frequently synthesized existing ideas (on topics like church history, prophecy, or doctrines) and presented them as fresh revelations or his own discoveries. British Israelism served as a “central plank” for interpreting end-time prophecy, national identity, and the need for WCG membership to understand God’s plan. Dropping it after Armstrong’s death was a major step in the church’s doctrinal overhaul.
Why This Matters Little for Christians Today

For believers grounded in the New Covenant, Herbert W. Armstrong’s plagiarism of J.H. Allen’s work—and the British Israelism doctrine itself—is ultimately of minor importance. Here’s why, reasoned from Scripture:

The New Testament reorients God’s people around faith in Christ, not ethnic or national descent. Paul emphatically teaches that “not all who are descended from Israel are Israel” (Romans 9:6) and that true children of Abraham are those of faith: “If you belong to Christ, then you are Abraham’s seed, and heirs according to the promise” (Galatians 3:29; see also Romans 4, Galatians 3). Physical identities and old covenant national promises find their fulfillment and transcendence in Jesus, the true Seed.

British Israelism relies on a literal, ongoing distinction between “Israel” and “Judah” that the New Testament largely collapses. In the NT, terms like “Israel,” “Jews,” and the people of God increasingly point to the multi-ethnic church (e.g., Ephesians 2:11–22; 1 Peter 2:9–10). The promises of land, seed, and blessing are realized supremely in Christ and His spiritual kingdom, not in 19th/20th-century empires.

Plagiarism reveals character flaws—lack of transparency, overclaiming originality, and presenting human ideas as divine revelation—but it does not invalidate every teaching Armstrong promoted, nor does it define the gospel. Many teachers throughout church history have borrowed without credit; the Bereans (Acts 17:11) and faithful Christians today test all things against Scripture (1 Thessalonians 5:21).

What does matter is the gospel of grace: justification by faith, the finished work of Christ, freedom from the old covenant’s ceremonial and civil shadows (including tithing, food laws, and calendar observances as binding), and the indwelling Holy Spirit guiding believers. Obsessing over national identities or failed prophetic timelines distracts from the “better covenant” mediated by Jesus (Hebrews 8:6).

Armstrong’s errors, including this one, highlight the danger of elevating any human teacher or “one true church” claim. New Covenant Christians are called to liberty in Christ (Galatians 5), humility, and discerning truth by the Word and the Spirit—not by tracing 19th-century book borrowings or Anglo-Saxon genealogy theories.

In the end, whether HWA copied Allen extensively changes little for those resting in the New Covenant. It serves as a cautionary tale against personality cults and proof-texting for national exceptionalism, but it does not alter the unchanging truth: “There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus” (Galatians 3:28). Focus there, and such historical details fade into proper perspective.

Silent Pilgrim

Sources: 

A Short Critique of Herbert W. Armstrong’s British-Israelism-

The United States and Britain in Fantasy

British-Israelism, Anglo-Israelism Refuted!

Judah's Sceptre and Joseph's Birthright

Wikipedia: British Israelism

Grokpedia: British Israelism

Life at Herbert W. Armstrong College

Did Herbert Armstrong Plagiarize J.H. Allen’s Judah’s Sceptre and Joseph’s Birthright 

in The US&BC in Prophecy?

How the Israel Identity Truth entered the Church of God

GCI: The Central Plank Cracks

"Pure and Undefiled Religion” Now Includes Cozying Up to the Groups You Called Error-Ridden Failures

Bwana Bob's Latest Hypocrisy: 

Coddling Up to "Laodicean" UCG for a Joint Meeting Hall 

While Smearing Them as Inferior for Years

The Crackpot Prophet strikes again. The self-proclaimed mantle-holder, Philadelphian remnant leader, and the only true successor to the original apostolic faith (or so he keeps telling us in his endless lists), has apparently decided that sharing a meeting hall with the United Church of God (UCG) is a grand idea. Practical? Maybe. Consistent with his decades of superiority claims? Not even close. This is pure hypocrisy, served up with a side of "do as I say, not as I do."

