Wednesday, September 7, 2022

Crackpot COG Prophet Suffers Another Prophetic Setback As CERN Accelerator May Be Shut Down For A While

 

Our very own Beto Bwana Bob was seen crying at the local Denny's today as news broke that the CERN Accelerator in Switzerland may need to shut down for a while due to the current energy crisis in Europe. Beto's dreams of coming nuclear war have been postponed yet again! 

Beto Bob has been hyperventilating for several years now that the CERN Accelerator was a sure sign of Armageddon. Beto Bob foresees the CERN Accelerator being used as a tool to design fusion bombs to kill Americans and British Israelite peoples.

Instead of some rogue “mad scientist,” suppose that the European consortium behind CERN will decide that it needs to develop such weapons for defensive and possibly offensive purposes.

Then suppose that they, consistent with various biblical prophecies (cf. Isaiah 10:5-12; Daniel 11:39) decide to use it against the USA and/or its British-descended allies.



Beto Bob went into an orgasmic mind warp when he went to see Dan Brown's movie, Angels and Demons which provided confirmation on the evils of the accelerator, at least in the warped mind of Beto Bob.

In May of 2009, Dan Brown’s movie, Angels & Demons, had antimatter captured from part of CERN ‘s Large Hadron Collider. Now it has happened because of the LHC:

In the movie, which I saw in Arroyo Grande (California), antimatter played an important role. In Angels & Demons. someone stole captured antimatter from CERN’s Large Hadron Collider on the behalf of one trying to be an antipope. Many considered antimatter only existing in science fiction and that the portrayal in the movie was impossible. Yet, the collection of anti-matter can now be considered to be a science fact–and can exist for significant amounts of time (it is my understanding that CERN stopped holding it after 17 minutes, not that 17 minutes is the limit to its existence).

Imagine being such a mind-boggling prophet, which was foreordained by God to rise up in the end times, that you need to get your "visions" from conspiracy-laden Dan Brown novels and a B-rated Hollywood movie.  How truly pathetic! Garbage novels equal garbage theologians.


Being the pathetic D-class prophet of the church it's pretty sad the lengths Beto Bwana Bob sinks to so he can scare his followers and gullible public. Beto Bob never tells anyone about China and Japan building even larger accelerators. It's the European one that concerns him. Since the Swiss speak German and have Germanic blood they will in turn use this accelerator in the end times to obliterate the United States and other British Israelite nations. After all, it's a German thing, remember? Pure unadulterated pig slop.

Being the pathetic swishy-washy non-committal prophet that he is, he weasels his way out with this:

Now if the Large Hadron Collider does have military potential, which I have long indicated that it does, all should understand that it is likely that the Europeans and not the Americans will benefit from it.

Historically, humans have seen that large physics projects tend to produce military weaponry.

The Large Hadron Collider is helping Europe get to the point it will have the technology it will need to temporarily ‘rule’ the world. There have been interesting developments from it so far and more are expected.

Presuming we see certain prophetic events unfold, I expect that the USA will be conquered by the end of 2028. Or sooner.

From intelligence that I have been able to gather from Swiss sources, the CERN people have their sights set on Grover Beach, CA as their first target when they start destroying the United States. They know that God's most superfantastical prophet lives there and must destroy him first before he becomes one of the two witless witnesses walking the streets of Jerusalem (Laura Weinland being the other one).

PS: Beto Bob sees as further proof of the evilness of this accelerator is that it has 3 "6's" in it logo.  666 = Beast Power (the COG bogeyman). 





18 comments:

Anonymous said...

I should send Beto Bob one of my latest creations: A T-shirt with a portrait of President Trump, captioned "Orange is the New Black!"

Nah! He probably wouldn't "get" it anyway!

Anonymous said...

Perhaps it is 999! Bob is so stupid that he does not realize that one of his very own COG brethren has this information about 999 as being the Holy Spirit in action.

https://www.biblestudy.org/bibleref/meaning-of-numbers-in-bible/999.html

Anonymous said...

Thar he goes again on 2028......was it Hoeh who said the West will be through by 1972? Well now it's the Beto mantra: the U.S will be carbonate by 2028 (or something like that). I remember COg minister predicting bombs will drop on London, Liverpool, etc. What is it about these false prophet death wishes?

Anonymous said...

I am so glad this blog keeps highlighting the absurdities of Bob Theil. You have had a direct impact on stopping COG members from joining his cult.

Anonymous said...

Satan has never had a better accomplice in perverting God’s word than he has in Bob Thiel.

Anonymous said...

Bob has single-handedly taken the COG movement backward more than anyone else ever has. Truly a despicable man.

Anonymous said...

Hah! I just watched a British cop TV show in which their version of internal affairs charged a "bent copper" with perverting justice. And yet, perverting God's word is so much graver an offense! Funny thing is, Bob Thiel postures himself as being the ACOG version of internal affairs.


Anonymous said...

Anyone who makes a living selling vitamins and other supplements has a lack of critical thinking skills. His theology teaching is as untrustworthy as his medical advice.

R.L. said...

I recall mainstream radio preachers years ago railing against a different Dan Brown book, The DaVinci Code.

Can't recall those preachers ever bringing up Angels and Demons.

Does that mean Mr. Thiel considers that other book acceptable?

Tonto said...

PROPHET TONTO SPEAKS--- (vs wannabe Prophet Beto in the Prophet Showdown)

There will be a new Monarch in England in the next 18 months, who will be crowned over the sacred "stone of scone" in Wesminster Abbey.

His first initial will be the letter "C" .

Anonymous said...

Hey, 4:57, have you tried hair vitamins? I take them, and my hair grows so fast that it's about 4 weeks from nice fresh haircut to full-fledged hippie!

DW said...

I lost track of the number of "if, possibly, and maybe" used by our favorite little flower girl and fakest prophlet of all used in his brain fart of an article!!

Hey, Bob, why is your god never sure of the words of wisdom he has you stutter and mutter, I mean speak? Maybe he isn't so sure of your prophlet status either!

Grow up, you arrogant little manchild! Stop playing church and filling your whopping <100 members brains with your filth. Why don't you become a real Christian and get a real Thd from a real school and maybe then God could use you. Hope springs eternal!

Anonymous said...

Well Tonto that is today as Queen Elizabeth II has just passed away and He's Now King Charles III

Tonto said...

PROPHET TONTO IS RIGHT!

Check the timestamp on my previous post. Queen Elizabeth dies within two hours of my prediction.

TOP THAT BETO BOBBY!

Anonymous said...

I'm con-CERN-ed for Bob :)

Hoss said...

PROPHET TONTO IS RIGHT!

Good work, Tonto!

As anticipated, another golden opportunity for Bob and the other COGs to roll out more BI malarkey.

Related to CERN "weaponizing" the Higgs Boson, I remember a WCG fuss in the 1970s over the Neutron Bomb. As it was said to be more destructive of human tissue than other materials, it was claimed to fulfill lines in Revelation - "do not harm the land or sea or trees (Rev 7:3)" and "not to harm the grass or the trees ... only the people (Rev 9:4)".

Anonymous said...

Charles really lucked out. At best, he'll only have to put up with a couple years of the bullshit involved with being King. The biggest negative I've seen so far is that he's going to have to give up one of his supreme passions. He put substantial effort into the fight against climate change, an effort for which I admire him greatly. But he's already commented that his new responsibilities make it necessary to pass the batton on that to other capable individuals. Almost everything in life has a bittersweet element.

RSK said...

Remember when our parents/grandparents saw 666 in the Proctor & Gamble logo?