Crackpot Prophet Says Dave Pack Is Making Predictions Above His Pay Grade

 

The other day we posted a story from Marc Cebrian about Dave Pack's latest epic failures. The Great Bwana to Africa and 100 Caucasians got his holistic knickers in a twist after reading the story here.

Marc reported:

 Part 445 – May 24, 2023

@ 1:15:23 I mean, if it’s not Pentecost, it’s gonna take a better person than I to ever be able to explain it. It’s just above my pay grade.

Prophecy Update – Friday, May 26, 2023

A final note came to be helpful. As you can imagine, with each passing day more is learned. I can scarcely tell you how much more we have learned in the 48 hours since the last part. In fact, there is powerful evidence the acceptable year actually ends on a Pentecost (so much more could be said here, but you actually know some of it). Pentecosts are never exactly one year apart, and God says the first period is a year. And realize that in no case is a year ever 390 days. I closed on Wednesday saying, “God either plans Pentecost or near it. But does the Bible permit near,”—then adding a few seconds later, “How long will I wait? Forever.” The case for a delay beyond Pentecost is there, but it cannot be long. I so wish we could know what God means in Hab. 2:3 regarding the moad referenced—“though it tarry, wait for it.” It is impossible for Pentecost itself to tarry. But waiting a period beyond it gives the verse some sense. Remember, we’re waiting for a “thief” event. One viable instance has us waiting exactly one more day, and another one two more days. Both cannot be right. To list more possible just near-term scenarios (there are plenty) when we don’t know which (if any) is right is a waste of time. If more should be said, I will. Otherwise, let’s wait it out!

In Christ’s service,

David C. Pack

Then the Great Bwana made this stupid comment: 

David Pack has never understood Habakkuk 2 and, since I consider him apostate, almost all matters related to predictions are "above" his "pay grade."

This has to be the stupidest thing Bob has written in a while, Well, a least in 24 hours. 

So Dave's predictions are above his pay grade and yet we are supposed to take all the could be's and possibly's from Bwana Bob as 100 accurate. Both of these men are lying apostates, hell-bent on seeing how many lives they can destroy in order to make themselves look good. Neither one speak for God and never have, nor will they ever do so.

Zerubabel Says "This Bud's For you!"

 

Remember this guy? He is Michael Noordhoek , aka Zerubabel. He is back again weighing in on the Bud Light controversy and other asinine topics. This is the same guy who claimed his stepdaughter was a prophetess and she was going to bear his manchild. One thing that is going for this is that his videos are WORSE than Bob Thiel's, though not by much.

For decades the Church of God has had all kinds of Elisha's, Elijah's, Joshua's, Jeremiah's, and any other Old Testament heroes that COG members like to latch onto. They all had a message that they thought was vital to the church and its wayward members. Almost all of these men are dead just like their OT namesakes. That still has not stopped modern-day fools like Almost-ordained Bob Thiel, Dave Pack, Gerald Flurry, and Ron Weinland. Bob Thiel was so inspired by this guy that he decided to start his own church after seeing Zerubbabel. If this guy can do it then anyone can!

Have you ever noticed that none of these guys ever latch onto Jesus or any new covenant personality? God forbid if they ever had to act like James, John, Peter, or any of the other apostles. After all, the apostles were vile Gracites, as all modern-day prophets and apostles are quick to let us know. They think what the church needs is religious zealots from Hebrew times preaching the law!

The person we need to thank for Zerubbabel is Ron Weinland. This idiot was also a member of Ron Weinland's cult. Zerubbabel now has to live here in the United States in Arizona after both Greece and Israel kicked him out of their countries. He, his wife, and his stepdaughter live in a shack in the desert where the kitchen, living room, and bedroom are all in one room.

This mentally ill man claims that Jesus is the first of the Two Witnesses and that he, Zerubbabel, is the Second Witnesses. Jesus is also the first of three prophecied "man-child's," with Zerubbabel being the second "man-child." The third is undetermined (but is probably Bob Thiel since he currently is the biggest man-child the church has ever seen). I digress, the third man-child was to be birthed by his stepdaughter.

If you remember, he proclaimed himself to be the new King of Israel and his stepdaughter a prophetess. He has also professed to see "the sign" of Revelation 12's virgin in the sky which "proves" his step-daughter is this prophetess...and that she is also to bear a son by HIM, the King of Israel. He believed he was SUPPOSED TO HAVE A CHILD WITH HIS STEPDAUGHTER...Who at that time was a minor...she is to have this "prophetic "third man-child".

For some reason with what you read above, and with Bob Thiel, Dave Pack, and Gerald Flurry in the mix, people still want to claim Armstrongism is a legitimate belief system! These spiritual degenerates continue to spring forth out of the dregs of the cesspool that the church has spiraled down to as they claim to speak for the church. Zerub doesn't. Dave Pack doesn't. Gerald Flurry doesn't and Bob Thiel most assuredly doesn't.

