Sunday, June 8, 2025

Dave Pack CONFIRMS Jesus Returning on June 11

 

RCG HQ after Jesus fails to return for the 590th time



14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dave better run an origination check on that still small voice.

G.D said...

SDA 1844 on steroids. What can you expect, as the entire COG system is an offshoot of SDA.

Anonymous said...

deceitful dave dares delegating doubtful dates desires delusional dozy devoted donors

Anonymous said...

Germany better hurry it up.

Anonymous said...

The graphic of the abandoned cult compound is too much, hilarious, yet scarily prescient.

Feastgoer said...

So how did he "confirm" it? What verses did he use, so we can see for ourselves if he's right?

Anonymous said...

Would love to see Packapoobah's reaction to his beloved Garden of Eden in ruins!

Anonymous said...

He runs his church like an old time southern plantation. His tithe payers are his slaves and the three story compound building is the Maasa's house. The civil war didn't completely do away with slavery. It persists in different forms.

Anonymous said...

If real estate moguls demolished Herb's architectually noteworthy Admin building, they won't think twice about bulldozing pack's budget imitation version.

Anonymous said...

Wear clean underwear. ;)

DennisCDiehl said...

This is absolutely inarguable and cannot be questioned. Well, until next week.

Byker Bob said...

When I first saw this, I said to myself, "Was there a demonstration against I.C.E. on Dave's campus?" Did the Marines do this??? I mean a good false flag operation like that would have elevated his profile in ways that he can only dream about! As one of my exes used to say, "May all your dreams be wet ones!"

BB

Anonymous said...

How can anyone consider D.P. to be credible? How can he still have one person still following him? Then again maybe I under estimate the power of mind control!

R.L. said...

But is it "immutable church doctrine"? As a return on Abib 1 is (or was)?