Tuesday, November 25, 2025

Crackpot Prophet: It Got Hot In Israel The Other Day - A Sure Sign Of The End Times! Oh Noes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



God's most highly favored prophet to the Churches of God really got hot under the collar the other day, freaking out over a tiny little heat wave in Israel and immediately interpreting it as a surefire sign of the end times. Crackpot Bwana Bob fails to realize that Jerusalem and most of Israel sit on the same latitude lines as Los Angeles and the West Coast of California. Israel boasts a Mediterranean environment just like Central and Southern California do. Heck, we even share a ton of the same plants and crops as Israel.

Just as we endure heat waves here in Southern California during this time of year, Israel does too. It's nothing for us to hit 80-90°F while the rest of the country is freezing its butt off. Shush! Don't let our resident crackpot prophet in on this little secret!

Israel, just like the United States, has its fair share of crackpot rabbis and religious teachers—much like how the US and the Churches of God are blessed with crackpot prophets and assorted crazy religious nutcases.

God's most highly favored Crackpot Prophet scours the depths of the internet long and hard to unearth weird news that sends his brain into wild hysterics, usually over total nothingburgers.

This time, he quoted some nutjob from Israel365News, where a religious fanatic was losing it over a recent heatwave in Israel that had people flocking to the beaches. This loon equated the heat to Bible prophecy, and Crackpot Bob started slobbering in ecstasy.

The Israel Meteorological Service reported that Friday marked the single hottest late November day in Israel’s 77-year history as a nation. The heat wave persisted through the weekend, with temperatures across the country running 10°C (18°F) above seasonal averages. … 

The Bible repeatedly uses natural phenomena—drought, abundance, storm, and calm—as instruments of divine communication. When the expected patterns shift, when the seasons themselves seem confused, it demands attention. … 

Heat waves are hinted at in Isaiah as part of a Messiah-age healing process: 

And the light of the moon shall become like the light of the sun, and the light of the sun shall become sevenfold, like the light of the seven days, when Hashem binds up His people’s wounds and heals the injuries it has suffered. Isaiah 30:26 … 

Conversely, the Talmud in Nedarim 8b describes a form of global warming as a punishment, … Reish Lakish states: “In the future (in messianic times) there will be no Gehennom. Rather, God will remove the sun from its sheath; the righteous will be cured by it, and the wicked will be judged by it.” Pre-Messiah Heat Wave Shatters Israel’s 83-Year Temperature Records

This caused Bwana Bob to chime in with:

Yes, God does send messages using weather. These weather issues should serve as a wake-up call. The Bible is clear that God controls the weather and various calamities, but wants people to heed His prophets:

6… If there is calamity in a city, will not the Lord have done it? 7 Surely the Lord God does nothing, Unless He reveals His secret to His servants the prophets. (Amos 3:6-7) The Bible tells of weather-related blessings for obedience and weather-related curses for disobedience. 

Weather is not as random as many people seem to want to believe.

And he keeps going with this gem:

8 Then the fourth angel poured out his bowl on the sun, and power was given to him to scorch men with fire. 9 And men were scorched with great heat, and they blasphemed the name of God who has power over these plagues; and they did not repent and give Him glory. (Revelation 16:8-9) 

But, the above prophecy is for several years into the future–we are not too near that yet. But I believe that this will happen in the 21st century. 

The Bible shows:

30 God … commands all men everywhere to repent (Acts 17:30 And weather problems are one tool that God uses to urge people to repent (cf. Haggai 2:17; Amos 4:7-12). But most will not. Nor will most Christians as they should (cf. Revelation 3:14-18).

Now, if everyone would just repent and join the one true Philadelphian Church of God, they could all flee to Petra at the correct time and spend 3½ years of eternal bliss listening to Bwana Bob preach in the great amphitheaters of Petra. Oh, joy!

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's evidence of a competing end time. But, the ACOGs are quasi-Republican, so don't believe in that.

DennisCDiehl said...

We've covered this 10 times Bob. NO, God does not "try to tell us something" by using weather. You're living in the Bronze Age. We are now in the INFORMATION AGE. Go seek ye what that means. While both Baal and Yahweh were originally storm gods with Baal controlling weather along the Phoenician coast and Yahweh the weather inland, they both have been replaced with low pressure systems.

BP8 said...

Just another example of how religious zealots and climate alarmist are operating on the same false script!

Anonymous said...

It’s rainy over there now, quite hard in some places. Will our twatwaffle claim the rain is prophetic?

Terry A. Nelson said...

Dr Pastor Bob Thiel as big Evans and Radson call him really needs to have a very sceptical mindset when it comes to the real truth coming out of CCOG Africa - hopefully someday he'll realize all the Millions, say 2 + or more that he has given to these fake Ministers in the last 10 plus years has given the CCOG nothing, but fake reports, no land, no church buildings, no real members. It's all fake reports to milk the White Prophet of millions, all the while he is really supporting Corruption, Adultery , Witchdoctors and Witchcraft. Bob should really consult the Leading men of other Cogs to investigate on his behalf. He had me and Sasha, but refused to accept the truth, so sad indeed. Bob if you haven't love of the truth, your a lost puppy. I think you really know what's going on, but you have to be Man enough to admit you were wrong about Africa and you thinking your a Prophet. Please consider what Roderick C. Meredith told you and so many others. Terry Nelson. Hope of Israel Worldwide church of god

Anonymous said...

This post reminds me of the time two Mormon missionaries knocked at my door just after I had returned from living in Israel for two years. In our conversation they stated that it doesn’t snow in Israel. Well I had news for them. We are heading into the rainy season there now, and it gets very cold, and surprisingly Jerusalem can get snow. And I can still remember the sand storms that would blow in from Arabia and covered everything in a reddish fine dust/sand. I was living north of Jerusalem at the time. Yes gets as hot as, but winters are freezing too. Yes Israel has its share of nut job prophets rabbis evangelicals etc etc etc. But Armstrongites out do them all, lol.

Terry A. Nelson said...

Anyway- this stuff Bob writes about is pointless as he needs to fix his own issues and stop funding Evil and Witchdoctors, it's so stupid- nobody is going to take him or anything the CCOG stands for seriously. At least Mainstream Churches of the world aren't funding the Evil he's supporting and God is going to support them over blatant Corruption and Witchcraft that Bob is sugar coating with his know it all attitude, as the late Roderick C Meredith pointed out.

NO2HWA said...

Yep, they have the same cold and snow that we get here, though our snow is in the mountains and rarely ever makes it down here, though it has happened. Jafa was on the news this morning with torrential rains. We have had torrential rains lately here, too. You never hear numbnuts claiming it is some divine retribution, particularly when it rains in his central coast region.

From December - February, we can get down to freezing, but the daytime will heat up to 60-70's. Our trees do not change color till the end of November to mid-December until we get the really cold temps.

R.L. said...

Has PCG ever blamed a southern California heat wave on 1979? It has with plenty of other unusual "natural disasters."

Byker Bob said...

The funny thing is, Terry, he'd probably try to tell us that rock n roll or the blues are pagan because of the African rhythms which are used!

BB

Anonymous said...

Bob's hot flash, caused by maniacal changes in the brain........

Anonymous said...

The beach looks cool, but I'd have to say from the picture that surfing conditions in the Mediterranean Sea look to be lousy!