Australian Crackpot COG Prophet Says Nuclear War Will Happen This Year!

 

Most self-appointed Church of God prophets refuse to name dates for their prophecies and those that do, like Dave Pack, have been absolute failures. Most COG self-appointed prophets are like waffle-boy Bob Thiel who has so many maybe's, could be's, and possibly's that no one even cares what he says anymore. That brings us to Wade Cox, one of the weirdest self-appointed prophets ever. in COGdom. With a dubious military history shadowing him and a poor track record as a Worldwide Church of God member/minister, who like Bob Thiel set about setting himself up as a splinter cult leader because church leadership refused to listen to his craziness.  Like Bob Thiel, he claims most of his adherents live in Africa where he says half of the continent are members of his church. The rest of his members are a rag-tag group located in the United States and Australia with his most loyal sycophants living in Arkansas.

Cox is so far off the deep end that he claims that Islam and the Koran are filled with prophecies of the end times that are relevant to Christians.

This brings us to his Pentecost message to his faithful.

His Pentecost message has some real doozies in it.

We are now at the end of the Omer count and at the Feast of Weeks or Pentecost, This is our thirtieth Pentecost and we are now at the last phase of the Measuring of the Temple (No. 137). We are now about to see the nations dealt with and the sheep torn out of the hands of the shepherds. 

 

Last week we saw the sequence of Commentary on Lamentations (F025). This Pentecost we will go on with the Commentary on Jeremiah Summary and chart re LXX and MT (F024xiv) with the final work in the Last Days to restore the Laws of God in the millennial system under Messiah.

There is no way in hell that Cox and his little band of nutcases are going to restore the laws of God in some mickey mouse kingdom that is a figment of his own imagination. It isn't going to happen. I can say that with 100% assurance!

We are now seeing the truth coming out and the lies of the demonic systems being exposed worldwide, as part of the demonic attack on the Church of God in the Last Days. Satan is using his servants in the Khazarian pseudo Jewish system using the false Hillel Calendar system (Nos 195; 195C) as its calendar to draw persecution on the Laws of God to try and have the remnant destroyed. 

There is no demonic attack on the Church of God today. Anything that is currently happening is a result of the liars currently running COG's and the things they say. 

Cox claims all the persecution is a result of COG groups following the Hillel calendar regarding law-keeping. If he was actually a follower of Jesus he would have no need to worry about what calendar system anyone is using because it is irrelevant in the grand scheme of things. Because they have whored themselves out to the law instead of being a Christ follower they will never have any understanding.

This persecution will also draw a distinction between the false Post Temple Hillel system and the original Temple Calendar used by Christ and the Church and all the Temple system under God's Calendar (No. 156). Unfortunately some will get sucked into the persecution of the pseudo Jews in the Sardis offshoots keeping Hillel. The first of the Sardis system to go will be its ministry in the COG (SD) and the offshoots of the RCG/WCG system. When the Witnesses arrive there will be none of the offshoots keeping Hillel left alive, who have not repented. The Holy Spirit is about to tear those groups apart and finally scatter them to the winds or to repentance. 

 

The Holy Spirit is bringing into CCG under the Temple Calendar key officers of these offshoots. This last week we formed a new regional system in the State of Victoria AU. Two officers were placed in that system responsible for Melbourne and Regional Victoria. Those interested in becoming part of the CCG system in Victoria contact us through the web site to the Secretary@ccg.org 

After Pentecost this year we are about to see the nations finally react to the harm and genocide inflicted upon us. The Empire of the Beast (No. 299A) will form later this year after the coming thermo-nuclear exchanges of WWIII which will allow the formation of the Beast Power. That will last for 42 months and there will be much violence [will] occur over this coming period up to the formation of the Beast system emerging from this conflict to Passover 2024. 

 

A nuclear weapon was destroyed in Ukraine over the taking of Bahkmut last week. A radioactive cloud is now reported drifting over the EU from Ukraine. 

 

Inter-racial and religious war will erupt in the EU this year and the Northern powers will be forced to enter the Middle East. Civil insurrection will erupt in the US and BC and destroy its Globalist and Marxist elites and its banking systems. Its Political traitors and WEF, Big Pharma, Globalist Media and Central banking systems will commence to be killed in the streets. The Beast system will still emerge and the Witnesses will arrive to deal with them (see No 141D). 

 

The Beast Power will not emerge from this mess of 2023/2024 without conflict. Nor will the cowards of the Sardis and Laodicean systems inherit the Kingdom of God. There is nowhere to hide in this emerging conflict. The US GOP will not stop it easily because of their corruption and cowardice over many years. So also has AU, UK, CA, and NZ been corrupted .All parties and politicians will be attacked. 

There is NOTHING that Wade Cox says will happen this year. Cox is exactly like Dave Pack and Bob Thiel. All are professional liars deliberately deceiving the few followers they have. God is no more part of their groups than the possibility of HWA being resurrected to restore the church for its final push (as some still believe).

Armstrongism gets crazier by the day!