Throw Out That Morton Salt! It's Satan's Tool To Make You Sin in Days of Unleavened Bread

Are you ready to throw out your Morton salt for the Days of Unleavened Bread?  One of Apostle Malm's acolytes says that you need to.  It seems Moton's has added baking soda in with the salt.  I checked my box and a Safeway brand and they both have baking soda added.  Obviously this qualifies as a leavening agent to these misguided folk.


If you use salt in your water softener, you had better check it for baking soda and get ready to throw it out.  If you need salt to throw on the ice on your front sidewalk, be prepared to throw it out too.

This reminds me of the stupid minister that demanded that the College throw out the baking soda used in the gym pool to keep alkalinity down. They refused and the minister went into melt down as everyone stood around and laughed at him.

Beware of Brewers Yeast too.  It's another dirty filthy leavening agent used by Satan to make your DUB's less righteous.  I suppose we need to start dumping beer now too?  When will these fools ever stop?

A Malmite writes:

I just want to say, and no one ever believes me, that brewer’s yeast is leavening. Supposedly it is dead, but I did an experiment one year with some brewer’s yeast that came in a wine-making kit, it did a great job of leavening my experiemental loaf of bread.

Also, one warning about salt. I had to throw out one of those blue round boxes of salt because they had put sodium bicarbonate (baking soda) as an anti-caking agent. I only discovered this after the Days of Unleavened Bread last year, much to my chagrin. I threw it out anyway, as I feel it is still a symbol of sin even if I missed it when I was supposed to find it. If I find any hidden leavening or leavened product after DUB that I missed, I throw it out to show that I am sorry that I wasn’t careful enough and missed it.

Baking soda is used as an anti-caking agent not as a leavening agent.  Just further proof that legalism destroys brain function in these people.

Which Church Has The Most False Prophets? Harold Camping or the Churches of God?

Prophet Thiel has an interesting post up today dissing Harold Camping and his failed prophecies.  Prophet Thiel makes lots of comments about failed prophecies and failed prophets but for some reason conveniently ignores the hundreds of failed prophecies of Herbert Armstrong, Rod Meredith and the Churches of God.

According to him Camping (not a REAL Christian like LCG members are) is a fake Christian, a liar, and a false prophet.

The Prophet says:

Harold Camping’s pronouncements were sinful.  And while he and his group want to claim that they did good by making false prophecies, the is not something that the God of the Bible would advocate.

OK, that is something that we can both agree on. However, The Prophet fails to say that Rod Meredith's pronouncements are also sinful.  He fails to mention that Rod Meredith and his group claim they are doing good in spite of the failed prophecies of the past.  They claim to be doing good in spite of Herbert Armstrongs sinful lies too.  Neither of which Thiel's God of the Bible would approve of.

Prophet Thiel continues with this:

I do not consider that Harold Camping was or is a real Christian and he has repeatedly proven to be a false prophet.

The fact is that there are many false prophets who claim to be Christian cause the Bible to be blasphemed.  One who claims to be in the Church of God (Ronald Weinland) insists that the period of the Great Tribulation began years ago (as did Harold Camping), and that Jesus will return on May 27, 2012.  Ron Weinland, of course, will be proven wrong.

The same can be said about Rod Meredith, Herbert Armstrong, Gerald Waterhouse, Dean Blackwell, John Rittenbaugh and all the others that have spouted failed prophecies over the decades.  They have all been proven liars.  According to Thiel false prophets are not Christians, does that apply to failed prophet Rod Meredith too?

A quick look at Armstrongism sees hundreds of false prophets all claiming to be Christians, yet because of their lies blaspheme the Bible.  We do however agree that Weinerdude Weinland is a false prophet whom many attorneys in various COG's feel will be imprisoned because of his tax evasion.

The Prophet goes on to write my favorite comment:

People like Harold Camping and Ron Weinland give scoffers ammunition to argue against Bible prophecy–as will any who insist that the Mayan 12/21/2012 date can be the end of the world.  All of them will be shown to be wrong.

People like Herbert Armstrong, Rod Meredith, Gerald Flurry, Ron Wienland, Dave Cox and Fred Coulter all give scoffers ammunition to argue against Bible prophecy.  They have all been proven to be wrong as of this very hour.

Prophet Thiel would due well to heed the scriptures that he quotes to establish his stance on false prophets:

Notice a couple of warnings about false prophets:

22 when a prophet speaks in the name of the LORD, if the thing does not happen or come to pass, that is the thing which the LORD has not spoken; the prophet has spoken it presumptuously; you shall not be afraid of him. (Deuteronomy 18:22).

1 But there were also false prophets among the people, even as there will be false teachers among you, who will secretly bring in destructive heresies, even denying the Lord who bought them, and bring on themselves swift destruction. 2 And many will follow their destructive ways, because of whom the way of truth will be blasphemed. 3 By covetousness they will exploit you with deceptive words; for a long time their judgment has not been idle, and their destruction does not slumber. (2 Peter 2:1-3).

