Jesus has returned to Wadsworth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

While everyone was busy looking at the eclipse tonight, Jesus stealthy returned to Wadsworth and is having dinner with Dave Pack as they plan his official third coming.

Dave has been right all along! Who knew!

Bob Thiel has been preempted yet again!

Wade Cox: Nuclear war the summer and the Two Witless Witnesses to hit the scene around October 2022.

 

No one could have ever imagined that the Worldwide Church of God would splinter into so many absolutely crazy splinter groups that we have today in 2022. Every time we think we have "heard it all" one of these self-appointed morons opens their fly trap and says something stupid. Right now it is Wade Cox, the failed WCG leader who claims that half of the African Continent are members of his cult.

Cox is so far out there that he claims the Koran is a holy book for Christians to be using and that his "god" created a race of human Elohims who have been running around on the earth ever since creation.  They were actually created before his fake "jesus" was created.

His latest:

Trumpets this year falls on 26 September 2022. It is highly likely that if we have Nuclear War between now and September and the NWO is established under the Empire of the Beast of the Ten Toes of Daniel (F027ii,xi, xii, xiii) then God will intervene at Trumpets and send the Two Witnesses of Revelation 11:3 ff. to finally call a halt to the sin and re-educate mankind. They will be here for 1260 Days (see (No. 135) and (No. 141D) when they will be killed by the NWO and God will then despatch Messiah at the Feast of the Passover and Unleavened Bread in 2026 as explained in the paper Fall of Jericho (No. 142). The time of intervention will then be when God sends the Witnesses to restore the Nexus of the Law. They will do that for 1260 days. The NWO and the Beast power will be wiped out in the 43rd month of their rule, in the Northern Spring of 2026 as we anticipate and have prayed for all these years (cf. Wars of the End Part III: Armageddon and the Vials of the Wrath of God (No. 141E) and the War Against Christ (No. 141E_2).

The Perfect COG Meme

 

This is from a Facebook page of a group in Africa that claims they are the Worldwide Church of God and are tied in with Ron Stephens of HWAStorehouse.com.

Nothing illustrates COG mythology more than a white man on a mountaintop, in his Sabbath wear, wearing white socks, and staring off into the distance at something he hopes he qualifies for but is always in doubt because he has always been taught "he is never quite good enough". 

After all, suffering is what good COG members have been told they are always good at.

Dave Pack: Christ Returns TODAY May 15, 2022!!!!!!! Woo Hoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Caucasian RCG members finally have a new guest in Wadsworth!!!!!

 

Not much I can add to this epic failure except that Dave added an easy way out and will subject his dwindling flock to more sermons.

"With Part 367 David Pack says that Christ will come back sometime on Sunday 15 May 2022. He will not do anymore sermons because Christ will be back. If Christ does not come back on the 15th it will be one year."