Cursing has undeniably become more prevalent in today’s society, permeating conversations, movies, books, and even news. Blasphemy, in particular, gets Bwana Bob’s sacred knickers in a twist.
As usual, he leans on outdated 1969 WCG literature to prop up his arguments.
Unable to write anything original, he has to pull this out of old Worldwide Church of God literature. He continues:
This all builds to what truly twists Bwana Bob’s sacred knickers: blasphemy against him as a self-proclaimed prophet and true minister of God. Questioning or challenging his teachings? That’s blasphemy in his book!
How dare anyone criticize the holy prophet of God! Bad boys and girls!
It’s not blasphemy to speak out, expose, or criticize the Great Bwana Bob. Bob is no minister of God—he self-appointed himself after a questionable "double blessing" from Gaylyn Bonjour, who had zero intention of ordaining Bob to launch a rebellious splinter group against the Living Church of God. Calling him out as a liar and false prophet isn’t blasphemy.
At most, criticizing him is a half-hearted sin of blasphemy. Honestly, how foolish is this self-important twit?
Contradict Bob and you blaspheme God.
And, how can we forget women, those grievous blasphemers!
Don't worry about criticizing Bwana Bob. You are not criticizing God when you do so. Continue to call him out as the fraud he is.
5 comments:
The glory days are over Bob.
You can’t resurrect them.
And no one has heard of you or knows you or your ‘church’.
And you are No Prophet.
Vanity all is vanity, so says the preacher………………………………….
Read the Old Testament, Bob! God's prophets don't call themselves prophets; they speak prophecy and utter "Thus saith the LORD" before they do so. By the standards of the Old Testament, to call Bob a prophet is either blasphemy or mental illness.
These COGlodyte ministurds are the blasphemers! They are the ones who presumptuously take on titles for themselves, using fake degrees to puff themselves up (including non-accredited Embarrassing College degrees,) distorting, and shoehorning prophecy to make it appear to mean what it was never intended to mean, and in general diligently applying themselves to co-opting your salvation!
In the immortal words of Sonny Barger, "Phucque 'em!" Rock n roll, Baby!
BB
NRSVCE
“So whenever you give alms, do not sound a trumpet before you, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, so that they may be praised by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward."
Why won’t anyone pay attention to me?!
AKA
The life and times of Bob Thiel
Chapter One
Once upon a time a man, nay a prophet was doubly blessed by a minister in a former association and through one request for a double portion of the Holy Spirit a prophet came forth!
Was he the resurrection of HWA?
NO!
He had a curtain backdrop, a doctorate from a Trinitarian degree mill, and a health food store standing proudly against science and reason.
Dr. Bob lives by a tongue twister that he read while in Spokesman’s club because like Moses ..
He supposes (maybe, might, could, and if)..
He supposes erroneously
For Moses (aka Bobby)
He knows his toes (aka prophecies)
are not roses (correct, factual, falsifiable)
as Moses (AKA Bobby)supposes his toes
(prophesies) to be.
If only Bob and Pack could form a human centipede because they both talk shit and eat it with every failed prophecy they create.
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