James Malm Warns His Acolytes To Take A Nap Before His So-Called Passover Service

James Malm warns his acolytes that his bastardized version of the Passover Seder is LOOOOONG!  If you get exhausted easily please take a nap before the service.

This Passover service will be slightly longer than what many are used to, if you are not used to staying up later, you might consider taking a nap before the service. 

 Some of his stipulations are:

Notice that Passover service was commanded to be a family occasion, not a large meeting of a hundreds or more with an elder presiding!  The heads of each family were to preside over the Passover service; that is their scriptural responsibility!

For everyone to have a portion of lamb, the maximum of people in a household gathering should be no more than about 20.

It is important that you follow his instruction precisely and learn to meet for his "passover" in individual homes.  Within two years all the 700 some Churches of God will be destroyed in the tribulation and you will need to meet in homes.

Within the next year or two, the major COG groups will be destroyed as organizations in the tribulation, and the families of the faithful will be forced to take Passover in their families and small groups.

  

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The perfect phone cover for a Church of God member! 

The next time you are in a restaurant and  a self-righteous church member clicks her tongue because you did not bring a piece of matzoh in a plastic baggy with you for lunch or dinner,
 you can lay your phone down with the matzoh showing and fake her out her for being so nosy! 
Of course we all know that something like that would NEVER happen in the Church of God.

Eric King, His "7 Women" and the David Koresh Connnection

 

Below is a comment from a reader here detailing the similarities between Eric W. King and David Koresch.  It looks like Eric is up to far worse things than anyone thought. 

Something to think about. Eric W. King knew David Koresh. His teachings have many similarities. Here are some:

*David Koresh taught the Sabbath.
So does Eric

*David Koresh taught a pre-adamic earth. So does Eric.

*David Koresh taught that the dead live in our future. Eric does also.

*David Koresh taught the 7 feasts. So does Eric.

*David Koresh taught that he was the 7th messenger. Eric teaches in essence he is David Koresh in "spirit".

*David Koresh had more than one wife. So does Eric but he does not call them wives he calls them "the 7 women".

*David Koresh was the messenger of the 7 Seals Prophecy...now Eric is the completion of the Seven Seals Messenger.

New Movie PLASTIC: Thievery, Lesbian Sex, Killings - All Taking Place On God's Bricket Wood Campus

Filming has finished for the new movie PLASTIC which is soon to be released.  Who would imagine that God's most holy Bricket Wood campus would be used for murder, sex, and mayhem!  So much for the idealistic representation of the kingdom.

Film crews set up camp in Hanstead Park - the site of the old HSBC training centre - which proved a fruitful location for production, with woods, an office building, and a university-style building readily available.

Terry Stone, founder of the production company behind the movie, Gateway Films, enthused about the filming location this time last year: "Somebody contacted us about it and said it has just come on the market."

"When we looked at it, it was just brilliant. There was big mansion we used as a five-storey hotel." Herts Advertiser, UK

Samuel Kitchen Says: "...stop urinating down our backs and telling us that it is rain."

There is a Facebook page about Ambassador Auditorium.  It was started for those who worked in the building or enjoyed concerts there as a place to reminisce.  That went along pretty well till the Kitchen Trinity hit the scene with their uber-HWA worship.

Anyone who does not agree with their HWA idolatry are pawns of Satan.  Those that are no longer part of the church and speak out against abuse are in "rebellion" against his god.

Its all about TRUTH, bitterness, rebellion, satan and disrespect

Samuel W Kitchen Here's something to think about guys and girls. Lucifer one day told his angels. "I was there man. I was right there at HQ, right at the throne of God. I touched the throne. I smelled the air. I heard the music. I pondered what I saw. You never were there man firsthand. Now, here is what God said. And here is how he was so wrong. And look at all the mistakes he did. He's up there, and we are down here, and there is no way he knows what we are going through. And you know what? we need to grow in the grace and knowledge. God always says we must grow right? So here is how God has been so unfair and here are some new doctrines in replacement of those doctrines that are so unfair."
 
And you know what, Lucifer was in REBELLION against God and HQ. But he was there firsthand, and he was taught God's way and laws, BUT again, that means NOTHING if that person is embittered and in rebellion!
 
A kid who flunked out of Harvard, cannot go around and say he attended Harvard, as if that places him in some kind of prestige and in some kind of authority. He flunked out, never learned anything the school was teaching! The same is with college at Ambassador. If you don't live and do what you was taught then, then you wasted a seat. And you have no authority over what happened or what was taught! Because you didn't learn it. And if you consider that time a waste of time, then you flunked out! 
 
Listen, If you don't like your past experiences, then don't come onto a forum(Facebook group) that will daily remind you of them. You guys love all the gossip, but you can't stand anyone presenting the truth and teachings you rejected. I say, if one attacks Herbert W Armstrong and the Church, they must bring documented official church material to prove their point. Then the documents proving what was taught, that proves their case or disproves their case will be displayed, and people know the truth. But this thing of saying, "we were there. We know what we are saying." IS POPPYCOCK!!! Bring proof, and stop urinating down our backs and telling us that it is rain. simply put...I feel this forum was set up to trap people. Look at what has transpired. Everyone can have their free voice here, but nothing for the Church or Herbert W Armstrong. People can voice their bitterness towards it all, but no one is allowed to voice the Truth of it all. 
 
I have looked at how this forum treats those who still believe the same way. Whenever one speaks up "for" Mr.Armstrong, or whatever was taught in defense towards another slant someone said against it, they are bullied until they are beaten into submission or they leave.

