LCG is
getting ready to have another wonderful Christmas at the Renaissance Hotel in
Charlotte. There will be games and fun for all! Lil Jimmy is even planning a
Hawaiian luau (Lil Jimmy LOVES Hawaii after all and he just can't get enough
hawaiiana, even after a tithe payer vacation in Kauai from before
Atonement until a week after the Feast [nearly a full month]). See: Living Church of God: Lil Jimmy Has A Great Feast In Hawaii (Again)
People
will travel far and wide to celebrate the season surrounded by Christmas trees,
nativities and plenty of faux fireplaces for Santa to come down to deliver
gifts to a the good LCG boys and girls (if he can find any). Although I'm
guessing Rod McNair and Spanky will be getting lumps of coal.
LCG
members and ministers have flooded Facebook with articles and videos about the
evils of Christmas but for some reason, instead of "coming out of the
world" as they admonish us to do, they have decided to immerse their
members and children in a super Christmas environment for a little
seasonal fun.
Armstongites
view themselves as superior, more enlightened, more Godly than the "people
in the world". They look down their noses at all the
"blinded" worldly "so called Christians" who "worship
Pagan God's" by putting up Christmas trees and by commemorating the birth
of the Savior on December 25th because it coincides with the winter
solstice. In true LCG form, all the Christmas regalia at the Renaissance is
okay because it suits their purpose. But they withhold the right to judge
others for doing the same thing should it suit their narrative in the future.
Your
average LCG member agrees with all the points made in the Dead Babies, Nimrod's
Testicles, Satan's Snake and Christmas article posted on this site earlier
this month (Dead Babies, Nimrod's Testicles, Satan's Snake and Christmas)
but no one seems to object to having their Charlotte Family Weekend
in this Christmas wonderland. It seems a bit hypocritical but hypocrisy is
LCG's strong suit.
Many of us
can't wait to hear LCG's inflated, outlandish attendance numbers. Is there any
way we can get the entire front desk staff, all managers and hotel wait staff
in the banquet room during services at some point so that we can count
them? Or maybe we could count the non-LCG people having coffee in the hotel
lobby? Whether it exists or not, we must show growth brethren!