Friday, June 7, 2013

Dave Pack Speaks Out Against COG Summer Camps: "...UCG, LCG, PCG and COGwa, and any others, will be CLOSED DOWN!"




Forget sending your youth to your favorite COG summer camps.  Your children will soon be sent to DAVE'S camp where they will be indoctrinated with the truth as only he can deliver it.  Just think how amazing that will be for you kids!  Your kids will be going to WADSWORTH!!!! Woo Hoo!  Forget those disgusting places like the the Rocky Mountains or Northern Minnesota.  Those are camps for pussy's. Real Godly children will go to the woods of Wadsworth.

Where there once were several competing “Church of God” Summer Camps across the United States, there will just be several larger camps. There will also be larger camps around the world. God’s timing for bringing His people back together will allow for significant preparation toward this end. Every worthy youth will be able to come to, enjoy and benefit from God’s wonderful youth camp system of the past. But camps will be run like the past, not like what is happening today. The camps of UCG, LCG, PCG and COGwa, and any others, will be CLOSED DOWN! There is not time to cover why, if you at all enjoy their camps, you will not believe your eyes at the ones that are coming—the ones that teens in The Restored Church of God have been enjoying for many years. Teenagers, you will be thrilled at what is awaiting you. In fact, we hope to have in place a beautiful camp in the woods on our Headquarters campus by next summer. Parents of younger children will also be thrilled at the extraordinary tools and materials that they receive, including our marvelous Ambassador Youth magazine, Children’s Bible Lessons and the seven-volume The Story of the Bible.

Dave Pack: Returning COG Members Will Be Astounded That I Have Recorded 450 Sermons



Dave seems to think that when the tens of thousands of COG members all return to his cult in the next few months that they will be astounded that Dave has recorded 45o sermons!  Shocking I know!  I think what they will be shocked at is that he will FORCE them to listen to all 450 sermons all in one sitting!  His words are so incredibly super-fantastic that the brethren will stand in awe at his awesome dudeness.

Most important, God’s people will be fed a strong, balanced and spiritually rich diet EVERY WEEK. They will also have a great many more magazines, books, booklets and articles to study that reflect the same quality of content. Brethren will be excited to learn about our vast library of sermons—just I have given over 450—available to members.