Just when you thought Armstrongites could not get any crazier along comes another one out of the woodwork. This one comes to us based out of the Philippines. When you read through it you have to ask, is this for real or is it a parody? It is just so off base that it could be parody, especially when it starts talking about "Sweet young things" donating money. :-) Though, it is just crazy enough to attract COG members over to it!
This site claims to have been aorund since 2000. This one is unique above all others though because they claim to be neither Christian or Messianic Jews. They despise Messianic Jews as frauds and the same for Christians. Like any true Armstrongite splinter cult they know all. They are the ONE and ONLY "congregation" that follows the truth of Jesus that is wrapped up in all the useless laws of Judaism. This should appeal to the hardliner Armstrongites that try as hard as they can to be Jewish while worshiping HWA's teachings.
On September 10, 2000, Adonai Eloheinu placed in the possession of Rav Yeshua Ed a book written by J.R. Church titled ‘Hidden Prophecies in the Psalms.’ Rav Yeshua is able to decode the Sefer Tehillim better than Mr. J.R. Church on account of the prayer he asked face to face before Rabbi Yeshua that his eyes could see clearly. There are many authors of prophetic books who wrote of things they did not fully understand like Michael Drosnin of The Bible Code 2. Some people are given understanding and knowledge that many people do not have.
The New Jerusalem congregation started as a religious organization with the Key of David in its possession already. The Key of David is a key that helps us understand biblical prophecies and their fulfillments in the latter days of mankind.
I wonder if Gerald Flurry knows about this? Two crackpot Armstrongites both claiming to have The Key Of David. Only in Armstrongism!
Remember this. When you worship, worship God like what the Orthodox Jewish people are doing. Flee Christianity. Set yourself free from Messianic Judaism now. Worship God not in the same way that the born-again Christian group are doing. Even though they believe, God will not welcome them in the coming Kingdom of God.
For instance the Jewish rabbis have confused all of the believers in Jesus Christ as Notzarim or Christians and Catholics alike. They think of all the believers as Roman Catholic Church members. Christians do not follow the teachings of Jesus Christ. Christians worship God in the spirit of rebellion and idolatry. Therefore, it must be Jesus who taught the Christian people to do what they are doing in the past and in this present time, they conclude.
The New Jerusalem congregation is not a Christian congregation. Only idiot (sic) believes the words ‘congregation’ and ‘church’ are different from each other. If your group is sporting the word ‘church’ you must be Christian or if you are a congregation, you are Jewish.
The Kingdom of God is Jewish. And so are we in Kahal Yerushalayim Hachadasha (The New Jerusalem Congregation in Hebrew).You only convert once with us.
Then to appeal to a small segment of Armstrongism they get into the sacred names crap:
Rabbi Yeshua Bar El heads and leads the New Jerusalem congregation in a way the people on earth would not be able to comprehend. The righteous and knowledgeable people on earth know that this Yeshua is the son of Miriam and Yosef way back on his birth at 5 BCE.
Yeshua Ed is the Hebrew name of the administrator of the New Jerusalem congregation. The title ‘rav’ means a teacher. The Hebrew word ‘rabbi’ explicitly means ‘my teacher’ or ‘my master.’ In the New Jerusalem congregation we only have one master and that is Rabbi Yeshua Bar El a.k.a. Yeshua Ben Yosef veMiryam.
We have two entities in the New Jerusalem congregation with the Hebrew name of Yeshua. Yahshua is not the name of Jesus Christ in Hebrew even if it seems the same. But once you learned Hebrew language you will realize Jehovah is not the correct pronunciation of YHVH. Yahweh is not also the proper pronunciation of the name of God in its transliterated form. Only the uncircumcised Gentile idiots and nincompoops of this world use the names of Yahshua, Jehovah, Yehovah and Yahweh as the names of the G-d they worship. (emphasis mine)
Since their leader uses the name "Yeshua" in his title he is referred to as "Jesus". Only true truth is revealed through this lunatic. Again, this should really appeal to the Armstrongites.....
However, I do have to hand it to them for being "different" from the other COG's. This one uses Katy Perry videos in their web pages......The Seven Churches Now all we need is Rod Meredith to start using "Pet Shop Boys" on his web site......oh wait, that's too obvious....
