Dennis On NOAA Predicting Where Bob's Wrath Filled 'god' Will Strike Next

The Plains Truth About Oklahoma-Tuesday/Wednesday Update

Deity not giving up.  Going to TRY again.  So says The NOAA Prophetic Institute for Trying Harder

URGENT

DAY 2 CONVECTIVE PROPHECY
NWS STORM PREDICTION CENTER NORMAN OK
0100 AM CDT MON JUN 03 2013

VALID 041200Z – 051200Z
MULTIPLE, " THIS IS GOING TO HURT ME MORE THAN IT DOES YOU", ASSULTS FOR SEVERE TSTM DEVELOPMENT AND I HOPE TO BRING YOU INTO MY CHURCH ARE POSSIBLE ESPECIALLY TUESDAY AFTERNOON/EVENING. WITH A RELATIVELY STEEP ELEVATED MIXED LAYER AND LOW-LEVEL MOISTURE, AND A VERY ANGRY DEITY,  HAVING RETURNED INTO THE REGION /SOLID 60S F SURFACE DEWPOINTS/…THE DEITY SHOULD BECOME MODERATELY UNSTABLE BY AFTERNOON…ESPECIALLY ACROSS SOUTHERN KS AND WESTERN/NORTHERN OK AND ADJACENT TX PANHANDLE. ON THE SOUTHWEST FRINGE OF EARLY DAY CLOUD COVER/PRECIPITATION…SEVERE TSTM
 
DEVELOPMENT MAY OCCUR ALONG THE WSW-ENE ORIENTED FRONTAL ZONE ACROSS
SOUTHERN/EASTERN KS. DEEP CONVECTIVE TRYING DEVELOPING…AT LEAST ON AN
ISOLATED BASIS…WILL BE POSSIBLE BY LATE AFTERNOON NEAR THE SURFACE
TRIPLE POINT ACROSS WEST/NORTHWEST OK OR NEARBY TX PANHANDLE. OTHER
ATTEMPTS TOWARD REPENTANCE ARE LIKELY TO INCREASE ACROSS THE CO/NORTHEAST NM FRONT RANGE AND SPREAD EAST-SOUTHEASTWARD ACROSS THE HIGH PLAINS INTO TUESDAY AFTERNOON.

GIVEN THE EXPECTED MOISTURE/INSTABILITY ACROSS THE REGION…VERTICAL SHEAR AND SEVERE ANGULAR SPINNING BY THE DEITY WILL BE MORE THAN SUFFICIENT /40+ KT/ FOR SUPERCELLS/SUSTAINED SEVERE TRYING AND MULTIPLE ATTACKS CAPABLE OF LARGE HAIL…WIND DAMAGE…AND PERHAPS A TORNADO OR TWO. WITH AID OF A NOCTURNALLY STRENGTHENING "I"LL BE BACK IF THIS DOESN"T WORK THIS TIME" .  THE DEITY  MAY PERSIST/CONSOLIDATE AS HE  MOVES GENERALLY EASTWARD IN VICINITY OF THE REPENTANCE ZONE TUESDAY NIGHT.

We made very effort to interview the Deity before He leaves for  Oklahoma but a spokesman said there would be no questions taken but suggested we either send for the free booklets, The Four Hosemen of the Puckerlips  and If Bronze Age Gods Are Good Enough for the Church, Why Are They Not Good Enough for YOU!  , or go to our Deity Tries Again  protection centers.  

He said no one would call on us...well unless you lived in Oklahoma today and tomorrow.

Philadelphia Church of God: Magical God Punishes Man For Disturbing Sabbath Peace of PCG Members

A PCG family brags about how their sabbath quietness was disturbed by a big old meanie bulldozer.  They prayed about it asking their god to make it stop making so much noise.  Low and behold their god disabled the bulldozer and peace was restored.

Isn't it a miracle that the god of PCG has to meddle in such mundane things?  I guess that other PCG member had to die a painful death from cancer while god was busy disabling a bulldozer.

Magical gods are fun!  They jump at our commands.

One particular Sabbath morning, as Daddy read to the four of us kids (ages 2 to 12, at the time), we heard a rumbling coming down the road. It was a big truck with a trailer carrying a huge bulldozer. Daddy had lost our attention for sure. He got up and walked over to where the truck had stopped, just slightly off of our property. The man got out and began to remove the chains and binders from the huge machine as Daddy talked to him. We could see the man shaking his head. As Daddy walked away, the man continued to unchain the dozer. Daddy told us that the man was going to start clearing the land adjacent to us. He had explained what we were doing and asked if the man could start at another location, but he refused.

With the best attitude he could muster, Daddy again started to read, but I think he knew we were paying far more attention to the man unloading his big machine than we were to him. Daddy lost us completely once the dozer roared to life and began pushing over trees like they were matchsticks.
At first, he said we should go inside. But then he suddenly stopped and said, “No. We shouldn’t have to go inside, because we were trying to observe God’s Sabbath in peace and quiet.”

Daddy told us to bow our heads. He sincerely prayed aloud that he needed God’s help. He said he was teaching his children God’s way and he was trying to also keep peace in the family by not going inside, so he needed God’s help. It was the man who was breaking the Sabbath, not us. “… Amen.”
With that, Daddy asked us to sit quietly to see what would happen. It was 50 years ago, but I remember it as if it was yesterday. The bulldozer rumbled on for about five minutes after Daddy said “Amen.” Then there was a loud noise followed by a spewing sound. Then we heard the man saying some words that should not be said. The motor of that huge machine stopped, but the spewing, hissing continued. The man walked to the front of the dozer, then walked to his truck and drove away without even tying the chains and binders so they wouldn’t fall off.

