Friday, March 13, 2020

The Most Depressing Feast Announcement Ever


As many Churches of God shut down services for the next few weeks, many are also looking at the potential for disruption of Feast of tabernacles activities this coming fall. The potential is there for restrictions in domestic and international travel as well as people assembling in groups of 250 or more....not that any COG has 250 people to attend in any one location at a time, anymore.

Never fear though, a solution has been offered.  It comes from our official COG zealot who plans on lecturing for 8 days straight on the law.  Can you imagine listening to James Malm for 8 days straight?  The licking flames of the lake of fire would be so sweet compared to this.
12 Mar:  The incidence of actual illness may fall of during the summer but this is not going away and the pool of asymptomatic carriers will continue to grow exponentially and a possible resumption of widespread illness is possible when next winter sets in. For Passover and the Spring Feast larger congregations should be split into small groups.I personally recommend that everyone plan to remain as close to home as possible for the Feast of Tabernacles, especially avoid international travel. Also avoid rich foods, drink and attending crowded tourist sites in favor of spending more time getting right with God.  Organizations should move away from large sites to smaller more local sites. If you are ill, STAY HOME and access the Feast presentation at TheShiningLight!
Then to make matters worse, this stinking turd expects you to sit in your hotel room eating cold roast beef sandwiches with organic whole wheat bread instead of going out for a nice meal. The entire point of Herbert creating this man-made Feast was to serve up a sample of the kingdom of God to come where we would enjoy the best things in life.  
Oh hell no!

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Trying to control petty aspects of members lives, is not in fact being petty. If someone can dictate the color of your underwear, is that control small or great? It's a massive shifting of interpersonal boundaries. It's an abusive cult ploy used by HWA ministers and their minions. Which is why ministers have historically being going through members cupboards.

God condemns such behavior even in the old Testament when He instructs to not move property boundary markers.

Anonymous said...


This is rebel Malm's big opportunity to pretend that he is shutting down Feast sites all over the world just like the “big” splinter groups, even though he really has nothing to shut down.

Liam Grabarkewitz said...

Someone told me that David Antion was planning to have his FOT on a cruise ship , for the first time. He had the unfortunate luck of having this be the year they chose , it looks like. However, Im sure they will get a heck of a good deal monetarily should they decide to go thru with it.

Anonymous said...

Such sarcasm on this site.. build your egos up by putting others down !

Anonymous said...

Well 7:01, we have every right to be sarcastic considering how so many of the church leaders are liars and false prophets who set themselves up as the all knowing potentates they have become.

Anonymous said...

We have every right to be sarcastic ..

"We" Anon 8:25? Slipped up did you ?
Working as a team ? Fake lying group who are church leaders yourselves.

Infidels and Hypocrites who never refuse church travel expenses whilst condemning everything and everyone on here.

Fools carn't you see God Himself has taken it away from you.

Anonymous said...

"Such sarcasm on this site.. build your egos up by putting others down !"



well, that is the anti-Church mentality of this site, and many others like it....

Byker Bob said...

Well, I can see that one or more would profit from a little further education. Google "Did Jesus use sarcasm?" You may be surprised by the answer.

BB

Anonymous said...


Anonymous at 7:01 PM said...“Such sarcasm on this site.. build your egos up by putting others down !”


James D. Malm rebelliously left the Worldwide Church of God in 1985 to try to “think for himself” while Herbert W. Armstrong was still alive. James Malm tried to build himself up by criticizing Herbert W. Armstrong. James Malm's wife then got into SACRED NAMES NONSENSE and divorced him for not going along with it too. James Malm rejected the use of the calculated Hebrew calendar that Herbert W. Armstrong used and got into CALENDAR CONFUSION.