Friday, July 12, 2013

Davey Pack Bitch Slaps LCG, PCG and UCG

Davey Pack, leader of the worlds most superfantabulous Church  of God ever to exist in the realm of humanity, has slapped LCG, UCG and PCG big time today with his latest proclamation.  Today he is filled with such huge amounts of boastfulness and narcissistic ego that he comes across looking like a buffoon.  He expects to be taken seriously when he writes this stuff, but all he comes across as is a complete moron who is out of touch with reality.

The Churches of God and specifically the ministry have been ignoring Davey for years.  People are not flocking to his personality cult and that really pisses him off.

Davey wants the ministry to know that he and he alone is doing a worldwide ministry of the last days.  He and he alone has such a powerful ministry that he is close to reaching 1 1/2 billion people worldwide, something the pussy COG's cannot do.

He writes today:

TWO new open doors—one BIG!—unexpectedly presented themselves to us to expand TV coverage in the United States and around the world. The first involves a network called theWALKtv where we have secured a prime Sunday morning time slot—11:30 a.m. ET—beginning July 21. It has 209 affiliates (many in small markets) in the United States, which reach 50.2 million households through antenna, an additional 37.2 million through cable and all Free-to-Air satellite viewers in North America and the Caribbean on the Galaxy 19 satellite. This is about three-quarters of all television households in the United States (plus more internationally). Outside North America, theWALKtv reaches the U.S. Virgin Islands, Finland, Curacao and India. And viewers can now watch The World to Come™ on the following streaming devices and services: ROKU, Film On, iPoint Television, Jericho Christian Television, Omniverse and Seen on Demand.

Another absolutely wonderful slot just opened on Word Network. We took it yesterday. The World to Come will begin airing on September 1, 2013 at 10:30 A.M. ET SUNDAY MORNING! This network has over 800 U.S. affiliates (broadcast and cable) covering 134 DMAs (Designated Market Areas), and reaches over 90 million TV households in the U.S. It also reaches over 100 million households in Europe and 610 million more worldwideperhaps close to one and a half billion people with a prime slot. Word Network blankets over 200 countries and territories via satellite and/or cable. Its fleet of five geostationary satellites spans the globe, covering everywhere except South America. This network also is on DIRECTV and Sky Angel Faith & Family TV in the United States, Sky UK, Sky Italia (Italy), Tata Sky (India) and Flow TV (Jamaica).

Davey apparently thinks just because some TV stations gives him the potential number of households reached that that is the number of people that will see his program.   He is too stupid to realize that 99.999% of humanity doesn't give a rats ass about him or his TV program - and that's being generous!  If 99.999% of the COG membership is ignoring him why does he thing the world will be interested?

Then he resorts to more hyperventilating bullshit.  Apparently he assumes we are to be impressed by some weird looking buildings in the middle of Wadsworth and with his other media adventures.

Oh, and he makes sure to point out that his members are being healed of all kinds of diseases and infirmities.  Those sill in the various COG's are not experiencing dramatic healing's because his god has spit them all out for their rebellion against Davey.

Again, ask why you never hear such announcements about the “Work” in your organization? Now think of our buildings, college, literature, vast television reach beyond all the splinters put together, healings, other open doors, outside media exposure, and so much more. Think of fruits in abundance seen nowhere else.
I think what people need to do is contact these cable religious stations and ask them why they are allowing a cult to broadcast anti-christian hate on their networks!  It is always amazing to me that Armstrongism despises Christianity so much yet whores themselves out to their TV and Cable networks  like a Two-Dollar whore on a street corner.


Byker Bob said...

Back in the days when WCG was growing, occasionally, and in random situations, crowds and whatnot, you'd overhear people in conversation mentioning having heard HWA, or GTA, and TWT program. Sometimes commenters would feel as if the Armstrongs had real insight into prophecy, other times they'd see them as being negative purveyors of doomsday rhetoric, but like it or not, they were known, and part of Americana. They even stood above most of their peer televangelists in terms of being known, and in generating donation income.

The fact is, regardless as to how many radio or TV stations any splinter group succeeds in getting on, unless somebody amongst them suddenly pops a starburst rocket, they just don't seem to be able to command the attention that even the lesser known televangelists of today are receiving. Whether it is a dated message, their own lackluster personalities and style, or the fact that fear motivation has entered politics, advertising, and all other aspects of modern life, immunizing humanity against their messages, these guys are just not able to stand amongst or above the movers and shakers like Herbie and Teddy could. It must be shocking to them, and to their supporters.

Local community churches have larger membership rolls, and a more diversely rich demographic than these ACOGs. And, we're not even talking about mega-churches here! There is tremendous interest in God and in the Christian message and lifestyle as evidenced by the popularity of Joel Osteen, Luis Palau, Benny Hinn, Richard Prince, T.D. Jakes, Creflo Dollar, and others. I'm not even saying that all on that list are "approved", just that there is tremendous interest in their messages and work, interest that has no parallels in the world of the ACOG splinters.

It is just possible that God gets tired of people contaminating the New Covenant with elements of the old, preaching a physically legalistic, toxic and antiChristian gospel. It is possible that He lovingly presents an opportunity for reform to such people, and if they don't take it, He does a Tower of Babel number on them, dividing and confusing what was once a powerful collective voice. If, indeed that is true, August 30, 2013 will be the final fizzle. My question is whether people will then finally "get" it, and look for non-Armstrongist solutions. I'm not going to be holding my breath for 40 days and 40 nights!


Joe Moeller said...

The "Plain Truth" about Christian radio and TV , is that it is a business ran for profit, and that many, if not most of its executives care little about truth or integrity.

If a broadcaster pays their bills on time, then they are considered a "prime customer".

For most in the industry, including their ad agents and program directors, IF THE CHECK DONT BOUNCE... THEN COME ON IN!

Unfortunately , even if it is DAVE PACK!

Joe Moeller
Cody, WY