Exposing the underbelly of Armstrongism in all of its wacky glory! Nothing you read here is made up. What you read here is the up to date face of Herbert W Armstrong's legacy. It's the gritty and dirty behind the scenes look at Armstrongism as you have never seen it before!
With all the new crazy self-appointed Chief Overseers, Apostles, Prophets, Pharisees, legalists, and outright liars leading various Churches of God today, it is important to hold these agents of deception accountable.
Herbert Armstrong's Tangled Web of Corrupt Leaders
I wanted to believe that he was getting ready for Mo-vember (yeah, that time when we focus on men and health) but I have new revelation: this is just an attempt to make his aging face look fuller. Now wait for all the men in the church to emulate him.
Colonel Sanders was a self-made man. Flurry has accomplished absolutely nothing in his lifetime. All he has done is plagiarize and imitate others. His only distinction in life is getting arrested for being drunk in public and then trying to bribe the officer.
From the picture, it doesn't look like he's capable of growing a much cooler soul patch. Those goatees and moustaches are a little bit dated, but in the ACOGs, they let fashions' time and date stamp expire on everything else, so what the hell?
Mr Armstrong would say. Never trust a man with a beard, for they have something to hide. In past times I looked at tkach jr that way because of that lesson.
He looks emotionally wrung out in this one. Before, we had the puckering up to fart portrait. I can’t say this one is an improvement. The man has just lost the art of the pose.
Ronco said, Mr. Armstrong would say. "Never trust a man with a beard." HWA was a product of his times. This sounds like HWA believed in phrenology, the idea that you can tell someone's character and intelligence by the facial features, bumps on the head, shape of the skull. Even today some will say, "He looks like a crook." Another common view of HWA's generation was that masturbation can cause physical and mental illnesses, even death. Spicy food was thought to be a cause of sexual arousal. This is why the Kellogg brothers (both were Seventh Day Adventists) invented the bland cereal, Corn Flakes and Sylvester Graham developed the cracker. "Never trust a man with a beard." Why not, "Never trust a man who shaves his face smooth to look like a woman."?
5.16 AM "Looks like a crook?" Abraham Lincoln once rejected a highly recommended man for a top government post because he didn't like the look of his face. The reason he gave was that a mans character often shows on a persons face. Food for thought.
24 comments:
Yuk! All that is missing is a trench coat while standing on a street corner.
I wanted to believe that he was getting ready for Mo-vember (yeah, that time when we focus on men and health) but I have new revelation: this is just an attempt to make his aging face look fuller.
Now wait for all the men in the church to emulate him.
He looks like Colonel Sanders!!!
Don’t insult Colonel Sanders
Colonel Sanders was a self-made man. Flurry has accomplished absolutely nothing in his lifetime. All he has done is plagiarize and imitate others. His only distinction in life is getting arrested for being drunk in public and then trying to bribe the officer.
What would Mr. Armstrong say???
From the picture, it doesn't look like he's capable of growing a much cooler soul patch. Those goatees and moustaches are a little bit dated, but in the ACOGs, they let fashions' time and date stamp expire on everything else, so what the hell?
After That Colonel dies, he will become Extra Crispy in the Lake of Fire.
Next, we will see Bob Thiel and James Malm grow one so they can be the ONE TRUE prophet. That is if Thiel can actually grow one.
The hippies in Stoneground had that one covered!
Check out Colonel Chicken Fry
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xtp2TyNNbh0
Flurry looks like a backwoods Moonshiner!
Flurry has a dirty flavour saver.
Maybe he is transitioning to ultimately look like the famous moonshiner, Popcorn Sutton.
He looks like an outlaw or a bikie!
2:05
Ronco.
Mr Armstrong would say. Never trust a man with a beard, for they have something to hide. In past times I looked at tkach jr that way because of that lesson.
Nck
He looks emotionally wrung out in this one. Before, we had the puckering up to fart portrait. I can’t say this one is an improvement. The man has just lost the art of the pose.
All he needs now is horns & a pitchfork.
Ronco said, Mr. Armstrong would say. "Never trust a man with a beard."
HWA was a product of his times. This sounds like HWA believed in phrenology, the idea that you can tell someone's character and intelligence by the facial features, bumps on the head, shape of the skull. Even today some will say, "He looks like a crook." Another common view of HWA's generation was that masturbation can cause physical and mental illnesses, even death. Spicy food was thought to be a cause of sexual arousal. This is why the Kellogg brothers (both were Seventh Day Adventists) invented the bland cereal, Corn Flakes and Sylvester Graham developed the cracker.
"Never trust a man with a beard." Why not, "Never trust a man who shaves his face smooth to look like a woman."?
5:16
I was the one who answered Ronco. Most Romans didnt have beards. Peter the Great thought them old fashioned. Most millenials find them sexy.
It all started with the Gulf war. When special forces in arab countries made them cool and fashionable.
But american male flight attendants could make the same claim.
Nck
Beards went "out" around WW1 partly because the safety razor was catching on and gas masks would not seal to a bearded face in military service.
He could play Ming the Merciless in a Flash Gordan movie.
5.16 AM
"Looks like a crook?" Abraham Lincoln once rejected a highly recommended man for a top government post because he didn't like the look of his face. The reason he gave was that a mans character often shows on a persons face. Food for thought.
"Anonymous said...
All he needs now is horns & a pitchfork.
October 4, 2018 at 11:48 PM
Anonymous said..."
I was about to ask who photo-shopped out the horns, tail and pitchfork. š
Kevin
I know I may sound stupid but is this photo REAL or PHOTOSHOPPED?
Post a Comment