Brother Vidal is back over at Dave Pack's ass kissing site for rebellious back stabbing ministers from United Church of God. Vidal still wants to remind you on what an IMPORTANT man he is. He is an attorney. ATTORNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In case you missed it each time he writes. An attorney from Nigeria were all the scam artists are from and attorneys pass bribes under the table to get things done. Nigeria, where ethics and human rights are not major concerns. Yes, Dave should be very proud to have an Nigerian attorney in his midst, not that Vidal has any of these bad characteristics mind you, it adds more legitimacy to his organization. But you have to wonder: ethics - Armstrongism - Nigeria - three things that do NOT have good track records.
Greetings, brethren! My name is Vidal N. Wachuku, pastor of
congregations in Miami, Florida and the Caribbean. You may recall from
my earlier posts that I am a fulltime minister in The Restored Church of
God, having been previously employed as an attorney in Nigeria.
Vidal wants you to know that Dave Packs cult headquarters is unparalleled in the universe for it's hospitality, majesty, and warmth. No other Church of God on the face of the earth has ever been as warm and converted as the folks at RCG. Of course this is a direct slam at UCG where Vidal and the rest of his slobbering buddies defected from. UCG apparently was a hostile environment filled with bitter people, ugly buildings and sub quality literature and materials.
But another thing also stood out: We could scarcely believe that the
whole world was being reached from this relatively small complex! We had
expected to see a massive complex with a huge staff swarming all over
the place—but instead we saw a smaller group, totally dedicated to the
Work (this was over three years ago—the staff is now much bigger). The
atmosphere was charged with the infectious joy produced by God’s Spirit.
We could then understand why the magazines and books we had been
receiving were of such high quality!
Vidal hasn't even got to the greatest man on earth today, Dave Pack. I can only imagine what he will say when he walks into the awesome presence of the most perfect, righteous, and tallest Apostle to ever walk the earth. Oh wait! Here it comes:
Meeting Mr. David Pack was another defining moment. The man simply
defied all we had heard and read about him. We were momentarily taken
aback.
His magnificence radiates from his most awesome presence. You would think Vidal was describing Jesus, but no, he is describing Dave. A mortal, flesh and blood, sinful, and most degenerate man.
Then Brother Vidal takes another direct slam at the UCG brethren he stabbed in the back. Now he takes the knife and twists it as he shoves it in:
In the following days, we noticed something that is hardly found
anywhere else. All staff members, ministry and lay members alike, were
willing to help and assist in every possible way. You could see and feel
the cooperation and dedication to duty without the competitiveness that
pervades the world. Everyone worked as though there were no tomorrow.
There was order, precision, courtesy and consideration for one another.
Above all, God’s quality was reflected in everything! The picture we saw was that of one big, happy family!
Once again we are told that UCG Headquarters employees are lazy slackards who could not give a rat's ass about spreading the gospel. Disorder, chaos, rudeness, are the trademarks of the UCG employees. UCG is obviously one incredibly small, sniveling and miserable broken family.
Brother Vidal then goes on to describe how he and his wife felt a little disconcerted by the Stepford Wife atmosphere. Was it real or just a show.? Then Vidal talks about how they were invited back a second time (while still on UCG's payroll) and they saw the awesomeness all over again.
As with our first visit, we proved—again, to our shame!—that what we saw
was not a fluke or a show, but the reality of how God’s Headquarters
operated. The orderliness, precision, love, care, concern, friendliness
and emphasis on quality were pervasive. Brethren were helpful, always on
hand to transport us to and from the office and to wherever we wanted
to go. We never—not even once—noticed any feelings of disenchantment. I
mean, what more could anyone ask?
I guess UCG must sure be a hell hole to work at. RCG is just the most awesome place on the face of the entire earth. Rainbows, lollipops and cotton candy float through the air in this sweeter than life world.
Vidal wants you to know that the headquarters of Dave Pack is a continuation of Herbert Armstrong's standards of quality and excess. Only the best will do, at the poor members expense though. As a minister, Vidal could care less about the poor folk that pay his salary and free plane trips for him and his entire family back and forth to Africa till he signed on the dotted line with Dave. Now he is in the States where he can freely jump on a short flight to bask in the awesomeness of God's most perfect man and COG Headquarters.
Brethren, we serve a God of quality, and the only place where He is
working today reflects this in a host of ways. As mentioned earlier, by
merely stepping into RCG Headquarters, you begin to see evidence of
this. You have a feeling of being transported to another time and place.
The absence of chaos and disorder is electrifying. The sharp
professional appearance of employees is captivating. Work ethics are of
the highest standards. Staff members beam with smiles at every
opportunity. The inner peace and joy that comes with knowing whom you
are serving radiates from every face. You do not see the sloppiness
common in many of today’s work environments.
Then once again he slams UCG and the other splinter groups as he goes on to describe the substandard literature churned out by these splinter groups:
The Church’s publications, though given away absolutely free of charge,
are of the highest standard, particularly when compared to what the
various splinter groups publish. Looking at their literature and
materials, you should want to know why your leaders churn out substandard publications despite the millions of tithe dollars they appropriate!
Then he writes what the PR Department at RCG has been trying to promote about the church. Dave has the LARGEST Bible based set of materials and web sites that the world has ever seen. We bow at your greatness. We are in awe of your magnificence, we tremble at your presence. We laugh our asses off........
Our websites rcg.org, realtruth.org, and worldtocome.org
not only contain the largest arsenal of Bible-based materials the world
has ever seen, but also reflect the God of quality whom we serve. I
urge you to take a serious look at them!
Then Vidal goes on to end with a final slobbering suck fest that is appallingly sickening.
Contrary to what we see from the largest splinter’s “Bible Center” and
from others, RCG’s Ambassador Center and its products represent
excellence, dedication and dignity. The comportment and demeanor of AC
students are unrivalled, and the instructors are tested men who live by
what they teach. Even though I have had the privilege of passing through
University, Law School, Leadership and Entrepreneurship training
institutions, none of them prepared me for the unique AC experience.
This is one place that strives for the highest standards of
professionalism, etiquette and decorum. It prepares you not just to earn
a living, but to live life to the fullest the way God intended.
Where is the barf bag that we all need after this saccharine induced slobber fest. Read it all here, if you dare and if you have a barf bag ready.
The Epitome of Quality
My favorite: This town is going to be like the movie "Footloose" before we know it.
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