News Flash: Jesus Christ Returns December 19, 2025
Despite his waning health, David C. Pack continues to seek the prophetic golden pot at the end of his malarkey rainbow. During "The Greatest Untold Story! (Part 601)" on October 11, 2025, the Pastor General of The Restored Church of God teased that he knew the date we had all been waiting for, even though the brethren were at the Feast of Tabernacles already disappointed that the Kingdom to Israel did not begin on October 6 as Dave previously taught.
Displaying inexplicable confidence during Part 602 on October 18, Dave admitted he was "all in" on the new date for the arrival of the Kingdom, which is now finally, definitely, and certainly at the moment of sunset in Jerusalem on Friday, December 19, 2025, which begins Kislev 30. This biblical fact is now inarguable and can never be defeated. Ahem.
This 7-minute video is a "David C. Pack's Greatest Hits" for foolish self-assurance, unwavering bravado, and a case study of the depths of human self-delusion.
For those who can no longer stand the sound of his voice or lack the patience to endure a 7-minute video at 1.5x speed, here are some doozy quotes that will surely not age well in the lead-up to December 19, 2025.
- "The only way I could be dissuaded...is if God or Gabriel spoke from heaven with an oracle to tell me otherwise."
- "It's the inevitable day we would learn which day can delay no further and be sure that we have it right."
- "It's impossible, it's impossible, impossible, impossible that we're wrong."
- "This is the day I and we have waited for."
- "... there's no way it's wrong this time. [chuckles] No way."
- "I'm gonna prove absolutely, unequivocally, it has to be this year."
- "It's as unbreakable as a diamond... If anyone doubts Kislev 30 and December 19th, rouse yourself."
- "...or God ended the book of Daniel teasing us."
- "I couldn't possibly ever offer another date in their place. Could never be done. I'm absolutely all in on this date. Period. Our official position is that if all of that can be wrong, we can never know when either Kingdom arrives."
- “Only an oracle from God or Gabriel or Christ could change my mind.”
It will take something far less than this to change his mind, such as a sneaking suspicion or when Dave is mildly uncomfortable.
Some of these quotes should sound familiar because David C. Pack has been repeating them since 2013. The brethren of The Restored Church of God should know better, but they willfully choose blindness because facing the truth about the human idol they worship is too horrific to face.
Pastor General David C. Pack is a blaspheming, hypocritical liar, a false teacher, a false apostle, and a false prophet. He will be the last person in the room to realize he will never be correct about the return of Jesus Christ because God is not motivating him to teach such things, and the Holy Spirit does not guide his thinking.
In the coming weeks, Dave will get "suspicious" and "uncomfortable" about Kislev 30 and pivot to some other date for other reasons. David C. Pack's 136th failure will not tarry. Wait for it because THAT will surely come.
Marc Cebrian

1 comment:
"Only an oracle from God or Gabriel or Christ could change my mind."
Come December 19, Dave will declare that an oracle or Gabriel or Christ gave him a new date, and the dumb sheep will sit there all happy-clappy at the latest news.
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