For those who've followed Bwana Bob's cogwriter.com output and CCOG sermons, the pattern is familiar. He loves posting "15 Ways CCOG Is Better Than All Those Other Former WCG Groups" (especially the ones with actual members). The provided list is a masterclass in self-promotion, where he positions CCOG as the hyper-biblical, dream-confirmed, fastest-growing, poor-supporting, prophecy-watching, sign-performing elite squad—while everyone else, including UCG, is implicitly Laodicean, error-ridden, and lagging behind in the final phase of the work.

Let's revisit some highlights from Bob's own superiority manifesto and watch the hypocrisy unfold:"We are more biblically-focused... more than any other current COG" – Including reading the entire book of the law every seven years. UCG? Apparently not Philadelphian enough in Bob's book.
Massive multilingual outreach in 1500+ languages – No other group has done it. Take that, UCG.

3-4. Restored teachings on God's plan, creation, etc. – CCOG is the only one getting this right in the 21st century. Others are playing catch-up (or not).

5-6. Accurate prophecy watching without Laodicean errors – Bob explicitly calls out groups for prophetic mistakes that will leave them unprepared for the Great Tribulation. UCG gets named in his critiques of Daniel 11 sequences and other end-time confusion.

8-11. Dreams, signs, mantle, proper governance, Acts 2:17-18 – Only CCOG has the real deal. UCG (and others) lack the confirmed prophet, the proper hands-laying, and the Philadelphia remnant status.No salary for the top leader; highest percentage to the poor and gospel – A not-so-subtle dig at salaried ministry in bigger groups like UCG.

13-15. Fastest growing, focus on Gentiles/Romans 11, preparing for the short work without 501(c)(3) compromise – Fruits prove it. UCG doesn't measure up.

He wraps it up by claiming CCOG best represents the continuation of Acts 2 and the Philadelphia remnant, while others have lost truths. "We call out religious groups who teach errors," he boasts, citing Jesus in Matthew 15.

Yet here we are. The same Bob Thiel who has spent years positioning CCOG as the only group God is truly using for the final work is now cozying up to UCG for a shared facility. Practical fellowship? In Bob's theology, that's dangerous compromise with Laodiceans who don't keep the word as purely, watch prophecy as accurately, or restore things as thoroughly as he does.

This isn't the first time Bwana Bob has talked big about separation and superiority only to bend when convenient. Remember, he left LCG citing integrity and doctrinal issues, then launched CCOG as the true remnant. Now he's open to joint meetings with another "inferior" group? It smells like desperation for growth, relevance, or cost savings—exactly the kind of worldly pragmatism he condemns in others.

Pure and undefiled religion, Bob quotes from James 1:27, is visiting orphans and widows. But apparently, it's also okay to partner with the very groups you say are riddled with errors that could prevent people from fleeing to the place of safety. What happened to "two cannot walk together unless they are agreed" (Amos 3:3)? Or is that only for everyone else?

Members and observers of Armstrongist splinters have seen this movie before: leaders preach exclusivity and condemnation until practical needs (or failing "fruits") force a pivot. UCG has its own issues and history, but at least they don't pretend to be the sole dream-confirmed prophet leading the one true Philadelphia continuation while secretly eyeing their facilities.

Bwana Bob, if you're reading this (and you probably are, given your habit of monitoring critics), perhaps it's time to update that 15-point list with #16: "We are willing to temporarily overlook all those Laodicean errors when we need a cheaper hall." The sheer hypocrisy exposes the man-made nature of these endless COG power plays. True Philadelphia isn't about claiming the mantle while compromising it for convenience—it's about consistency in truth and love of the brethren, not selective fellowship.

The sheer, jaw-dropping, stomach-churning hypocrisy of it all! Here is Bob Thiel—the man who has spent years meticulously crafting 15-point (and counting) superiority lists positioning his little CCOG fiefdom as the sole dream-anointed, sign-confirmed, fastest-growing, no-salary-taking, 1500-languages-and-counting Philadelphian remnant—suddenly batting his eyelashes at the United Church of God for a shared meeting hall. It's like the guy who wrote an entire manifesto declaring everyone else Laodicean, error-riddled, and doomed to miss the place of safety is now whispering sweet nothings about joint real estate. Practical? Sure. Consistent with his endless sermons about separation from compromise? About as consistent as David C. Pack's prophecy calendar.

