Thursday, September 8, 2022

LCG has another outstanding week of presentations to the unconverted


 

After last week's disastrous attendance for Living Church of God "gospel" presentations,

These cities provided a potential field ripe for the harvest of 3,433,115 souls with only 68 people showing up. Of that 68 attendees at least 40-50 of them were LCG members padding the audience. One presentation had ZERO guests! More Record Shattering LCG Presentations

LCG presenters stepped up to the plate this week and broke all records for attendance. With two locations holding presentations, with a potential audience of 290,170, they were able to have 15 people attend. Of those 15 at least 1/2 to 3/4 were LCG members padding the meeting locations.

15 people! The work marches forward in POWER!


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Sherbrooke, Quebec. 176,222 population

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Things Bob Thiel never thinks about



Hey Mr. Bob, what cha doin'? Have you had any of these sweet dreams lately?




Wednesday, September 7, 2022

Crackpot COG Prophet Suffers Another Prophetic Setback As CERN Accelerator May Be Shut Down For A While

 

Our very own Beto Bwana Bob was seen crying at the local Denny's today as news broke that the CERN Accelerator in Switzerland may need to shut down for a while due to the current energy crisis in Europe. Beto's dreams of coming nuclear war have been postponed yet again! 

Beto Bob has been hyperventilating for several years now that the CERN Accelerator was a sure sign of Armageddon. Beto Bob foresees the CERN Accelerator being used as a tool to design fusion bombs to kill Americans and British Israelite peoples.

Instead of some rogue “mad scientist,” suppose that the European consortium behind CERN will decide that it needs to develop such weapons for defensive and possibly offensive purposes.

Then suppose that they, consistent with various biblical prophecies (cf. Isaiah 10:5-12; Daniel 11:39) decide to use it against the USA and/or its British-descended allies.



Beto Bob went into an orgasmic mind warp when he went to see Dan Brown's movie, Angels and Demons which provided confirmation on the evils of the accelerator, at least in the warped mind of Beto Bob.

In May of 2009, Dan Brown’s movie, Angels & Demons, had antimatter captured from part of CERN ‘s Large Hadron Collider. Now it has happened because of the LHC:

In the movie, which I saw in Arroyo Grande (California), antimatter played an important role. In Angels & Demons. someone stole captured antimatter from CERN’s Large Hadron Collider on the behalf of one trying to be an antipope. Many considered antimatter only existing in science fiction and that the portrayal in the movie was impossible. Yet, the collection of anti-matter can now be considered to be a science fact–and can exist for significant amounts of time (it is my understanding that CERN stopped holding it after 17 minutes, not that 17 minutes is the limit to its existence).

Imagine being such a mind-boggling prophet, which was foreordained by God to rise up in the end times, that you need to get your "visions" from conspiracy-laden Dan Brown novels and a B-rated Hollywood movie.  How truly pathetic! Garbage novels equal garbage theologians.


Being the pathetic D-class prophet of the church it's pretty sad the lengths Beto Bwana Bob sinks to so he can scare his followers and gullible public. Beto Bob never tells anyone about China and Japan building even larger accelerators. It's the European one that concerns him. Since the Swiss speak German and have Germanic blood they will in turn use this accelerator in the end times to obliterate the United States and other British Israelite nations. After all, it's a German thing, remember? Pure unadulterated pig slop.

Being the pathetic swishy-washy non-committal prophet that he is, he weasels his way out with this:

Now if the Large Hadron Collider does have military potential, which I have long indicated that it does, all should understand that it is likely that the Europeans and not the Americans will benefit from it.

Historically, humans have seen that large physics projects tend to produce military weaponry.

The Large Hadron Collider is helping Europe get to the point it will have the technology it will need to temporarily ‘rule’ the world. There have been interesting developments from it so far and more are expected.

Presuming we see certain prophetic events unfold, I expect that the USA will be conquered by the end of 2028. Or sooner.

From intelligence that I have been able to gather from Swiss sources, the CERN people have their sights set on Grover Beach, CA as their first target when they start destroying the United States. They know that God's most superfantastical prophet lives there and must destroy him first before he becomes one of the two witless witnesses walking the streets of Jerusalem (Laura Weinland being the other one).

PS: Beto Bob sees as further proof of the evilness of this accelerator is that it has 3 "6's" in it logo.  666 = Beast Power (the COG bogeyman).