Sunday, March 22, 2015

God Was Too Lazy Last Night To Wipe The Clouds Away In Jerusalem



The god of the Malmites was either too lazy or unconcerned that they were standing out in a field in Israel last night waiting to catch a glimpse of the "new" moon.  It was cloudy and because the legalists could not see it, even though it was there, they "new" moon did not happen.  The Malmites god could have taken his hands and pushed away all those clouds, but noooooooooo it did not! 

Soooooooo, they made the determination that the "new" moon actually begins tonight.  That in turn throws off all their other calculations and moves Pentecost around to another day.

It is always important to remember that the law trumps in every case.  The law is their god.

Last evening the light of the new moon was NOT seen in or anywhere near Jerusalem where God has placed his name.  Remember that Almighty God controls the weather and he could have opened the clouds with a wave of his hand.  This is God’s will. Sunset tonight brings the first new moon day of the first Biblical month.  Welcome the New moon with the shofar.  For details on New Moon observance lease see our Calendar Category articles.

The first day of the first month of the new biblical year will be Monday 23 March, beginning at the sunset ending 22 March.  

Passover will be Sunday 5 April, to be observed after sunset ending the Sabbath of 4 April.  

The first Holy Day of the Feast of Unleavened Bread will be on Monday 6 April and the seventh day Holy Day will be Sunday 12 April.  

As previously posted, this will move the Wave Offering and Pentecost forward a week. 

The Wave Offering day will be Sunday 12 April.  The seventh Sabbath after the Wave Offering will be 30 May and Pentecost will be 31 May.

Saturday, March 21, 2015

The words “moderate, enlightened and liberal” do not describe the Church of God International






The words “moderate, enlightened and liberal” do not describe the Church of God International
By
Lonnie C. Hendrix

Among Armstrongites, the CGI has enjoyed a reputation for being more moderate and enlightened in its approach to many of the Worldwide Church of God teachings. I guess such a reputation would have some validity if we were comparing them to the groups led by Flurry, Pack, Thiel and Meredith. However, if we take a closer look at what they preach and publish, we can see that the initial impression gives way to more of the same old stuff.

For example, The International News has been running a series by Bill Watson entitled “Is a Caliphate in the Making.” In Part One, Mr. Watson writes that the United States and its allies:   “refuse to call these Islamic radicals for what they are. Instead, they opt to “shade” it in gray, obfuscating the direct terminology for more politically correct terms that insinuate criminals, lone wolfs, illegal immigrants, gang members, etc.—actually preferring in some cases to categorize obvious terrorist attacks as crimes, or ‘work place violence.’ The result of this kind of abstruseness does nothing for properly characterizing the real dangers, risks, and potential chaos; the destruction, death, and jeopardy these Islamic radicals pose to the open and free lifestyles of Western Civilization—most throughout North America and Europe just DON’T GET IT!”

In other words, the deceived and ignorant folks who are running the Western Democracies simply refuse “to call a spade a spade.” Never mind that ISIS, al Qaeda and Boko Haram would like nothing better than to turn the war against terror into a fight between the West and Middle East – between Islam and Christianity. What Mr. Watson (and many others in the Armstrong Church of God culture) fails to understand is that language matters. If we concede to them the language and begin speaking in terms of a war against Islam or Muslims, we have handed them exactly what they wanted – they win. Fortunately, the leaders of the Western world understand that these terrorists must be marginalized and separated from the majority of the Muslim world. To win this war and defeat this evil, these folks must be recognized by everyone (including the vast majority of people in the Middle East) as aberrant abominations who don’t have any allies in the world at large.

In Part Two of the same series, Mr. Watson writes:  “Many today don’t accept the biblical connection of the United States and the British Commonwealth nations being the result of migrations from the ancient cultures of the “Lost Ten Tribes” of Israel, and consequent recipients of God’s Abrahamic birthright blessings of physical wealth and affluence.” That sure sounds like British Israelism to me! This teaching many not appear in the CGI statement of their beliefs, but it sure looks like it appears here in one of their chief publications by one of their leading ministers.

Need more proof? Look at their series on “The Chronicles of the Early New Testament Church.” Although it is a slick production, it is basically a rehash of the same old dribble about the grand conspiracy to change the day of worship from the Sabbath to Sunday and introduce a surfeit of counterfeit holy days (for which there is not a shred of objective historical evidence). Consider these other recently featured discussions and articles on their web page:  “Passover? Lord’s Supper? Seder? 14th or 15th?” “Exploring the Pagan Roots of Easter” “What Choice Do I Have?” (a negative message about homosexuality).

Same old stuff wrapped in a prettier package!

The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Thiel



Our favorite self-appointed false "profit" of Armstrongism has a new look.  "Profit" and Chief Overseer Bob Thiel has left the crooked bookcases and door knobs behind for vintage 1960's curtains that many say remind them of the Sound of Music.  Remember that scene where Julie Andrews makes clothes for all the kids out of curtains...




The self-appointed profit should send those drapes to Africa to make clothes for the 336 kids that he counts as members of his splinter cult.