Let's be brutally honest in the spirit of Bwana Bob's own "speaking the truth in love" (which apparently only applies when he's atop the pyramid). The same prophet who brags about calling out errors like Jesus in Matthew 15 now wants to share hymnals and potlucks with a group he has repeatedly implied lacks the restored truths, proper governance, confirmed signs of Acts 2:17-18, and mantle that only he possesses. Where's the bold watchman warning against Laodicean fellowship now, Bob? Did the Ezekiel Warning take a coffee break while you were negotiating square footage? This isn't Philadelphia love of the brethren—it's pragmatic, worldly coddling that exposes the whole "one true remnant" shtick as the self-serving farce it has always been.

And the timing! With CCOG's much-touted "fruits" and explosive growth supposedly proving divine favor, why the sudden need to cozy up to one of those inferior "top ten" groups Bob loves to subtly (and not-so-subtly) dunk on? Could it be that the fastest-growing remnant still struggles with basic logistics like owning or renting decent space? Or that the multilingual gospel machine needs a few extra warm bodies from the very Laodiceans he warns against? The irony is thicker than one of Bob's 7-year Feast law readings. Pure and undefiled religion indeed—James 1:27 must now include "and partner with those you publicly call out for prophetic errors when the rent's due."

Brethren (and by that I mean anyone still bothering to track this endless COG clown car), this is textbook Armstrongist leadership in action: preach exclusivity, separation, and superiority until real-world pressures demand flexibility. Then rewrite the rules, update the website quietly, and act like it was always God's plan. Bob can keep posting his lists and claiming apostolic succession all he wants, but actions like this scream "man-made organization scrambling for relevance" far louder than any dream from a woman or hands-laying ceremony ever could.

True Philadelphia isn't about claiming you're the only one keeping the word while secretly shopping for hall space with those who don't. It's about integrity—which seems to be in shorter supply in the "final phase of the work" than even Bob's accurate prophecy timeline. 

Keep watching, folks. The wackiness doesn't just continue; it books joint meetings with it.

Bob Thiel and Aaron Dean's Masterclass in Armstrongist Bureaucratic Fraud: When Two Tiny Personality Cults (UCG/CCOG) Team Up to Hoodwink an Entire Country

In a breathtaking display of theological flexibility, Bob Thiel has decided that the best way to get his microscopic Continuing Church of God registered in Burundi is to hold hands with the very group he spent years telling his followers was spiritually compromised. Because nothing screams “end-time remnant” quite like begging your former rivals for help meeting basic government paperwork requirements.

Burundi recently raised the bar for foreign-connected churches: they now need at least 500 members, land, and an actual building. Thiel’s operation apparently falls short on its own, so he’s turned to the United Church of God — the same organization many in his circle have long dismissed as “Laodicean.” UCG already owns land in the country and has some form of temporary approval. The two sides have been discussing pooling money to build a shared church building that both groups could use. Thiel was very careful to stress that this is not a merger. It’s just two completely separate churches conspiring to meet legal minimums together. How refreshingly honest.

This kind of opportunistic “cooperation” is textbook Armstrongism. For decades, groups in this movement have perfected the art of using manipulation and selective truth-telling to get what they want. When it suits the leadership, rival factions suddenly discover they’re “brethren” who should work together. When it doesn’t, they go right back to publicly branding each other as spiritually blind or even demonic. The goal is never genuine unity — it’s always institutional survival and the appearance of legitimacy. Members are kept in the dark or fed spiritual-sounding language while the men at the top quietly make deals that would make a corporate lawyer blush.

The same playbook is on full display here. Thiel and Aaron Dean can posture about “not merging” all they want, but the practical reality is two tiny American-led splinter groups desperately trying to combine their limited resources to trick a foreign government into giving them legal status. It’s the religious equivalent of two broke guys renting one tuxedo and showing up to a wedding pretending to be one respectable person. The only difference is that in Armstrongism, this kind of deception gets wrapped in layers of “God’s work” and “prophetic understanding” so the members feel spiritually obligated to support it.