Apostle Malm: Gluten Intolerant? Eat a Piece of Matzo Anyway As "...a Matter of Repentance"

The king of dumbass apostles has this word of advice to those who are gluten intolerant:

One of his acolytes writes:

I have been reading your blogs for a while now, but this is my first comment to you. I understand your meaning in using the most wholesome flour possible for making the unleavened bread. However you need to know that not all people can use wheat of any kind because of medical conditions. What if that bread were to kill someone? Please do not post my comment. I only want you to consider this possibility.

The Apostle responds

I have changed your name to anonymous and approved this as it may affect various persons and is a good comment. First if you have wheat issues consult a physician and see if this is only a gluten issue or something else. You can easily and cheaply make gluten free flour with a home mill by using the special gluten free grains on the market. You can also buy pre ground gluten free flours at most groceries and health stores. Using this and making your own ULB instead of using unfit commercial matzoth will in many cases actually solve this gluten problem.
http://www.glutenfreeshoponline.com/gluten-free-grains/flour-milling-machine/
Affected people should do serious research on this topic with professional medical input.
I will also say that gluten allergies are NOT usually life threatening at all, they tend to cause stomach distress, cramps and pain. If your physican says that this is the case, perhaps taking a tiny piece for Passover is more a matter of repentnce and proper Passover preparation and a zeal for God and his commandments married to faith. As for me, I would be glad to endure a little discomfort to obey my God; after all only a very tiny piece is taken. If the issue is truly life threatening make the effort to find out what you can take, as most such people would already know what they can take or must avoid. James

How stupid can this little man get?  The people I know that cannot tolerate gluten CAN die from it.  What an f-ing moron Malm is.

Apostle Malm: Are You Eating Filthy White Flour Matzos Blessed By Pagans?

How dare you toddle off tot he store and buy a box of matzo's off the shelf!  These disgusting things are made with WHITE flour!  We all know how BAAAAAAAAAAAAD white flour is after growing up in Armstrongism.  Eating off the shelf matzos is like eating old Wonder Bread.

Also, when you buy off the shelf matzo's they have been blessed by a pagan priest!  At least that is according to God's most perfect law keeping Apostle that has ever walked the earth in 4,000 years.  I see a lot of latent hatred boiling around in Apostle Malm against the Jews.  Has Apostle Malm finally revealed his true colors as a nasty anti-Semite bigot?

This lazy getting a box of Biblically (sic) unfit material blessed by a pagan priest [Kosher means, blessed by a Rabbi of apostate Christ cursing Judaism] IS NOT SUITABLE and is a blot and offense and these symbols of Chirst (sic).

Not only does Apostle Malm hate store bought matzo's he also hates store bought wine.  You should be making your own wine at home.

The wine representing blood should be red, of a good quality and with as few added chemicals as possible.  In my own opinion most wines available today are chemically treated and unfit.  Be careful in your choice, or a well made, home made wine; is most suitable for Passover.

For generations the COGs have uses a milled white flour cracker [blessed by a pagan Christ cursing Rabbi] to symbolize the body of Jesus Christ at Passover and throughout the Feast of Unleavends.

These Matzoth are made with nutrient removed milled flour that many of us would not think of giving to our families as white bread because of its valueless and even toxic nature;  also being without salt or oil and then blessed by a Christ rejecting Rabbi.

 Apostle Malm has laid down these strict rules for his bastardized 'passover" service.

All Unleavened Bread for religious purposes should be made from stone ground whole wheat flour, or the best whole wheat flour available, organic preferred.

All bread made for any “Meat” offering is to be made without leaven which is a type of the pride that comes through sin, and the deciding for ourselves as to what is right and wrong.

All unleavened bread for religious purposes is to be made with the oil, symbolic of the Holy Spirit of God which filled our Lord.

All Unleavened Bread for religious purposes is to be seasoned with salt, Lev 2:13.

While Apostle Malm is busy telling you rebellious heretics what kind of matzo's to use, he also has laid down some rules for leavening agents:

The term LEAVEN, refers to any YEAST. It also refers to artificial yeast substitutes such as BAKING POWDER, which were invented to replace yeasts.  Baking Soda is NOT a leavening agent, UNTIL it is mixed with moisture and an acid.  Therefore, soda in toothpaste or some other product, not containing acid and not intended for cooking, is NOT leaven.

While eggs are not a leavening agent in themselves; to beat them purposely to deliberately incorporate air so they act as a leavening agent; puffing up the product being cooked, is definitely wrong.

To be faithful in little, is to be faithful in much. One cannot use an inappropriate symbol to represent something Holy! Give it some thought!

 I guess this all means that I can no longer buy chocolate covered matzo's  Damn!