Saturday, March 14, 2020

God's Only True Prophet Claims Fasting Will Help You To Not Catch Coronavirus



Where would Armstrongism be without some internal crackpot saying something stupid during an epidemic or tragedy? In their eyes, they are seeing prophecy unfold before them and see it as an opportunity to say stupid things with members believing them unquestionably. This is especially true for some of our crazier splinter cult leaders today, all men who set themselves up as leaders and spokesmen for some creature they call god. The pseudo-spiritual rot that eats away at their minds leads them into all kinds of wild fantasies, especially as the Coronavirus concerns spread around the world.

Our favorite dream weaver, end time embodiment of Elijah, and leader of the improperly named "continuing" Church of God has this to say 
World News Items
The coronavirus continues to dominate much of the news around the world. Europe’s economy, particularly its tourism, is taking a big hit (see ‘Will Brexit and coronavirus end the EU? and ‘Coronavirus Fear Cancels Events Across Asia, Striking at Economy’ ‘Tourism is 10% of GDP in France, 13% in Italy, 15% in Spain. And Now it’s in Free Fall’ and ‘Facing recession, Europe grasps for ways to limit damage’). Last night US President Donald Trump announced a 30 day ban on flights from Europe–with the notable exception of the British Isles–and the Europeans and not pleased with that (see ‘World walls off as leaders warn viral pandemic will worsen’). This ban not only could push Europe into a financial crisis, it is another move separating the US from the bulk of the continental Europeans. They will not forgive and forget this–this will be added to the list of reasons they will hate the US for.
Regarding COVID-19, some ‘fact checkers’ have been a bit dismissive of some ways to strengthen the immune system (e.g. COVID-19 and Vitamin C: The truth, the myth, and the hype). While washing hands is good (see ‘Coronavirus: Steps to stay safe,’ ‘How To Avoid Getting Infected By The Coronavirus,’ ‘Italy Shuts Down North in COVID-19 Fight,’ ‘Every EU member except Cyprus has infections,’ and ‘COVID-19 Leading to 666?’), things such as fasting and eating more fruit (when not fasting, of course) can help the immune system–though neither of those are guaranteed ways to avoid getting COVID-19 or other ailments.
That being said, the fallout from COVID-19 looks to be a way to get people to become more suspicious of physical cash. This will likely make the implementation of ‘666’ financial controls (Revelation 13:16-18) more politically-acceptable in the future. Our recommended sermonette for the week is related to that: COVID-19 Leading to 666?
Tensions between Turkey and the European Union remain as Turkey is pressuring the EU by releasing/pushing out certain Syrian refugees near the Greek border (see ‘Turkey Tears Down Greek Border Fence: Floods EU with Syrians’). While Turkey looks prophesied to separate from Europe and align itself with the Arabic King of the South for a time (cf. Daniel 11:40-43; Psalm 83:5-7), this will not last and Turkey will later align with the European Beast (cf. Daniel 11:25-26, 11:41).
Over in Russia, a constitutional change was announced that theoretically could result in Vladimir Putin being in office until 2036 (see Reuters: Putin opens door to changes that would allow him to stay in power until 2036; COGWriter: Could Vladimir Putin lead the prophesied 200 million man army?). It is possible that if he does do so, that he could be the leader of the 200 million man army of Revelation 9:16 as the Old Testament points to Russia leading a major force in the end times (cf. Jeremiah 50:8-9, 41-43; 51:11) BEFORE Jesus returns.
Speaking of Russia, it and Saudi Arabia split over oil production this week. Some wonder if this could more negatively affect Saudi Arabia than Russia and potential cause some type of change or unrest in the Saudi kingdom (see SF: Saudi-Initiated All-Out Oil War Could Lead To Collapse Of Kingdom Itself; COGwriter: A prelude to the King of the South?). It is possible that what is happening in what looks to be a producers’ ‘war’ may be a factor in change coming to Saudi Arabia as it will one day, temporarily, support the coming King of the South (Daniel 11:40-43).
I left Chief Overseer Bwana Bob Thiel's hyperlinks intact in case you want to read his nonsense.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

The only fruit I see is Bob Thiel.

TLA said...

China's aim is to be number one in the world. Russia will be part of the Chinese alliance as long as they are willing to be the junior partner - a very junior partner.
Germany - like France before it - and the UK after it - has its days of conquest long gone.

Anonymous said...

The only thing useful with the stuff Thiel writes is to print it off on paper and use it in the bathroom as toilet paper since we cant buy any.

Anonymous said...

Thiel keeps his own church from growing by the excess euthanasia in printing his blog articles. Really, it's terrible!

Anonymous said...

Thiel posts some of the most absurdly long posts ever and they are filled with numerous links to his other crap. None of his African members read this crap. Its all a vanity quest for him so that he can find interviews on conspiracy-laden blogs and podcasts.

Someone trying to help said...

What's wrong with fasting and eating right?

Anonymous said...


“God's Only True Prophet Claims Fasting Will Help You To Not Catch Coronavirus”


Somebody needs a better proofreader.

That should say, “Just Another False Prophet Claims....”

Anonymous said...


Someone trying to help at 4:57 PM said...“What's wrong with fasting and eating right?”


There is nothing wrong with fasting and eating right.

There IS something wrong with listening to false prophets.

You might not always notice when the occasional true tidbit that they throw your way leads into the big whoppers that they will also try to feed you.

Ronco said...

Oh, those dreadful curtains!!!

Anonymous said...

Ronco, those curtains may be good for use as toilet paper if the Covid shortages continue to exist.