Thiel even suggests people should “pray about this.” One assumes the prayer is that Burundian officials don’t look too closely at the actual numbers or ask awkward questions about why two groups that can barely stand each other suddenly need to share a building. In the grand tradition of Armstrongism, when manipulation and bureaucratic sleight-of-hand fail, there’s always prayer — preferably the kind that keeps the members docile while the leadership handles the real business of staying relevant.

It’s almost impressive how consistently these groups manage to turn even basic government registration into an exercise in creative deception. Two organizations that normally compete for the same small pool of followers are now discussing joint real estate investments in Africa, all while loudly insisting nothing has changed. Classic Armstrongism: the rules only apply until they become inconvenient, at which point “cooperation” magically appears — right up until the paperwork is approved.

Stay tuned. In the thrilling world of Church of God politics, today’s bitter rivals are tomorrow’s business partners, provided there’s a government form that needs filling out.

As mentioned last year, the government of Burundi changed their laws requirements for churches to be legally function and be registered there. Augustin Mpawenimana began the process for us.

Augustin Mpawenimana and Evans Ochieng

The laws now basically state that a church with a foreign connection must have at least 500 persons, land, and a building (and maybe multiple ones), in order to register so it can legally operate. This is something I started to speak with Aaron Dean of UCG about a couple of years ago. And we talked again about this on Monday after Augustin Mpawenimana sent me an updated email on the situation (Aaron Dean and I also discussed church history and some prophetic matters).

Like us, the United Church of God (UCG) has applied for official registration in Burundi, but still has not been approved (we have some type of temporary approval). If UCG gets some approval, then they are looking at how to meet whatever other requirements there may be. Aaron Dean told me that he would inform me when, and if, UCG gets its request for registration approved and I would tell him what is going on with the registration of the Continuing Church of God. He continues to believe that UCG should be able to cooperate with us in Burundi. As it turns out, UCG purchased land in Burundi a while back to assist its registration. He and I discussed the possibility of both groups providing some funding for building materials so the brethren from both COGs can construct a church building which both could use for services, etc.

We are NOT discussing any type of church merger, only how we may be able to cooperate so both churches will be able to legally function in Burundi. You may wish to pray about this.

United Church of God: The Gospel of the Kingdom: Now Featuring Jesus as a Limited-Edition Bonus

Let’s set the scene from the United Church of God’s Council of Elders. They’re designing visitor packets, banners, and branded materials to “communicate who we are and what we do.” The top priority that emerges? Keeping the Sabbath and the Holy Days. That’s the thing they want front and center. Then Vik Kubik, bless his heart, has to gently remind everyone: “Hey, maybe we should also mention Jesus Christ and His importance in the plan of salvation.”

It’s the theological equivalent of planning a wedding and putting “We serve brisket on the correct days” on the invitations before remembering to put the groom’s name anywhere.

This isn’t an accident. This is Armstrongism working exactly as designed.

Herbert W. Armstrong built an entire religious system around the idea that mainstream Christianity had the wrong gospel. According to him, they were only preaching “a gospel about Christ” — His birth, death, and resurrection — while the real gospel was the good news of the Kingdom of God: a literal world government that would enforce God’s law on earth. In that framework, Jesus isn’t primarily the Savior you have a personal relationship with right now. He’s the future King who will return to set up that government and make everyone keep the Sabbath and Holy Days properly.

So when you’re designing outreach materials, what naturally comes out first? Not “Come meet Jesus.” It’s “We keep the Sabbath and Holy Days.” Because that’s the distinctive. That’s the sign. That’s how you know you’ve found the “true Church.” Jesus is important, sure — but He’s important because He’s going to make the whole world keep the law the way we already do.

This is why Armstrongism has always had a slightly allergic reaction to centering Jesus too much. If your entire identity is built on being the people who still obey the Old Testament commandments that everyone else supposedly abandoned, then leading with grace, the cross, or a relationship with the risen Christ feels dangerously close to sounding like those lawless Sunday-keeping Protestants, or worse yet, the Catholics. You can’t have visitors thinking this is just another Jesus church. You have to make sure they know this is the Sabbath-and-Holy-Days church that also happens to believe in Jesus.

That’s why the materials were shaping up to lead with the law. And that’s why Kubik had to play the role of the guy who raises his hand and says, “Should we maybe… put the actual Savior in there somewhere?” It’s the same instinct that makes Armstrongist groups spend far more time explaining why Christmas and Easter are pagan than explaining why the empty tomb changes everything.

