Our favorite self-appointed Church of God prophet has been searching the bottom of his barrel of swill to discover a NEW biblical understanding that NO ONE in the Church of God has ever understood before.
It has to be pretty rough knowing you possess a mind that is so magnificent that no one in the history of Christianity has ever been able to interpret the Bible such as our Great Bwana of Africa and of 100 Caucasians does. Preordained by God when he was creating the foundations of the world, our Great Bwana to Africa and to 100 Caucasians was selected out of all humanity to rise up in the perilous end times to preach a final warning to the world. That has to be a heavy burden if it were true.
Sadly this is all a creation of his deluded mind starting in the early 2000s when delusions of grandeur started playing with his mind. Those delusions have caused him to say some of the most outlandish and unbiblical things ever. Of course, some of those unbiblical things being said come from the fact he has had no real training in the Bible, hermeneutics, or eschatology. Cherry-picking for sure, but not in Bible learning.
That all brings us to today where he has interpreted Daniel 12:4
Now, there are several biblical prophecies I believe are supportive of the existence of computers and apparently AI in this age. Notice something from the Hebrews scriptures, also known as the Old Testament:
4 … Daniel, shut up the words, and seal the book until the time of the end; many shall run to and fro, and knowledge shall increase. (Daniel 12:4)
Computers, followed by the internet and smart cellular telephones, have helped fulfill the above.
Proof-texting Bwana Bob seems to ignore the numerous studies that have shown how smartphones have dumbed down people. That is part of the reason some few have fallen for the lies of Bwana Bob. Uneducated in Biblical topics they fall for the doom and gloom scare tactics of the Great Bwana. They see the world falling apart around them and they gravitate to his lunacy.
As the Great BWana to Africa and 100 Caucaisns has mentioned before, he sees artificial intelligence as a direct threat against this superfantabulous ministry, and of his own self. The Great Bwana to Africa and 100 Caucasians sees the Beast rising up using it and then directing its minions to use Ai to imitate Bwana Bob and make him say all kinds of bad things through the Ai. The narcissism runs deep in this one! No Ai ever needs to worry about initiating Bwana Bob and making him say outlandish things. He already does that on his own!
The Apostle Paul warned the following related to the last days:
1 But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come … 13 … evil men and impostors will grow worse and worse, deceiving and being deceived. (2 Timothy 3:1,13)
AI looks to be part of that.
Bwana Bob is also the Great Waffle Maker of the Chruch of God. Notice how he waffles around in the next quote:
The following New Testament scriptures support the view that to some degree, advanced computer software, which may or may not be considered as ‘artificial intelligence,’ will be used by the coming European Beast of the Sea dictator (Revelation 13:1-10) as well as his Beast of the Earth (Revelation 13:11) accomplice:
11 Then I saw another beast coming up out of the earth, and he had two horns like a lamb and spoke like a dragon. 12 And he exercises all the authority of the first beast in his presence, and causes the earth and those who dwell in it to worship the first beast, whose deadly wound was healed.
13 He performs great signs, so that he even makes fire come down from heaven on the earth in the sight of men. 14 And he deceives those who dwell on the earth by those signs which he was granted to do in the sight of the beast, telling those who dwell on the earth to make an image to the beast who was wounded by the sword and lived.15 He was granted power to give breath to the image of the beast, that the image of the beast should both speak and cause as many as would not worship the image of the beast to be killed.
16 He causes all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their foreheads, 17 and that no one may buy or sell except one who has the mark or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.18 Here is wisdom. Let him who has understanding calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man: His number is 666. (Revelation 13:11-18)
Bwana Bob needs to set his captives free in Africa, since most are associating with other Sabbatarian groups anyway, and tell his 100 Caucasians to go learn about Jesus instead of his teachings. He then needs to devote his time to his business and his family. Spreading heretical pseudo-Christian lies does no one any good.
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Actually, Crackpot Bob is mentioned in scripture too...