As soon as he was out of sight, Daddy got up and walked to the machine. Then he called us over and told us to look at what happens when someone interferes with God’s people.

The grille on the big dozer had bars about three inches apart to protect the radiator. They were barely wide enough for the end of a limb or small tree, if it was at exactly the right angle, could just fit between the bars. One had done just that and gone completely through the radiator, stopping the dozer in its tracks.

Again, we had peace. Daddy started reading again, but only after we all knelt down and thanked God for helping us have a peaceful Sabbath.

COG Members View On What The Internet Is To Truth

Ever since 1987 the Internet has helped bring down the Church of God splintering it into hundreds and hundreds of splinter personality cults.

Ex-members of the COG's love it while the die-hard conservatives despise it, yet love to be titillated by it.

Of course when it comes to religion, the only truth can be found in a COG blog or web site. 

Finding the truth on the net, is a bit like finding dry water.
When I go to bed tonight I will tip my head on its side and give it a good
shake, trying to tip out all the junk I have just read.

The Web is like that tree of good and evil. When the Web comes to religion
it must be 99.999999% evil and 0.111111% good.

Bob Thiel: My God Is Tired of Tornadoes and is Now Using Fire to Get Peoples Attention

Bob Thiel has been running on and on lately about his god using tornadoes to smack up vile sinners and get them to join the "True" church.  After wrecking havoc over the Midwest, Bob's god is headed off to California where he/it is causing wildfires to burn people homes and kill animals.  Those dumb stupid animals are filthy sinners that need to die too.

The logic he uses below to try and prove his point makes him look rather silly.

June 3, 2013
LANCASTER, Calif. Nearly 3,000 people from some 700 homes were under evacuation orders Monday as a wildfire north of Los Angeles kept growing, feeding on old, dry brush, some of which hadn’t burned in decades.

The blaze had burned about 46 square miles in the mountains and canyons of the Angeles National Forest, destroying at least six homes and damaging 15 more…

The Bible shows that God uses weather to get people’s attention.  Sometimes to punish, sometimes to lead to repentance, and other times to consider that God, not humankind, is in control.

With it being so wet in the East and Midwest and dry in the USA West, the following weather passages came to mind:

15 “But it shall come to pass, if you do not obey the voice of the Lord your God, to observe carefully all His commandments and His statutes which I command you today, that all these curses will come upon you and overtake you: 16 “Cursed shall you be in the city, and cursed shall you be in the country. 17 “Cursed shall be your basket and your kneading bowl. 18 “Cursed shall be the fruit of your body and the produce of your land, the increase of your cattle and the offspring of your flocks. 19 “Cursed shall you be when you come in, and cursed shall you be when you go out. 20 “The Lord will send on you cursing, confusion, and rebuke in all that you set your hand to do, until you are destroyed and until you perish quickly, because of the wickedness of your doings in which you have forsaken Me. 21 The Lord will make the plague cling to you until He has consumed you from the land which you are going to possess. 22 The Lord will strike you with consumption, with fever, with inflammation, with severe burning fever, with the sword, with scorching, and with mildew; they shall pursue you until you perish. 23 And your heavens which are over your head shall be bronze, and the earth which is under you shall be iron. 24 The Lord will change the rain of your land to powder and dust; from the heaven it shall come down on you until you are destroyed. (Deuteronomy 28:15-24)
6 “Also I gave you cleanness of teeth in all your cities. And lack of bread in all your places; Yet you have not returned to Me,” Says the Lord. 7 “I also withheld rain from you, When there were still three months to the harvest. I made it rain on one city, I withheld rain from another city. One part was rained upon, And where it did not rain the part withered. 8 So two or three cities wandered to another city to drink water, But they were not satisfied; Yet you have not returned to Me,” Says the Lord. (Amos 4:6-8)

Although California historically has wildfires and the rest of the USA storms, the Bible also mentions fire as something God sometimes uses. Here are some examples:

11 The Lord said:
“Surely it will be well with your remnant;
Surely I will cause the enemy to intercede with you
In the time of adversity and in the time of affliction.
12 Can anyone break iron,
The northern iron and the bronze?
13 Your wealth and your treasures
I will give as plunder without price,
Because of all your sins,
Throughout your territories.
14 And I will make you cross over with your enemies
Into a land which you do not know;
For a fire is kindled in My anger,
Which shall burn upon you.” (Jeremiah 15:11-14)

12 O house of David! Thus says the Lord:
“Execute judgment in the morning;
And deliver him who is plundered
Out of the hand of the oppressor,
Lest My fury go forth like fire
And burn so that no one can quench it,
Because of the evil of your doings.
13 “Behold, I am against you, O inhabitant of the valley,
And rock of the plain,” says the Lord,
“Who say, ‘Who shall come down against us?
Or who shall enter our dwellings?’
14 But I will punish you according to the fruit of your doings,” says the Lord;
“I will kindle a fire in its forest,
And it shall devour all things around it.”‘ (Jeremiah 21:12-14)

11 The Lord has fulfilled His fury,
He has poured out His fierce anger.
He kindled a fire in Zion,
And it has devoured its foundations. (Lamentations 4:11)

15 There the fire will devour you,
The sword will cut you off;
It will eat you up like a locust. (Nahum 3:15)

Although my prayers are with those affected by the fires and other severe weather, I also pray that those in the USA will repent as worse problems are ahead if it continues to go in a moral direction away from the Bible. Weather problems can be a warning.