Friday, April 11, 2025

News Flash: David C. Pack Surrenders—Passover 2025 Edition



News Flash: David C. Pack Surrenders—Passover 2025 Edition

There is not a finish line on the planet David C. Pack cannot flee from. The Pastor General of The Restored Church of God wasted 19 hours with prophetic chest-beating about the importance of Abib 1 (March 29) only to dissolve it sheepishly in 11 seconds.

Part 564 – March 22, 2025
@ 1:16:57 I'm gonna just tell you. Nothing's gonna happen next week because I I always I sh–wrestle–I've got too much material.

From "The Greatest Untold Story! (Part 564)" on March 22 until Part 569 on April 5, Dave has been pounding the table about the Kingdom of God returning on Passover this year.

Part 566 – March 29, 2025
@ 36:57 Because it opened up many things. One of them being the absolute certainty, absolute certaintybecause of things I’ve learned that it has to be this year.

Or…not so much.

David C. Pack Surrenders—Passover 2025 Edition

The cowardly David C. Pack waves the white flag of surrender regarding the prophetic significance of Passover 2025 via proxy drone in Church Administration.

April 10, 2025
Dear Brethren,

As we approach the Passover, Mr. Pack wanted to pass along a short note: “We have gone from more than a little doubt to near absolute certainty nothing will happen this weekend. Upcoming messages will explain why in great detail, telling quite a story.”

Mr. Pack plans to speak on the First Day of Unleavened Bread. Please be on the lookout for an update regarding the time.

Congregations are encouraged to listen to the message as soon as possible. However, this should not replace your regular services. Everyone able should connect to watch live. For those unable to join, the message will be available to watch afterward.

Warm regards,
Church Administration

Even Carl Houk did not want to put his name on this one. Way to lead by example, dude.

Dave has no problem sucking up 7 hours and 18 minutes of the brethren’s precious Sabbaths teaching confusing, speculative malarkey, but he leaves the embarrassment of notifying gullible RCG brethren about another biblical defeat to a nameless enabler at Headquarters.

How inspiring for the brethren of The Restored Church of God to have another meaningful Passover preparation corrupted by the fraudulent presumptions of David C. Pack. Those who believed him only have themselves to blame.

David C. Pack has now prophetically failed 125 times in a row since August 30, 2013. That is a record-breaking streak that will never be surrendered.

 Marc Cebrian


8 comments:

Anonymous said...

One begins to wonder if the members of RCG, in their continuing support of this false prophet /forecaster, are not themselves falling into the sin of promoting falsehoods, and using God's name in vain.

Anonymous said...

When the blind lead the blind they both fall into the ditch.

Byker Bob said...

Would you buy a used parousia from this man???

Ronco said...

The sun has set in Wadsworth, Ohio- another Abib 14 in the books.

Anonymous said...

Who’s betting on Pentecost? Or 04/20? Why 4/20 you say… because it’s already a high day.

Anonymous said...

My fave part about Davey being wrong perpetually is mocking the shit out of this self important, self proclaimed, self aggrandizing loser who's sole purpose in life is finding new ways to exalt himself.

Anonymous said...

What about Halloween, Christmas, or New Years. Halloween is the only one he has not claimed

G.D said...

Many individuals who still follow DCP do so out of self-interest, seeking personal gain, or fear. However, neither motivation—self-interest nor fear—aligns with God's intentions. It is hard to imagine that any rational person would follow apparent falsehoods. This church has come under the influence of a contrary spirit.