We will reap what we sow. This group at one time said "no doctrine", but then quickly changed their mind, and allowed people to bring their doctrine that undermined and disrespects, and goes contrary to what this Auditorium was built for, and against all of what the Church taught and stood for. That is highly disrespectful!

Anyone can look back at what was taught AND LEARN. They can find the Truth. And if God is calling them they will find the truth, and every lie will be exposed!

Remember Satan was right there in person at HQ. It doesn't make him an expert witness.

Joel Hiliker the Philadelphia Church of God Hypocrite

Joel Hiliker of the Philadelphia Church of God has an article up about what he calls  "...the most important responsibility you have in your life right now..."

Is it to go forth into the world healing the sick, feeding the poor, clothing the destitute,  and proclaiming the Good News?  Nope, he say it is honoring your parents.  While that is certainly a good thing and should be done, it is a hypocritical stance of PCG to make such a claim.

What’s the most important responsibility you have in your life right now? Do you know?

Actually, your biggest responsibility at this time in your life—like it or not—is your relationship with your parents! More specifically, it is that you treat your parents with proper honor.

It is a well known fact that the Philadelphia Church of God, at the direction of Gerald Flurry, has broken up families, turned children against parents and parents against children.  Families have literally been destroyed by the PCG.  Marriages have broken up and several suicides have happened because of the way the church treated some people.

God wants families to be happy, unified and fulfilling. Children honoring their parents is so important to strong families, that God made it number five of the “big ten”—the Ten Commandments.

Families in the PCG are unhappy, broken and unfulfilled all thanks to the strict and abominable stance that the PCG has taken.

If you do not believe that PCG destroys families take a look at the following page.  It contains 14 years of letters from people who's lives have been ruined by the PCG.  Letters of those impacted by  PCG

Robbers Cave, Philadelphia Church of God's Most Sacred and Holy Site

I still never cease to be amazed at the idolatry that the Philadelphia Church of God practices. From imitating all of Herbert Armstrong's books and booklets, from building a fake "college", an auditorium named after HWA, digging up HWA's supposed "prayer rock" and hauling  it all the way from Oregon, to buying various Armstrongite memorabilia to be placed in positions of honor. The idolatry practiced by the Philadelphia Church of God knows no boundaries.

The most appalling thing they now do is place historical significance in lil'Stevies reading of Malachi's Message and the location where he read it.  Malicahi's Message was a book that god supposedly guided Flurry's hand to write. However, it is well known now that he plagiarized much of it from Jules Dervaes.

The cabin that lil'Stevie read the "book" is not considered sacred to the PCG.  They take annual trips to Robbers Cave Park each year along with lil'Steveie. There are reports that some come and stand in front of the cabin where he read the book and pray that God gives them the same knowledge that lil'Stevie received that day.  Others set on the steps of the cabin and pray.  Others flock to have their pictures take in front of it.  Regular PCG members stay at the pack at other times of the year and ask to stay in that particular cabin seeking spiritual renewal.

How could any rational adult or "college" student ever do such a cultish thing?  In all my years in the cult and even working in HWA's home,  never thought those kinds of things.  I found it very uncomfortable to see the worship of HWA.  People would get tears in their eyes at being in the very presence of him.


In their latest online posting the PCG had the following: A Significant Historic Landmark

EDMOND—“So what do you think?” the minister asked when his son paused while reading the manuscript. “Well, that definitely will get you fired,” his son responded.”  It was July 1989, and the young 19-year-old was on a Y.E.S. camping trip with his father at Robbers Cave in southeastern Oklahoma during the summer break. But this turned out to be more than your everyday summer camping excursion. It became a pivotal moment in the history of God’s Church and marked Robbers Cave State Park as an important historical location for the Philadelphia Church of God.

“My dad picked me up at the airport and we drove directly to Robbers Cave in southeastern Oklahoma,” Evangelist Stephen Flurry wrote in Raising the Ruins. “For four months, my dad had been working on his paper, telling no one about it. When he picked me up on July 14, he had a rough draft of Malachi’s Message tucked away in his briefcase, in the trunk of the car. During the drive, he told me about a number of other things going on in the Church—again, things I was totally unaware of. He later said he wanted me to read something he had written that explained all of this.”
Stephen Flurry put off reading the paper until Sunday morning, a few hours before they left the campsite.  “After getting a synopsis of its contents from my father, I was nervous and a little scared about reading it. That’s why I put it off,” Mr. Flurry said.  He sat down to read inside their cabin, the one next to where he and his family now stay when they visit Robbers Cave every year along with the rest of Herbert W. Armstrong College.

Before it was time to leave, Mr. Stephen Flurry read through about half of the manuscript.
Right there, in that cabin at Robbers Cave Campsite Number One, the revelation in Malachi’s Message was being shared for the first time. After the death of Mr. Armstrong, the Worldwide Church of God was being torn apart; yet off in remote rural Oklahoma, the first person besides Mr. Gerald Flurry was learning God’s revelation about what was really happening.

 
The Philadelphia Church of God was raised up less than five months after Malachi’s Message was first delivered to his son at that wooded campsite. Because of this history-shaping event, Robbers Cave has become a significant landmark for the pcg. Herbert W. Armstrong College has retreated to the campsite almost every year since 2002, and Mr. Stephen Flurry has never missed a campout.

Every year, he returns to the campsite with his family and dozens of others whose lives were also changed by that book he was the first to read nearly 25 years ago: Malachi’s Message. 

“Every time I go back to Robber’s Cave, I can’t help but think about all that has happened since that initial reading,” he said.  “What a work God has raised up!”