Wednesday, December 17, 2025

Jesus Returns December 19th! Are you ready?


JC was spotted in Wadsworth, Ohio, after some pre-planning shopping at the Giant Eagle for some party supplies for his grand return on December 19th at the Restored Church of God compound.

Aren't you as excited as I am?
 



22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Come on, already! Dave knows, and even you know, that that's not Jesus! Doesn't look like Him at all. It's probably just some Middle Eastern potentate's representative hoping to buy acreage in Wadsworth now that Dave needs more working capital to support his dwindling scam.

Feastgoer said...

ExRCG.org has that date crossed out. Along with 2/2/26.

Well, depending on what part of that website you believe. That's becoming almost as confusing as Mr. Pack's dates.

Anonymous said...

He sounds emphatic ...

Anonymous said...

4 Thou shalt not make ....... any likeness of any thing..........

Anonymous said...

If God is just, why is David Pack still alive?

Anonymous said...

Since when is the Wadsworth matchstick a graven image? As for the picture you deny it is Jesus because of the hair so it’s not an idol either. So what are you bellyaching about? You Armstrongites are hilarious!

Byker Bob said...

I would just ROF LMAO if Jesus deliberately returned on Dec. 25, uh, needing a haircut! Armstrongites would never recover from that one. It would knock the wind out of them so badly that they wouldn't even be able to gasp "But Mr. Armstrong said......"

BB

Anonymous said...

Because God is not just.

Or, simply, because there is no God.

Anonymous said...

God is a trickster. He gets pleasure from toying with us.

Anonymous said...

Or they find out that the Holy Spirit actually exists and is a female!

Anonymous said...

To which God do you mean ? The god of this world ?

Anonymous said...

Dave is lying and he knows it. And we know that he's lying, and knows that he's lying. And he knows that we know that he's lying and knows that he's lying.

G.D said...

The man has lost his marbles. Completely nuts!

Anonymous said...

Liars always grow worse in lying, coukd be a curse from God.

BillW said...

When Kislev 30 /Dec 19 comes and goes with no return of Jesus, will Pack then use the invisible return theory that has been dragged out many times before by Adventists, Russell of Watchtower, and later the Witnesses, and also others? Nothing would surprise.

Anonymous said...

How can anyone still be sitting there every week?

Anonymous said...

" LOL " ..

Anonymous said...

That is what I was thinking too !

Anonymous said...

2 Pet 3:9 is why 4:18.

Anonymous said...

The sunk cost fallacy is probably seeking some members "chained' to his church. This would especially be true for widows that have given him their homes.

Anonymous said...

I'm sick of the Packman, when will he give up already? This guy is a F**king idiot.

Anonymous said...

Eventually, Pack will reveal that HE is the prophesied return of the Christ, and that God for many years used Pack's humility to blind him about this amazing truth.