Whole Lot of Shakin' Going On?

Bob Thiel's Prophetic Style

• PCG claims: ‘Four Signs the Second Coming Is Near’
• We'll just have to see


• Did Jesus have physical children?
• You need to know!


• Boy Scouts of America file for bankruptcy protection related to suits for abuse of boys
• Can the end of this age be any more clear?


• Increased Eurasian cooperation and the final time of the Gentiles
• Again....


• Could the Swiss be descended from Israel’s son Gad?
• Eee Gads!   Inquiring minds want to know!
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•  Is Switzerland prepared for the coming collapse?
• How about Somalia?  Cuba?


• Is Yellowstone Geyser Activity a Sign Gog-Magog War is Close?
• I TOLD YOU NO!


• EU makes world’s largest ‘free trade deal’ as some see EU moving towards totalitarian fascism
• And some don't


• Do you realize how much the ‘Lady of Guadalupe’ impacted civilization?
• No, tell me!


• Electromagnetic threat real: Could it be a factor in the fall of the USA?
• Could be but probably would only mess up Netflix Night


• Brexit: Is Theresa May playing ‘Deal or No Deal’?
• You tell me?


• Are Protestants a ‘Tannenbaum religion’?
• If so, time is short! 
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• Did the Vatican warn against Christmas trees?
• Not that I recall, but go ahead...


• Sanhedrin ceremonially dedicates altar with a burnt offering!
• Definitely sounds ceremonial in nature


• Migrant backlash in Europe: Will Islamic migrants be pushed out?
• Hmmm...perhaps!


• AlphaZero AI: Closer to 666 Beast control
• Time will tell


• 101st anniversary of the Turkish surrender of Jerusalem
• So what?


• Fulton Sheen on the last days and an anti-pope
• Definitely prophetic


• Super Blood Moon expected next month: Are prophetic concerns justified?
• If they are, they shouldn't be


• BibleNewsProphecy: Might the Great Tribulation start in 2019?
• Probably not


• Yellow vest violence in France continues and spreads to Belgium
• I got nothin'


• Iran, Russia, & WWIII: Is there a way to escape?
• I don't live in Iran or Russia so I don't worry about it


• Sermon: Daniel 9, Jews, and Jesus
• No connection


• 666 Surveillance and ‘Famine of the Word’ Censorship
• 666 Surveillance???


• ‘EU initiates proposal to dump the dollar and to create a PetroEuro system’
• Might be wise


• Remembering Dibar Apartian and his warning
• Because, darn it, Dibar liked me!


• ‘Do Coins Reveal the Futility of our Times?’
• You know...I was wondering this just the other day


• ‘It’s my deal, no deal or no Brexit at all: UK PM May’
• "...and women shall rule over them"


• ‘The Real St. Nicholas – Not Fat and Not Very Jolly Either’
• OMG!   Time IS short!!!


• BBC: Festive Satanic statue added to Illinois statehouse
Well...it's only fair
• WCG group sizes: CCOG appears to be number 4
• 4th out of nothing is no biggy


• Well, I think we get the point.  If OT prophets were like Bob, the Bible would sound like this:
• "Behold, could a virgin conceive?  Does the name Immanuel mean "God with us"? or "God IS with us"?  (Big Diff) 
• "Is it possible there could be no rain on any of the nations that come not up to keep the Feast of Tabernacles??
• "Can Jesus come like a thief in the night?"
• "Might the Book of Revelation be showing us things that perhaps could shortly come to pass?"
• "Does Jesus Come Quickly or Not?"
• "Can the Lion and the Lamb actually get along"?
• "Is it safe for a little child to lead them?"
• "Will we be changed in a moment and will our eyes twinkle?"
• "Will God be able to actually wipe away all tears from their eyes?"
• "Can a fool really say in his heart, there is no God?"
• "Is it possible Jesus will come in the clouds and that all eyes shall see him on a round earth?"
• "Is that a New Heaven and a New Earth I see and is is possible for the first earth to have passed away?"
• "Will the New Jerusalem come down out of heave adorned like a bride for her husband or not ?"
• "Jesus could possibly come soon."
• "Yellowstone! Possible location for the Lake of Fire?"

  A prophet that relies on question marks to state his case is no prophet like any prophet we have ever seen in history. Of course, straight out prophecies in the OT have failed time and again if one has eyes to see it. But at least the prophet stuck his neck out.  "Could it be?" "Perhaps this is it?" "Might this be important?"  "Is it possible I might be a prophet?" simply does not qualify as rough and tough prophet speak.  

Could it be that Bob Thiel is not a prophet?

Does a Double Portion bump you up from the common cold to Prophet?

My Dreams...Could they be the key to my prophetic self?

Does time really tell?

We'll see.....perhaps

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