Tuesday, December 16, 2025

Gerald Flurry and Only Fans

Gerald Flurry, the self-proclaimed savior of God's other one true splinter group (the Philadelphia Church of God), is utterly convinced he's got the divine cure-all for every single one of society's woes—if only the ungrateful world would finally shut up and listen to him. Of course, like every other COG cult leader scrambling for relevance, he brings zero originality to the table, just endlessly recycling Herbert W. Armstrong's dusty old teachings and outdated rants.

Now, he's generously offering the ladies a wholesome 'alternative' to those sinful women on OnlyFans, raking in cash—because, as we all know, not a single soul in the entire hyper-pure Philadelphia Church of God has ever dared peek at a video on that site! LOL, yeah right—we all know that's a bald-faced lie. Heck, even his own devoted followers barely crack open their own church literature.

Anyway, as Bob Thiel loves to pivot with, let's move right along to the Philadelphia Church of God's fabulous 'gift' to the world of OnlyFans.


Americans are paying millions of dollars every day for amateur pornography on the website OnlyFans. The independent aggregator OnlyGuider reports that over the first 11 months of the year, Americans spent $2.6 billion on the site, which has become infamous for providing young women a means and a monetary motivation for selling themselves online. 
 
America’s creation and consumption of pornography is more than just an embarrassing societal issue: It’s a clear and present danger to U.S. national security.

OnlyFans does not publish statistics on its users’ content or location, but independent journalists estimate that roughly 70 to 90 percent or more of posts are pornographic, and more than 1 million users who publish material to the platform are American. The OnlyGuider report states that 15 of the top 20 cities for consuming the site’s content are in the U.S. 
  • New York City alone consumes more than some small nations. 
  • Last year, the most active city, Atlanta, spent the equivalent of more than $50 per man, woman and child.

So what is the amazing resource that the PCG is offering? One of Armstrongism's least read books after the Wonderful World Tomorrow, The Incredible Human Potential, and Mystery of the Ages, a book written to entice Loma to have more sex with Herbert.





2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Rod Meredith was no Greek scholar, but he loved to preach about Christians receiving the divine sperma. It could be creepy at times, as if he was well aware of the double-entendre, especially when he mentioned this in close proximity to telling his story about how he and his childhood friend Jimmy "wrestled" like little bear cubs.

Yes, sexuality in the WCG and its splinters has always been a fraught topic.

Anonymous said...

American women have to pay off those student loans. Perhaps they shouldn't make university so expensive. Other countries don't have it so.