Jesus Returns December 19th! Are you ready?

JC was spotted in Wadsworth, Ohio, after some pre-planning shopping at the Giant Eagle for some party supplies for his grand return on December 19th at the Restored Church of God compound.

Aren't you as excited as I am?

 

Gerald Flurry and Only Fans

Gerald Flurry, the self-proclaimed savior of God's other one true splinter group (the Philadelphia Church of God), is utterly convinced he's got the divine cure-all for every single one of society's woes—if only the ungrateful world would finally shut up and listen to him. Of course, like every other COG cult leader scrambling for relevance, he brings zero originality to the table, just endlessly recycling Herbert W. Armstrong's dusty old teachings and outdated rants.

Now, he's generously offering the ladies a wholesome 'alternative' to those sinful women on OnlyFans, raking in cash—because, as we all know, not a single soul in the entire hyper-pure Philadelphia Church of God has ever dared peek at a video on that site! LOL, yeah right—we all know that's a bald-faced lie. Heck, even his own devoted followers barely crack open their own church literature.

Anyway, as Bob Thiel loves to pivot with, let's move right along to the Philadelphia Church of God's fabulous 'gift' to the world of OnlyFans.

Americans are paying millions of dollars every day for amateur pornography on the website OnlyFans. The independent aggregator OnlyGuider reports that over the first 11 months of the year, Americans spent $2.6 billion on the site, which has become infamous for providing young women a means and a monetary motivation for selling themselves online. 

 

America’s creation and consumption of pornography is more than just an embarrassing societal issue: It’s a clear and present danger to U.S. national security.

OnlyFans does not publish statistics on its users’ content or location, but independent journalists estimate that roughly 70 to 90 percent or more of posts are pornographic, and more than 1 million users who publish material to the platform are American. The OnlyGuider report states that 15 of the top 20 cities for consuming the site’s content are in the U.S. 

• New York City alone consumes more than some small nations. 
• Last year, the most active city, Atlanta, spent the equivalent of more than $50 per man, woman and child.

So what is the amazing resource that the PCG is offering? One of Armstrongism's least read books after the Wonderful World Tomorrow, The Incredible Human Potential, and Mystery of the Ages, a book written to entice Loma to have more sex with Herbert.

The Failures of Armstrongism: It ALL Boils Down to This...

The Failures of Armstrongism: It ALL Boils Down to This...

The Principal Heresies of Armstrongism:

The notion that Christians are obligated to observe the Sabbath, Holy Days, 

and Dietary commandments of Torah

The mixing of the Old and New Covenants

The notion that Christians must earn their place in God's Kingdom

Rejection of the Trinity

Anglo-Israelism

The notion that traditional Christianity has been corrupted by paganism

The notion that spiritual understanding identifies someone as Christian

It ALL Boils Down to This...

Their failure to understand that the Hebrew Scriptures MUST be understood/interpreted in the light of the Christ event. In other words, their inability to understand that the Law, Prophets, and Writings point to Jesus of Nazareth, and that they were ALL fulfilled by HIM is at the root of most (if not all) of their theological failures! Think about it a minute and prove me wrong, if you can!

Lonnie Hendrix/Miller Jones

Crackpot Prophet Losing Control In Africa as Income is Down and Followers are Reading Banned

 

The fun just gets funner by the day!. It looks like some of Bwana Bob's African followers have found Banned and are forwarding posts on to Bob's so-called evangelists. Poor Bob, he is unable to control his followers, and it's causing meltdowns in the empire as attendance and income are dropping.

Hey Gary, Bob's going Crazy with Banned! It's been reported that Radson got a letter from Bob asking him what's really going on in Africa. Bob said people are questioning him, and income is way down. Bob is losing it over Banned...