Saturday, June 8, 2013

Dave Pack: Returning COG Brethren Can Be Expected To Attend EVERYTHING in The RCG.





Life in Dave's cult will soon be one series of church activities after another.  By keeping them occupied and worn-out they are less rebellious.

Then there are the socials. Many will recall the wonderful, usually annual gatherings of years past—campouts, dances, talent shows, local socials, picnics, regional sporting events, singles weekends, and so many more. In my pastorates, these activities were always carefully and repeatedly emphasized, and everyone wanted to attend. Today, splinters have occasional socials, but see generally limited participation with the energy level mostly “flat.” In God’s Church today, virtually EVERYONE comes to EVERYTHING. Difficult for people in the splinters to appreciate, this is no exaggeration. In fact, when we are all back together you will see and hear this yourself and know it to be true. We can ALL again look forward to regularly coming together in beautiful social settings, in unity and like mind, enjoying one another in fellowship as in “the old days.” I remember when brethren looked forward to each upcoming activity with eager anticipation. What a joy to know this will again be the case.

HWA and L Ron Hubbard



Dave Pack: I Am Better Than Any Of The JUNK In The Various COG's




Never one to boast, Dave Packs says:

This is a good place to add an inset explaining WHY the elements of this announcement can happen quickly—as advancements do now in God’s Church. Brethren will again be unified under one leader. The Government of God that Christ administers in His Church is more efficient and effective by far than the humanly contrived “junk” masquerading as “government” in the splinters. We also have God’s blessing in our efforts. They do not, but rather just think they do. Like so many other elements explained in this series, these governments will be miraculously CLOSED DOWN—and SOON!

Good bye UCG!
Good bye LCG!
Good bye PCG!
Good bye COGWA!

There's a new man in town and its Dave!

Friday, June 7, 2013

Dave Pack Speaks Out Against COG Summer Camps: "...UCG, LCG, PCG and COGwa, and any others, will be CLOSED DOWN!"




Forget sending your youth to your favorite COG summer camps.  Your children will soon be sent to DAVE'S camp where they will be indoctrinated with the truth as only he can deliver it.  Just think how amazing that will be for you kids!  Your kids will be going to WADSWORTH!!!! Woo Hoo!  Forget those disgusting places like the the Rocky Mountains or Northern Minnesota.  Those are camps for pussy's. Real Godly children will go to the woods of Wadsworth.

Where there once were several competing “Church of God” Summer Camps across the United States, there will just be several larger camps. There will also be larger camps around the world. God’s timing for bringing His people back together will allow for significant preparation toward this end. Every worthy youth will be able to come to, enjoy and benefit from God’s wonderful youth camp system of the past. But camps will be run like the past, not like what is happening today. The camps of UCG, LCG, PCG and COGwa, and any others, will be CLOSED DOWN! There is not time to cover why, if you at all enjoy their camps, you will not believe your eyes at the ones that are coming—the ones that teens in The Restored Church of God have been enjoying for many years. Teenagers, you will be thrilled at what is awaiting you. In fact, we hope to have in place a beautiful camp in the woods on our Headquarters campus by next summer. Parents of younger children will also be thrilled at the extraordinary tools and materials that they receive, including our marvelous Ambassador Youth magazine, Children’s Bible Lessons and the seven-volume The Story of the Bible.

Dave Pack: Returning COG Members Will Be Astounded That I Have Recorded 450 Sermons



Dave seems to think that when the tens of thousands of COG members all return to his cult in the next few months that they will be astounded that Dave has recorded 45o sermons!  Shocking I know!  I think what they will be shocked at is that he will FORCE them to listen to all 450 sermons all in one sitting!  His words are so incredibly super-fantastic that the brethren will stand in awe at his awesome dudeness.

Most important, God’s people will be fed a strong, balanced and spiritually rich diet EVERY WEEK. They will also have a great many more magazines, books, booklets and articles to study that reflect the same quality of content. Brethren will be excited to learn about our vast library of sermons—just I have given over 450—available to members.