In Armstrongism, Jesus mostly functions as:

• The one who died so your past sins could be forgiven (after which you’d better start keeping the law perfectly),

• The coming King who will enforce that law worldwide,

• And occasionally the “Lord of the Sabbath” (which conveniently lets them keep talking about the Sabbath).

He is rarely presented as the central, sufficient, personal object of faith and worship in the way evangelical Christianity does it. The focus stays on “God’s way of life” — which, in practice, means the commandments, the calendar, and the government. Jesus becomes the supporting cast in the story of the law being restored.

So when the Council of Elders sits down to create visitor packets and the first thing that comes out is “Sabbath and Holy Days,” they’re not being sloppy. They’re being consistent. The brand is the law. Jesus is the fine print you add when someone points out that maybe the fine print should be mentioned.

It’s almost charming in its predictability. Even when they’re trying to reach new people, the old Armstrongist reflexes kick in: lead with the distinctive commandment-keeping, and if someone notices the Son of God is missing from the brochure, just pencil Him in later.

Classic.

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Don't Believe Me, Believe Your Bible!

The Armstrongist Magic Incantation That Wasn't So Magical After All

Herbert W. Armstrong loved this line. He trotted it out on radio, in The Plain Truth, in booklets, and from the pulpit like a holy incantation: "Don't believe me — believe your Bible!" Paired with the folksy "Blow the dust off your Bible" and the scriptural-sounding "Prove all things" (1 Thessalonians 5:21), it sounded so reasonable, so humble, so biblical. Who could argue with that? After all, the man was just a humble servant pointing people back to the Word, right?

Wrong. In the hands of Armstrongism, this wasn't an invitation to genuine, Spirit-led Bible study. It was the opening move in a sophisticated con — the theological equivalent of a used-car salesman saying, "Don't trust me, kick the tires yourself!" while the odometer has been rolled back and the engine is held together with prayer and duct tape.

The Setup: Sounding Humble While Seizing Control

The phrase worked because it disarmed skeptics. Mainstream Christianity was painted as paganized, deceived, and tradition-bound. Armstrong positioned himself as the no-nonsense voice crying in the wilderness: "The churches of this world won't tell you the truth — but your Bible will!" People who had grown up with vague sermons and feel-good religion suddenly felt empowered. They were being challenged to think, to study, to prove.

What they weren't told was that the "proving" came with an invisible owner’s manual: Armstrong’s booklets, his Plain Truth articles, his Bible Correspondence Course, and later the filtered interpretations of his ministers. The Bible was "plain," but apparently not plain enough without the special Armstrong decoder ring. British Israelism? Prove it from the Bible (using our genealogical charts and selective history). Tithing as a binding "financial law" for New Covenant Christians? Prove it (ignore Hebrews and the early church practice). The weekly Sabbath and annual Holy Days as required for salvation or identity? Prove it (while we quietly downplay or spiritualize other Old Covenant shadows we don't like).

The Bereans in Acts 17:11 were commended for searching the Scriptures daily to see if what Paul said was true. They examined with open minds. In Armstrongism, you examined — but only within the approved framework, often under the watchful eye of a local elder who could smell "Laodicean" or "rebellious" thinking from across the room. Independent cross-referencing with mainstream commentaries, church history, or Greek/Hebrew study aids? That was often viewed with suspicion. Why would you need those when "God's apostle" had already done the heavy lifting?

The Double Bind and the Selective Memory

Armstrong and his successors changed teachings over the decades — on divorce and remarriage, on makeup, on the nature of God, on healing, on a host of prophetic details. Yet the phrase "Don't believe me, believe your Bible" was still trotted out as if the system were static and infallible. When the changes came (especially the traumatic ones after Armstrong's death), suddenly "prove all things" became "stay loyal to the church" or "don't cause division." The same mouths that once shouted about blowing dust off Bibles now warned against "intellectual vanity" or "questioning God's government."

