One of Ron Weinland's lemmings had this to day in regards to the horrors that will descend on earth starting Saturday:
God Bless those who can read this thread and learn about how mankind reacts to a true prophet of God at the most crucial time in God's plan for mankind. In God's infinate mercy destruction has been confined to a day or so, because unless those days be shortened, no life would exist beyond it. Nuclear war cannot happen for 3.5 years, it cannot happen for 3.5 months, nor even 3.5 days. You will soon understasnd why God's revealation through His prophets is so beautiful and perfect and the only it can be done in order to save the most lives at the end.
On Saturday, in the US and Canada; please remain indoors and in an underground room if possible. Buy some food and water to use after the destruction and keep God in your hearts. On the other end of this period is the glorious reign of the Kingdom of God, the goodnews Jesus taught is about to begin.
No one other then those God has called or those that were scattered were meant to understand Ron Weinlands revealation by design; God has not yet revealed Himself to all of mankind, but that time is soon over that is EXACTLY what God is doing now, and those who have eyes to see and ears to hear will hear their shepherd in the moment they reolize the truth was indeed revealed through God's end time prophets; Ron and Laura Weinland. Above Top Secret
So only the U.S. and Canada are getting their asses fried this weekend?
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Well, as a mainstream Christian with a personal relationship with God, I've got God's protection. So, I'm going to be outdoors watching to see if Jesus actually does return! Now, I'm not holding my breath, and don't plan to alter my normal behavior or plans, because Weinerdude is clearly in conflict with the direct teaching of Jesus regarding no man knowing when He would return.
This should be a fun weekend! At the very least, there's going to be some additional education for some folks we know!
BB
This crap is too ridiculous to even waste time and energy for a laugh. It's been ridiculous for about two thousand years now. Even the person so many of you still ardently worship was shown to be a false prophet when he didn't return in the time of the generation then living as promised in those scriptures you hang on.
Yes, I'm saying Jesus was a false prophet and a complete fake, but mostly a fabrication of warped minds, ala Weinland. He's not a new and unique abberation. His ilk have been around forever.
I'm having a Memorial Day barbeque at my place on Sunday. I invited Jesus and he said he's gonna come! You guys are all welcome to come too. We're gonna have plenty of food.
I don't know what gives, but every time I ask Jesus to do something he always has to do something else instead. I asked him to bring some Johnsonville Brats, but he insisted he wanted to bring some fish to grill. Whatever. I also asked him to bring some beer, but he said he was going to bring water, but that he was going to surprise me. Why can't he just bring beer and brats? That's what everyone wants. Jeez.
This is memorial day weekend. This is the time we set aside to think about those that made the ultimate sacrifice so that we may remain free. My question is---Where was Jesus when we needed him to protect the brave men and women who gave it all on the battle feild. That would have been a good time for him to show-up, or atleast display his power to defeat the powers of evil.
So, Allen, are you trying to say that if some self-proclaimed prophet predicted the second coming of P.T. Barnum, that he wouldn't come? I know he was a con man and everything, but I like the circus. Except for the clowns. They scare me.
I'm beginning to think that just being exposed to these morons has a negative effect on a person. Seriously, just reading the insane ramblings of these people causes a feeling not unlike depression.
This total nonsense is one of the main fruits of Armstrongism. Adherents can deny that all they want, but the facts, and the fruits, speak for themselves. It's beyond absurd, to the point of being dangerous.
Reading this crap makes a rational person's brain hurt.
Mr. Dexter! Well said old chap!
Just how long will it take for Jesus to return? Soon I say. Within 20 thousand years is my best guess.
As long as there is a buck to be made off false hope and bullshit promises, people with a good heart toward God but shit for brains, find themselves the victim of con men and other abusive scum.
The coming of Christ show goes on until the last pony can't dance or their all dead!
It IS the Sabbath, so sure, remain indoors (except for that Sabbath Day Journey) and have plenty of food already prepared for the Sabbath meal (shouldn't eat out in restaurants, or so I hear).
And that goes for Sunday too, since it is the Pentecost Holyday. Maybe someone will get a spirit. Hope it is holy. Probably not....
This feeding frenzy is preposterous.
I'd be willing to bet that postings will fall way off by Monday night (but ready for the next round as the court appearance nears).
Wow, in that picture of the family bunker, they have a crate of "canned water"!
Maybe it's as rusty as the BS Christians have been cranking out for thousands of years.
But Weinland's got me scared, so maybe I'll join a religion tomorrow so I can have a personal relationship with that religion's God, and get that religion's God's protection.
Not sure which religion to join, though.
If tomorrow I'm in a mood to hate gays and blacks and control women's uteruses, maybe I'll pick "Christian"!
Norm
Oh, careless me! Didn't even think how momentous the day was supposed to be as I dashed out with Phyllis to some advertised garage and yard sales. Had a wonderful morning and a great breakfast sandwich featuring (gasp) ham and egg from Jack in the Box. No more warmed over Adventist nonsense dreamed up by a deranged female and perpetuated by a variety of kooks with their own spin for me.
It's rather chilly this morning in Cottonwood, so I intend to be out in the yard part of the day enjoying this wonderful planet that just happens to be perfect for life like me. Wine does well bottled up. Not us humans.
Caption on Picture:
"She said to tell you she forgot to pack the can opener as you asked..."
M.T.Cans
It's getting on toward mid-morning here in Arizona. Beautiful day. I just watered everything to keep the place lush and green. Enjoyed a hummingbird savoring the pleasure of the unexpected shower.
Haven't seen any mushroom clouds. The news on Huffington Post is just as ordinary as any other day.
I'm waiting for the inevitable apologetics and contrived explanations for the obvious failure. They've been going on since the priests of Zeus and other spurious gods had to try to explain their gaffs.
The Elohim are just as much candidates for ridicule as any other ancient contrived god family. El Elyon would be emabarrassed about son, Yahweh -- if either actually existed.
Hey, we still have 5 tubs of wheat in our attic from the 1975 end Herb predicted. LOL
People like Bill Dankenbring made lots of money selling supplies to people preparing for the end. He's into his own stupid religious work now. I doubt it will last long after he is gone, and he has to be in his mid-seventies now.
I guess it will go on forever. The next generation will hear the same nonsense warmed over and adjusted to the times just like every generation from the first century AD to now. There will be new Herberts and Rods and Rons and Bills, etc. with bombastic theologies and predictions.
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