Exposing the underbelly of Armstrongism in all of its wacky glory! Nothing you read here is made up. What you read here is the up to date face of Herbert W Armstrong's legacy. It's the gritty and dirty behind the scenes look at Armstrongism as you have never seen it before!
With all the new crazy self-appointed Chief Overseers, Apostles, Prophets, Pharisees, legalists, and outright liars leading various Churches of God today, it is important to hold these agents of deception accountable.
Herbert Armstrong's Tangled Web of Corrupt Leaders
Did He place lights in the sky? Does He call us the light of the earth? Did He make round objects and fruit? Did He describe Himself as an evergreen tree? He sure did.
I watched on YT the other week a family tasting Rocky Mountain Oysters for the first time. They were pleasantly surprised. And I remember being at a company dinner a few years previously and was offered some meat slices on crackers. They were rather nice. So I partook of a few more before being told they were ‘Skippy’ or kangaroo lol. Moral of the story, well there is none, but the comments by RSK brought back a few funny memories. Some Israeli friends of mine said they went to a function at the local orthodox synagogue, where the congregation were all asked to bring a plate. One turned up with crayfish. They killed themselves laughing at this, and me too. Would never happen in Armstrongism or would we see a Xmas tree anywhere near in sight. Here’s to life folks, enjoy your Hanukkah or Xmas or whatever. Stay safe and live well. Cheers.
I remember a newbie bringing Kentucky fried chicken to a spring holyday potluck and it didn't turn out well. Apparently KFC uses leavening in its batter mix. Only the Pharisees would know that!
17 comments:
What! No Merry Hanukkah?
You'd need a large house for three xmas trees!
Further proof that the earth and all its fullness belongs to God.
Pagans can’t have anything.
Yeah - but did God put tinsel, blinking lights and round orbs on those trees when He created them? Much less place wrapped boxes below them?? NO!!!
Did He place lights in the sky? Does He call us the light of the earth? Did He make round objects and fruit? Did He describe Himself as an evergreen tree? He sure did.
Trees are not pagan. Neither are decorations.
NIMROD'S TESTICLES!!!!
wrapped boxes
United Parcel Service is pagan!!!
Speak into the microphone! "Testes, one, two! Testes, one, two,"
I watched on YT the other week a family tasting Rocky Mountain Oysters for the first time. They were pleasantly surprised. And I remember being at a company dinner a few years previously and was offered some meat slices on crackers. They were rather nice. So I partook of a few more before being told they were ‘Skippy’ or kangaroo lol. Moral of the story, well there is none, but the comments by RSK brought back a few funny memories. Some Israeli friends of mine said they went to a function at the local orthodox synagogue, where the congregation were all asked to bring a plate. One turned up with crayfish. They killed themselves laughing at this, and me too. Would never happen in Armstrongism or would we see a Xmas tree anywhere near in sight. Here’s to life folks, enjoy your Hanukkah or Xmas or whatever. Stay safe and live well. Cheers.
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10:35 Desperate times.
Enjoy your Xmas but do not believe in any of it.
Merry Xmas Santa and Jesus! (If you are reading this).
I remember a newbie bringing Kentucky fried chicken to a spring holyday potluck and it didn't turn out well. Apparently KFC uses leavening in its batter mix. Only the Pharisees would know that!
Everyone buy your Saturnalia booze now before they run out. Tis the season to be merry!
This is the time of the year when comment level goes down because the COGlodytes are immersed in their Family Christmas Weekends!
I see what you mean!
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