"Dearly
Beloved____________________________________________________ "
Please use the appropriate words that will endear you to the
receiver
"Greetings to all of our dear friends.
________________________________________________________________"
Give a long history of where you have been and how you got here.
Please take your time and explain your entire connection to WCG including ALL
your amazing contact with the Armstrongs. (Do not mention
the Tkaches). Be careful NOT to say Mr. Armstrong trained you or any
such thing. This simply will not wash.
"Over the last few
years______________________________________________
__________________________________________________________________"
Please take lots of time to explain your perception of what has
happened compared to the truth. Be dramatic. Tell the brethren Satan's
role in it all but be sure to point out the human instruments used to destroy
God's Church. Hold yourself above the fray of course and share the agony
you felt watching it all but never really speaking up of course.
"Finally our eyes were
opened.______________________________________________________________
_____________________________________________________________________"
Explain clearly how you opened your eyes. DO NOT take anytime to
speculate on how long it took or why now. You can lose points here if your
move is connected to lower numbers and discord in your present Church.
Also, do not reveal they have been paying your retirement for a few years
now. Use appropriate "eyes opened" scriptures. Be careful to make it
sound like your eyes were recently opened. Saying your eyes have been opened for
years is a mistake. Also credit Satan with your not seeing things for such
a long time. If the brethren think you were too comfy staying put and
saying nothing...well, just don't fail to credit Satanic eye scales.
"Almost as if Christ himself was leading us, we
decided to stop by and take a tour of the Restored Church of God's World
Headquarters.___________________________
______________________________________________________________________
Ok, here ya go. Be very enthusiastic about this visit.
Please use the words "amazing, overarching, world's biggest, incredible, true,
on track, " etc in your praise for the organization. Mention the entire
staff and team and again use words that make it seem they all get along, love
how things are done and spend hours a day trying to be more and more transparent
to all concerned. DO NOT ask how many members there actually are. DO
NOT inquire about specific income figures. When you are told the stats
given be sure to act like that actually was the answer to your question.
DO NOT ask what personal family members, mostly untrained if ordained, make as a
salary.
"We were honored to spend many hours
personally with Mr. and Mrs. David C
Pack._______________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________________
Now....be very careful here. Be sure to pour praise on the
Resident Apostle. DO NOT refer to him by a first or shortened
name. This is BIG NO NO! Honor to whom honor and all
that. How well you learn to do this will directly impact your future
income. More honor=More Income.
"We have come to
realize_____________________________________________
__________________________________________________________________
__________________________________________________________________
Here is your chance to shine and justify yourself. Please show how
what you are doing is exactly what GOD, CHRIST, THE EARLY APOSTLES (especially
Paul) HWA, Roderick C Meredith and a few leading....oops, no
wait!!!! HWA, David C Pack and a few unnamed yet to come leading
Evangelists, would do. Be sure your actions are easily proof texted in
both the Old and New Testaments. A lead towards the NT is helpful but not
necessary. Call Jesus "Christ" as it sounds more crisp and
authoritative. BE SURE TO REMIND THE BRETHREN YOU HAVE FOUND THE LONG LOST
ONE TRUE CHURCH. Nothing short of this will get you hired.
"I must caution you about criticism to come both
to myself and Mr. David C Pack
___________________________________________________________________
___________________________________________________________________
__________________________________________________________________"
Here is your chance to shine again. Be a martyr glorious. But
be careful! You must be willing to blow off a bit less criticism than The
Resident Apostle. You must not come across as suffering more than he. It
is your job to absorb the blows. You are the armour. You are the buffer
between Satan and God's anointed. Do not take too much credit to yourself
to be willing to be thrown under any bus. It is Satan who is criticising
you. NEVER take any input from your former friends and such too
seriously. They are blind and have eyes that do not see as you do and ears
that do not hear the piper as you have.
"Brethren just look at these statistics from Mr.
David C Pack himself.
__________________________________________________________
___________________________________________________________
___________________________________________________________"
Please just read the statistics given to you. Do not ask
about how much the income is or what the actual membership numbers are.
There are reasons these things are not given unto you. Just go with the
numbers. Don't kid about how years ago you had a garage full of Plain
Truth Newstand copies that were counted as given out and weren't. BE SURE
you credit David C Pack with originating the Plain Truth Newstand Program, even
if ...well, you know. Do not kid about what "World Leaders" may have said
after Mr. Pack left the room. DO NOT compare what they may have said with
what was said of Ron Weinland when he spoke to the brilliant a year or so ago
and made a fool out of himself. At this point, real income is none of your
business and that number resides only with the Resident Apostle. DO NOT
ask if Mr. David C Pack thinks you might be one of the Two Witnesses he will
train. Give it some time.
"Brethren, time is short. If you have any
questions, I would welcome you in my home, office or even if you wanted, you
could come to church after I check with Mr.
Pack. _________________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________________
__________________________________________________________________"
Let it go here. Be suave and caring. Let them know you love
them with all your heart and would move heaven and earth to get them attend,
er....ask you anything they want and come visit you.
DO NOT tease them about giving a discount on tithing for the first
few months if they will change over right now. There is never a discount
and soon you also will learn to "send it in," because you are now one of God's
employees.
"Please check my new website and ask any questions
you might have. I will post the ones I like and skip the ones that
question my decision or want to fill me in on their own experience working for
RCG. I did say my eyes were open but did not say my ears were near as open
so don't push me.
In Christ's
Service________________________________________________
_________________________________________________________________"
Be sure to indicate you know you are the service of Christ himself
and a reference to the Great God and Father can't hurt either. Thank them
for their concern and love and be sure to repeat that you love them more than
they love you and that you are anxious to hear from them.
Depending on who you are, how famous, popular, well know and so on,
you will receive a reply either really really fast, really fast,
fast, slower than fast, not so fast, slowly or not at all. DO NOT
CALL to inquire about your status. That will be decided by Christ and the
Resident Apostle
