Monday, September 26, 2011

You Are All A Bunch of God-Hating Functionally Constipated Sleepy Sheepie Nicolatanes!!!!



For all of you that have dared to disagree with Apostle Malm, one of his acolytes has this to say about you!


COMMENT: In reply to your detractors, who pose the “who do you think you are…” challenges, we should see their contempt as exposing the defective orientation that it is.

It reflects the God-hated Nicolaitane condition, which allows only those ‘ordained’ to be authorized to speak in any capacity.

No, in fact, the general membership are obligated, and may we say ‘commanded’, to speak out and speak often among themselves. Malachi 3:16-18 says it as well as anything could. It is our acceptance of the “only the ministry can speak / if anyone speaks, he’s making himself out to be a minister”  mentality that exposes our biblical misalignment on this matter.
Not only does our ‘ministry’ impose that prohibition, but our membership seems also trained to have that same reaction.

The Nicolaitane establishments have done their job well in that department. We were often reminded of the “pray and pay” situation, with the failure to emphasize the obvious, but unspoken follow-up: “you have no say!” It is our failure to use the faculties God has given us that largely accounts for our functionally constipated condition.

The ‘body’ in concert could have prevented many of the apostasies and abuses, but we created way too many ‘sleepy sheepies’!!  We have more liability for our own demise than we choose to admit. The real question is, “who do they imagine THEY are?”

They facilitate a condition that Christ plainly states that He hates (Rev.2:6&15) and frustrate one that He greatly appreciates! (Mal 3:16)

2 comments:

Sharon said...

LOL! I just choked on my coffee laughing! I just love how Armstrongites have so much interest in bodily functions! Constipation, sex, and masturbation fascinate so many in the church. I think it all goes to show how much they actually hate their own bodies and selves so they lash out in anger. Armstrongites have always tended to be a bunch of angry miserable people unhappy about everything around them. Anyhoo, thanks for the laugh!

Anonymous said...

So those who attend Sabbath services, keep the Feasts, pray daily, fast occasionally, celebrate the new moons, who have contact with non Armstrongists who keep all those things and also keep the new moons (but not like the Sabbath, but take note of the time), but oppose the liars who have taken up the mantle of the dead false prophets, are Nicolaitanes?

If God were keeping score of such lying slander and libel, just what do you think He would do?

To oppose the false prophets who speak rubbish is commanded and these would-be judges of the righteous would do well to take heed. They just might not enter into the Kingdom of God because according to Scripture, such liars, idolaters and fearful are not going to get in.

Not to worry.

The fields of tares which have had a few seeds of wheat, sown by their enemy, God the Father, will grow happily in the sunshine and the rain which falls on the just and the unjust until judgment day. Oh, they may have a very few who rise up and declare repentance to these poisoness Herbs sown by that dead false prophet, but, since nothing ever happens besides long slow entropy and splits, they know intuitively that they can continue as they have over the past decades of oppression and the suppression of the truth.

To wit, British Israelism is a fraud, the prophecies based on it are wrong, church history is crap fabrication and the teachings are delusional. Furthermore, these unrighteous Armstrongists continue to ignore the Church of God Seventh Day from which they sprang and the example it sets to this day, continue to ignore the fact that the Seventh Day Church of God celebrated the Feasts long before Herbert Armstrong and that various non Armstrongist independents who keep the feasts and sabbaths continue to grow in grace and knowledge while the ACoGs are stuck in the Outer Limits of the Twilight Zone with no original thoughts, continuing, as they do, pushing the negative news of the world going to hell in a handbasket, the Great Tribulation, how immoral and corrupt the United States is (while ignoring their own crimes internally).

A few of the tassels of wheat will be spared, no doubt, but what happens to the Armstrongist fields of tares is anyone's guess.

Meanwhile, the ACoG is selling handbaskets for the trip to hell and if you tithe enough, perhaps you can merit a place in the commune in the Place of Safety -- the dry desert place full of potential death, followed by the real thing.

So there.