Matthew 24:11 ESV /
And many false prophets will arise and lead many astray.
Deuteronomy 18:20-22 ESV
But the prophet who presumes to speak a word in my name that I have not commanded him to speak, or who speaks in the name of other gods, that same prophet shall die.’ And if you say in your heart, ‘How may we know the word that the Lord has not spoken?’— when a prophet speaks in the name of the Lord, if the word does not come to pass or come true, that is a word that the Lord has not spoken; the prophet has spoken it presumptuously. You need not be afraid of him.
Jeremiah 14:14 ESV /
And the Lord said to me: “The prophets are prophesying lies in my name. I did not send them, nor did I command them or speak to them. They are prophesying to you a lying vision, worthless divination, and the deceit of their own minds.
"our Great Bwana to Africa and to 100 Caucasians"
the waffling wunderkind
Were you dropped on your head as an infant Bob? Do you realize how foolish you sound? You cannot simply read your ideas into Scripture, even with the plethora of ubiquitous possibly, maybe, perhaps thrown in so you won't get tossed into the bad place!
Bob, please understand something. You claim to be a prophet and a man of God. Were that true, you would be constantly aware of the shoulders on which you stand. The church fathers and all the genuine Biblical giants and theologians who came before you, over the past 2,000 years. But you seem to be either unaware of how Christians have understood the totality of Scripture to inform our beliefs or you think these men were dead wrong and should be utterly ignored, in which case you have proven for all to see that you started your own man-made religion, just like HWA. You stand on their shoulders and you spit on them, out of your outrageous pride, arrogance and particularly your embarrassing ignorance. HWAs 6 month still in the public library looks like a full blown Masters in Divinity/Theology compared to your grasp of Scripture.
Get your theological ducks in a row my tiny one, because you will be held responsible for all of this. Both for yourself and those poor 100 people who are foolish enough to believe you. But don't worry, you can all use your smartphones to brag to one and other when you're in the bad place...for eternity. Gosh, you're a fool.
Sorry, Bob. The Bible may possibly mention smartphones and AI, but it clearly warns against waffle makers.
Fans of BI, however, may want to debate whether a Belgian Waffle Maker is a sign of the tribe of Asher.
Based on this amazing discovery, Thomas Edison was propheaied in the Bible.
And Benjamin Franklin.
And Sir Isaac Newton. (Who actually wrote a Bible commentary.)
And, I suppose, Merv Griffin - for creating "Jeopardy."
This is one of the principal problems with Armstrongism. Herb and his followers are obsessed with reading our present reality into the ancient texts of the Bible - it's almost a compulsion. The truth is that there are a lot of things that didn't make it into Scripture (e.g. The United States, Great Britain, computers, artificial intelligence, tanks, nuclear weapons, sexual orientation, genetic science, etc.), but that won't stop Bob and his ilk from trying to find them there!
Knowledge shall increase.
Specifically predicted the printing press, which was invented to make Herbert's bookets available to the world.
Specifically predicted the radio and the Radio Church of God.
Specifically predicted color TV and The World Ahead broadcast.
Specifically predicted the Web and Pack's annoying Web ads.
Specifically predicted the invention of vegetable based inks.
Specifically predicted cuneform tablets (the forerunner of Apple Tablets).
Specifically predicted assembly languages, JavaScript and WordPress.
Specifically predicted the end of religion.
Specifically predicted that the Work of Armstrongism will keep growing and growing.
Specificaly predicted that Bob will repent.
Specifically predicted ... whatever you want to say it did.
Ya know, some eccentric people are kinda cool and exciting to be around. I've always looked forward to opportunities to have such people in my life. Bob is without a doubt quite eccentric, but in the most repulsive ways possible. I can't for the life of me understand why someone would aspire to be the prince of a total sh!t religion!!! And to infect it with even more uncool stuff! If I were "that guy", I would be filled with deep loathing, and embarrassed about nearly everything I said! The fact that he, instead, actually thrives on it, says a mouthful.
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