Excuses, Excuses
You know that guy that promises to help you move? The one who tells you ten times over that you can count on him and he will be there when you need him the most?
But then the day comes, and he does not show up. When you finally get a hold of him after the work is all done, there is nothing but endless excuses. No reasons. Just excuses.
That guy is David C. Pack of The Restored Church of God.
Elul 20 has barely begun here on the East Coast, and Dave is already spinning in circles to create enough force to suck all the logic out of the air in the room. There will always be another explanation for why XYZ did not happen as WE thought.
For those just tuning in, the prophetic “backstop” for the 10-day Kingdom of God failed to appear beginning at sunset tonight. I cannot help but wonder if the Feast of Trumpets is now in jeopardy.
This excuse-rich text was posted in Member Services on the evening of September 15, 2022.
Prophecy Update
With now 10 days before Trumpets, do we end our hope tonight? Or could the day when everyone seems to be watching actually be tomorrow (Friday) night? Here are a very few questions and comments to ponder as we wait a little longer:
- Would the 10 days of tribulation (Rev. 2:10) really exclude the day of the Lord, so filled with tribulation itself? Put another way, could the “dayS of vengeance, that all things which are written may be fulfilled” (Luke 21:22) really exclude the ultimate “day of the Lord’s vengeance” (Isa. 34:8)? No!
- Job asked God to “hide me in the grave…until your wrath be past” (Job 14:13). How could he be raised to begin Trumpets, with the “the great day of His wrath” (Rev. 6:17) still ahead?
- The dead (including Job) are raised “at the last trump” (1 Cor. 15:52). How clear that this must be deep into the Day of Trumpets, which involves many trumpet blasts—before Trumpets is extended into the wonderful day it becomes when the veil is removed over all nations and all tears are wiped away at the time of the great feast of wine on the lees!
- Much, much more could be added that has come clear…
Put plainly, the tenth day of tribulation IS the first and bad part of the day of the Lord/Trumpets. Thus, our wait extends one more night—and does in fact involve the Sabbath exactly as we have long suspected!
This means the Headquarters congregation can look forward to ANOTHER excruciating Sabbath where they are expected to waste their time after the meal watching Dave squirm while he shreds the Bible. The folks in the front row have gotten pretty good at feigning interest.
While at The Restored Church of God, if I was as bad at my job as David C. Pack is at his…I would have been fired. I am beginning to think the wrong one quit.
To alleviate the disappointment of the brethren, Dave stepped into the Main Hall to record this brief little ditty about his prophetic teaching skills. It was done in the spirit of "having a little fun."
11 comments:
That’s hilarious! Can you do one of him moonwalking?
It's never-ending!
SIGH & CRY!
I have always wondered why Dave thinks his christ will return to Wadsworth? We clearly and unambiguously read that Jesus will return to the Mount of Olives, which will cleave in half.
Where did numbnuts get this ridiculous idea? I still don't get where he plucked multiple kingdoms from, but that's another topic. Frankly, I don't understand what book he is reading to come up with any of his nonsense, but it is not the same Bible most of us are reading.
Never-ending!
Sigh and Cry
To Dave and the Herbites the following is HERESY: "Trumpets" (using that word as a reference but there's no Hebrew word for "trumpets" in Lev 23:24 or Num 29:1) and "Atonement" MAY be added laws now removed - Gal 3:19!! Oh shut this guy up! But consider: why now if you're a Christian with God's Holy Spirit do you need to make noise so God will remember you? What? That's not what Herbie taught. But exactly who is to remember what? Remember something that hasn't happened yet such as the "second coming"? I don't remember what the WCG did teach, if they did, as to what is a memorial, is to be remembered. "Trumpets" WAS/IS a memorial - Lev 23:24. And, now the Christian has received the atonement, or reconciliation - Rom 5:11. Why now "Atonement"? But fasting is done when Jesus is away - Mat 9:15. Oh the wonderments........
You have to wonder about RCG members, and the thought processes which keep them on board. Personally, I'd be looking for a more profitable way to spend my Saturday afternoons. Does community college in the Wadsworth area offer a Saturday class in, say, creative farting???
Sept. 16 at 1:16 PM, a course in creative farting seems within the realm of possibility. At th university where I taught, the College of Arts and Sciences was sometimes referred to irreverently as "The College of Farts and Silences." Perhaps there are other enlightened institutions.
The wisdom of this world.... is foolishness with God.
The "wisdom" of Church of God leaders is blasphemy to God.
He got it from Malachi 3:1. If The Lord comes to his temple, it means RCG because the Temple is the people of God. Logically, according to him, The Lord would come at headquarters of the "Temple Of God". He also said the Jews have no temple so it's got to be them.
I'm wondering if maybe Dave dropped too much antacid in an effort to control his ulcers while attending Ambassador College.
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