If you are a believer in Jesus the Promised Messiah of Israel, what generation among the seven Churches do you belong to?Are you a Philadelphian or a Laodicean?Are you an Ephesians or a Smyrnians?You will now know the truth about the seven Churches of God.You need to register so you can access the true interpretation of the seven letters of Jesus to the seven Churches. But the creation of account in our website is not accessible to the public at this point. I am not in my best mood at this time. Account shall be created personally by Admin for a donation of $ 10.00 to our Paypal account.Otherwise, you wait until I finish writing the little book of Revelation.So if you want to access articles concerning the content of the Book of Revelation, contact us after you have sent your ten dollar donation. Give us your email account and we will register your e-mail address for an account in this website.A young and beautiful thing can get a free registration here. The dead and dying can also get a free registration. Simply send us your picture and we will register you personally. If we owe you money or any thing, you are entitled also for a free registration. But consider our debt paid.The Two Witnesses are also entitled for a free registration.If you donate, $ 5,000.00 to our Paypal account you can consider this website yours. Your name is going to be in the by-line of all the articles that will be created starting from the date of your donation.Shalom Aleichem to all who would land in this page!
They do have one rather LARGE character trait that sets them apart from the rest of Armstrongism. This should really make Gerald Flurry and Meredith boiling mad that they never thought of it. They have a link on their web page for people to send in "Offerings for Sin". Maybe our Yahooists can join up and tell us the details! :-)
That is what the little orange (yellow?) button is. It is a test that only the true Philadelphians can pass. A $100.00 donation means you are ready to enter the gate of righteousness where only the righteous can enter in. Please send us a note stating the amount of your sin offering for we want to know who you are. It is like, we will go through hell and high water to bring you people to the place of safety we know as Eretz Yisrael—at the border.
Entertaining, to say the least! All power to the Nincompoops!
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It may be a parody, but to me it just comes off as batshit insane. It reminds me a little of the Australian guy going on and on about the evil Christmas tree.
"A young and beautiful thing can get a free registration here. The dead and dying can also get a free registration...The Two Witnesses are also entitled for a free registration."
Fast-forward one month...
"Two Witnesses no longer entitled for free registrations, since we have already 26 pairs registered. Also, we registered too many dead people. First they say witness, then try to register exact same email address now saying they are dead. Like pool of Bethesda, 'early bird gets worm from Rabbi Yeshua Bar El.' Good luck next time. Plenty more room for more pretty young things though."
It is a test that only the true Philadelphians can pass.
Nonsense.
It is a test that only Laodoceans who are rich and increased in goods and have need of nothing could pass.
I'll settle for a prayer wheel! Give it a spin and presto, all my prayers as to sin and my want's are resolved!
Hell with giving them money. God can't handle money. He is like the bankers, a money junkie! He can never get enough!
Speaking of bankers, when was it when Jesus got really pissed off and became violent?
The answer: When He ran into the money changers at the temple. Those whores who traded goods for money within the temple which represented God's house.
King James 2000 Bible:
"And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the money changers, and the seats of them that sold doves..."
Found on their website:
"Fireworks [Katy Perry] video shows us who and where the True Church of God really is..."
If Katy Perry is viewed as some sort of prophetess, with revelation from God in her videos, what do they think of the "I kissed a girl and I liked it" video?
They also believe in kabbalah. And Armstrong too! Quite a mix of crazies. You know, you really can't make this stuff up.
Is this Donna's cult she is mixed up with?
Is it really a parody or are these people really nuts? The Philippines has produced some real crackpot Armstrongites over the years.
"I wonder if Gerald Flurry knows about this? Two crackpot Armstrongites both claiming to have The Key Of David."
No one said there CAN"T be a Church of God keyCHAIN! doi
M.T.Keychains
"The dead and dying can also get a free registration."
LOL! Sounds like some carney looking for marks that will leave their possessions to them soon.
But I wonder how the dead could sign up.
I can just imagine the letter- "Hello, I am dead and would like to take advantage of your offer of free registration for dead people..."
Norm
Katy Perry huh?!
Yep her Hot n Cold song would tell us a helluva lot about the bi-polar--or "Laodicean" as they'd put it--mindset that's taken hold of these churches "of God"--so called--even from the very beginning with their founding father, HWA, for sure!--changing their minds all the time, never able to stick with this group or know for certain if that doctrine is correct!!
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