Exit stories from former members are littered with this pattern. People who actually took the challenge seriously — who kept studying after baptism and found the Bible didn't say what the booklet claimed — often ended up disfellowshipped or marked. The phrase that sounded like freedom became the trapdoor. You were free to "prove" it... as long as you arrived at the pre-approved conclusion. Disagree? Then you weren't really believing your Bible — you were being deceived by Satan, your own carnal mind, or "the world."

And the prophecies? Oh, the prophecies. Armstrong set dates, hinted at dates, and built an entire end-time scenario around his work and the "Philadelphia era." When they failed (repeatedly), the response wasn't "Maybe I was wrong — let's go back to the Bible together without my filter." It was often "The Bible is still true, the work continues, hold fast." The very Book he told people to believe apparently needed his ongoing reinterpretation to stay relevant.

The Deeper Deception: Bible as Weapon, Not Guide

At its core, the tactic inverts biblical authority. The Bible becomes a tool to confirm what the leader has already decided, rather than the supreme standard that can correct or rebuke the leader. This is classic high-control religion dressed in scriptural clothing. It flatters the convert's intelligence ("You're not like those blind followers in other churches — you checked!") while slowly transferring authority from the text (and the Holy Spirit) to the organization and its hierarchy.

It also creates a closed epistemological loop: The Bible is true. Armstrong (or his spiritual descendants) correctly interprets the Bible. Therefore, questioning Armstrong is questioning the Bible. Try escaping that without being accused of rejecting God Himself.

The Real Danger for New Covenant Christians

This is where it gets especially toxic for those who have come to understand the freedom and sufficiency of the New Covenant in Christ.

The saying sounds pious, but in Armstrongist practice it often functions as a gateway drug back into Old Covenant bondage. It keeps sincere believers fixated on shadows — Sabbaths, Holy Days, tithing systems, clean meats, and "government" structures — as if these were the heart of Christian identity and obedience. Meanwhile, the blazing center of the New Covenant — the finished work of Christ, justification by faith apart from works of the law, the indwelling Spirit, and the liberty purchased at the cross — gets treated as secondary or even dangerous if it leads someone to question the "restored truths."

New Covenant believers are repeatedly warned in Scripture not to let anyone judge them in regard to Sabbaths, festivals, or food (Colossians 2:16-17), not to be entangled again with a yoke of bondage (Galatians 5:1), and that the law was a tutor to bring us to Christ, not a perpetual straitjacket (Galatians 3:24-25). Yet the Armstrongist use of "Don't believe me, believe your Bible" has a remarkable ability to make people feel spiritually superior for re-imposing those very shadows — and spiritually terrified of letting them go.

Worse, it trains people to outsource their discernment. Instead of growing into mature believers who can handle the Word rightly divided (2 Timothy 2:15), many remain perpetual students of the latest booklet or sermon from the current "leader." The next self-appointed "Zerubbabel," "Elijah," or "apostle" can step in with fresh "new truth" or recycled old errors, wave the same magic phrase, and the cycle repeats. The Bible becomes a ventriloquist dummy for whatever authoritarian personality currently holds the microphone.

Perhaps the greatest tragedy is what it does to the heart. New Covenant Christianity is meant to produce sons and daughters who walk in freedom, love, and the Spirit — not anxious rule-keepers scanning for the next doctrinal tweak or fearful of losing their salvation over a missed Holy Day or an unauthorized Bible study. The phrase, twisted this way, keeps people in a subtle form of spiritual slavery: outwardly zealous for "the truth," inwardly dependent on human mediators who claim to have unlocked what the Bible "really" says.

True biblical Christianity invites examination — but it doesn't fear it. It doesn't need to control the outcome or punish those who land in different places after honest study. It points people to Christ as the ultimate fulfillment of the Scriptures, not to any man or organization as the necessary filter.

So yes, blow the dust off your Bible. Read it. Study it. But do it without the Armstrongist training wheels, without the fear that independent conclusions will get you marked, and without the assumption that one man's (or one group's) "restored" system is the only possible faithful reading. The New Covenant is bigger, freer, and far more Christ-centered than any humanly constructed theological empire built on selective proof-texting and loyalty tests.

The man who kept telling people not to believe him built an awful lot of his authority on making sure they ultimately did. That's not humility. That's the oldest trick in the authoritarian playbook — and far too many sincere people are still falling for it.