When prophets lie doesn't scripture say that people are not to follow them? Even one little lie is enough to invalidate everything the prophet says. Is Dave a lair?
The same incredibly boring web site is still up:
Instead of this astonishing and mind boggling new version:
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Hey! The New Super-Duper Web Site is On!!! You all are just impatient. Cunning, now they will know who's reading. . . Members get ready for a suspension or the most dreaded DF. . . Venish had his coming, anyone saw his web site? He promised he won't spill the beans, but still he did. It's all about nepotism, narcissism and other isms. . . It's all about the salary? Really, you mean all this is about the money? Aren't it supposed to be God's money for the edifying of the saints?
Has anyone's mind been boggled yet?
Norm
PS : Are there super duper pictures of Davey in tight shorts that show his boggles?
Never ascribe Satan's attacks to something which can be explained by incompetence.
The front page of his New Super-Duper Web Site has "YOU LACK PACK, JACK! written in huge bold letters.
And there's a picture of Davey with tight shorts on, with the text, "Click on Davey's boggles to enter site."
And, "If you're ready only for the milk and not the meat, click and drag the cow-milking apparatus to place it on Davey's nipples"
Norm
Can someone make a Davey Dress-up site?
http://tinyurl.com/Dave-Pack-in-drag
Oh, crap. The new site is up, and now my eyes have been anointed. Now I see that only Apostle Dave is the One True Holy End-Time Apostle, the Boss Of The Two Witnesses, the One To Whom We Must 'Send It All In' and the Webmaster Of The World's #1 Religious Website.
I must repent of all my previous slander. Obviously, RCG must be the One True Church.
...at least until I check out The Mormon Church, which actually has an attractive site filled with uplifting content presented in a user-friendly manner. Next to Mormon.org, poor Davey's site looks like the slightly-buffed-up rantings of a paranoid schizophrenic, sort of an Armstrongite Time Cube.
Better luck next time, Davey!
Hold on, Anon...
Remember, Dave SeePack's caveat is that he qualifies his statements by calling his site the world's largest biblically based website. Gets him off the hook with all other denominations, which he would claim are not biblically based, at all.
Ah, semantics! The chief weapon of the COGs.
Remember, Dave SeePack's caveat is that he qualifies his statements by calling his site the world's largest biblically based website. Gets him off the hook with all other denominations, which he would claim are not biblically based, at all.
Wrong! Pack claimed in his 7/13 press release that the redesign is "eclipsing all other religious sites!"
He wrote "religious" -- not "biblically based" -- which makes him a PANTS ON FIRE liar!
Well, "eclipsing" and "largest" are two different references, but I get your point. He's clearly addicted to hyperbole.
Can a house divided against itself survive? Why would Satan attack something that he obiously continues to inspire? This particular ACOG is completely devoid of Christian behavior and attitude.
BB
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