Exposing the underbelly of Armstrongism in all of its wacky glory! Nothing you read here is made up. What you read here is the up to date face of Herbert W Armstrong's legacy. It's the gritty and dirty behind the scenes look at Armstrongism as you have never seen it before!
With all the new crazy self-appointed Chief Overseers, Apostles, Prophets, Pharisees, legalists, and outright liars leading various Churches of God today, it is important to hold these agents of deception accountable.
Herbert Armstrong's Tangled Web of Corrupt Leaders
Is this what passes for entertainment in the UCG? Was this produced by the same TV crew that puts together their telecast? What a joke, hahahahahaha!!!!!
That's actually better than some kid's programming I've seen produced by Daystar and TBN. I saw one recently with kids dancing around singing about tithing and it was horrific.
Everything the COGs teach is aimed at the 1st grade level anyway, so maybe it's fitting to frame the imaginary imperatives of the fairy godfather with something equivalent to Sesame Street. It might help adults to finally lighten up and realize religion is not something to be believed so literally or taken so seriously.
Next they should hire the "The Count" from Sesame Street cover the seven seals of Revelation on the Beyond Today program. Maybe they could have Elmo be one of the presenters too. He'd probably do a better job.
The Count would be great! ONE day of rain, TWO days of rain...
37 years of wandering, 38 years of wandering, 39 years of wandering...
487 times you forgive your brother, 488 times you forgive your brother, 489 times you forgive your brother...
ONE day in the grave, TWO days in the grave, THREE days in the grave...
The Count could have longer sermons than Waterhouse. The last time I saw Gerald preach was in New York City in the spring of 1979. I remember writing a note to my wife that said, "You realize that NOTHING he is saying is actually in the Bible." She laughed. We left the WCG after that and moved back home to Texas.
Yes, "The Count" would be a great one to comment while he watches mainstream Christian TV like Daystar and TBN!
I can just hear him now...
"ONE crappy lying preacher...TWO crappy lying preachers, THREE crappy lying preachers, FOUR crappy lying preachers..."
and, 'counting down' (and starting with the Crouches and Lambs)-
"ONE person without the Holy Spirit, TWO persons without the Holy Spirit, THREE persons without the Holy Spirit, FOUR persons without the Holy Spirit..."
All the negative comments reek of arrogance. These videos are for CHILDREN. Remember children? These are the one's Christ said we adults should become like.
I encourage you to spend more time trying to help others and less time slamming videos that were intended for children.
13 comments:
WTH??????????? I think I am ill after seeing this. Is this the legacy that Big Beak has wrought upon the church?
Is this what passes for entertainment in the UCG? Was this produced by the same TV crew that puts together their telecast? What a joke, hahahahahaha!!!!!
To be honest, I think it would be easier just to learn them than to try to remember this convoluted tune.
If I want preachy TV programming, I'd rather tune in USA Network.
That's actually better than some kid's programming I've seen produced by Daystar and TBN.
I saw one recently with kids dancing around singing about tithing and it was horrific.
Norm
shoot me....
M.T.Cranium
The concept of God's Law converting the soul has plunged to a new low.
And to think that the commandments were one word a piece written on two tablets of stone.
It's so easy a cave man could remember it.
"you can't steal people's banannas?"
Surely, don't call me Shirley, you could have had your wallet or something on the table instead!
M.T.Peels
Everything the COGs teach is aimed at the 1st grade level anyway, so maybe it's fitting to frame the imaginary imperatives of the fairy godfather with something equivalent to Sesame Street. It might help adults to finally lighten up and realize religion is not something to be believed so literally or taken so seriously.
Next they should hire the "The Count" from Sesame Street cover the seven seals of Revelation on the Beyond Today program. Maybe they could have Elmo be one of the presenters too. He'd probably do a better job.
The Count would be great! ONE day of rain, TWO days of rain...
37 years of wandering, 38 years of wandering, 39 years of wandering...
487 times you forgive your brother, 488 times you forgive your brother, 489 times you forgive your brother...
ONE day in the grave, TWO days in the grave, THREE days in the grave...
The Count could have longer sermons than Waterhouse. The last time I saw Gerald preach was in New York City in the spring of 1979. I remember writing a note to my wife that said, "You realize that NOTHING he is saying is actually in the Bible." She laughed. We left the WCG after that and moved back home to Texas.
Yes, "The Count" would be a great one to comment while he watches mainstream Christian TV like Daystar and TBN!
I can just hear him now...
"ONE crappy lying preacher...TWO crappy lying preachers, THREE crappy lying preachers, FOUR crappy lying preachers..."
and, 'counting down' (and starting with the Crouches and Lambs)-
"ONE person without the Holy Spirit, TWO persons without the Holy Spirit, THREE persons without the Holy Spirit, FOUR persons without the Holy Spirit..."
And on and on, LOL!
Norm
what is wrong with you people? can they not teach children?
All the negative comments reek of arrogance. These videos are for CHILDREN. Remember children? These are the one's Christ said we adults should become like.
I encourage you to spend more time trying to help others and less time slamming videos that were intended for children.
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