New Movie On Laodicean-Palooza

All you have to do is change "rapture" to Laodicean and you have 

Bob Thiel, Dave Pack and Rod Meredith's 

end time  scenarios made into a comedy movie.

Dale Schurter: Can You Help Us Find Him? He's Missing, AGAIN

Can you find Dave Schurter?

Several months ago Dave Pack made the most starting announcement ever  in the history of the Church of God.  Dave announced that Dale Schurter had defected from UCG to Dave's group.  Dave considered this to be the greatest thing to happen to the RCG since its creation.

Dale immediatly went into Dave's reeducation camp.  Several months later Schurter was allowed to make a pubic statement and even produced a booklet on agriculture.  Then, he disappears again.  Dave has no more use for the guy and as usual he is cast aside or sent to the neither regions of god's most superfantabulous Church of God ever built in the world.

Schurters experience in the RCG should be a wake up call to all LCG, PCG and UCG ministers.  If you plan on going over to the dark side be prepared for the consequences!

Wanted: Dave Pack's "The Clarion Call" Unedited Version Tapes 1 & 5

We are looking for tapes or CD's of Dave Pack's original unedited version of The Clarion Call sermon.  The version he has up online is the one for public consumption.  He has a second version just for internal church use where he discusses his roll as Joshua and things that will be happening to him this August/September.  This is the time he  preached that three major COG leaders will die and tens of thousands of their members will come immediately to his little fledgling group.

The poor little guy just cannot gather his mind together to understand why COG members are not flocking to him already.  Even with all of his bombastic boasting he cannot draw COG members away from their groups.

Like Rod Meredith, Dave has publicly stated that he has examined himself and has not found any sin within himself.  He is struggling with this point because his Haggai interpretations, that he thinks discuss himself, says that he is covered in filthy garments.  since GTA is dead there is no one to lay the blame upon except himself.  Since he is without sin, he has not quit figured out what to do with this interpretation. Dave spent about 30 minutes in deep humility, on his knees, flagellating his self as he asked his god to tell him where he was sinning.  His god was strangely silent so Dave still has no idea where his sin lies.

We just want Dave to know we are here to help him understand where he has gone wrong.