Samuel Kitchen, the self-appointed Last Guardian of the One True Faith™(eat your heart out, Bob Thiel!), valiantly spammed Steve Myers and Aaron Dean with yet another batch of "loving correction" emails during the Feast of Tabernacles. Our heroic lone prophet is desperately trying to save their poor apostate souls by commanding them to abandon that wicked, heretical United Church of God and come groveling back to the real Worldwide Church of God—you know, the one that now exists entirely in Samuel's spare bedroom and his unassailable ego.
He's graciously offering them one final chance to see the light (i.e., his light), repent of their filthy compromise, and rejoin the only remnant that he alone has kept pure and unsullied lo these many years.
The humility is just radiating off the screen.
And bless his heart, it appears Aaron Dean is finally starting to get a wee bit irked with Samuel's nonstop, messianic nagging that he ditch UCG and come home to the "true church" (population: Samuel + three other lost souls).
How dare Aaron not immediately fall to his knees in gratitude! The nerve.
I appreciate your zeal and desire to do what is right, but sometimes it seems misplaced. Be careful in making anything man sets up, even though God allows and used it at some point, to make us not see, or perhaps reject something he may have planned. As Paul said, We see through a glass darkly. He will make it clear when the time is right. We must subject our opinions to the truths of the bible, and then we can watch it all happen as he fulfills the prophecies.
Samuel's frustrations were leveled mostly towards Steve Myers, and it was not kind:
But ye are departed out of the way; ye have caused many to stumble at the law; ye have corrupted the covenant of Levi, saith the Lord of hosts.Therefore have I also made you contemptible and base before all the people, according as ye have not kept my ways, but have been partial in the law.(Malachi 2:8-9)
What does that mean? It means your ministry is null and void, because you reject the Lord thy God, he rejects you.That’s why I cry over you Mr Meyers. Your ministry is severed from the Head of the Church Jesus Christ! You did it.
My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge: because thou hast rejected knowledge, I will also reject thee, that thou shalt be no priest to me: seeing thou hast forgotten the law of thy God, I will also forget thy children.”(Hosea 4:6)“I marvel that ye are so soon removed from him that called you into the grace of Christ unto another gospel:“Which is not another; but there be some that trouble you, and would pervert the gospel of Christ.“But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed.“As we said before, so say I now again, if any man preach any other gospel unto you than that ye have received, let him be accursed.(Galatians 1:6-9)
You now have a double curse on you by the Living God! For preaching contrary to the doctrine which you have learned, to pervert the gospel.Mr Armstrong at one conference, in one audio, doubled that in the name of Jesus Christ! Wow unto you sir!Scripture is clear. And Mr Armstrong faithfully preached God’s Word. And since he is your superior, or was(since you have now no ministry with Jesus Christ), he has given the good report and faithful witness.This entire interaction, I fear, was God bringing this out for Mr Dean to see. I am passing this along to him. Death is not a light thing. Korah challenged God and his “one man”. So did Ananias and Saphirra.(Acts 5)You tried to rope Mr Dean into your blasphemy, and heresy, and apostasy. God have mercy on you if He so wills it, because that so despicable. It’s a wrong spirit. Demonic. Antichrist.I hate to write these things, because I yearn that you return unto God and repent and believe God. But in accordance to God’s Word, I have to.It’s heartbreaking, and I don’t wish harm. But Christ has spoken. It is bound in heaven. The scripture already reveals it.In Jesus Christ’s name,Samuel W Kitchen
24 comments:
We are surely all insane. Some more so than others.
From politics to religion, all have spawned their share of lunacy.
And look at the Armstrong movement. Divided and at loggerheads with each other, competing for the few crumbs available of the pie that was left with the implosion of wwcog. Outside observers looking in on this movement would just shake their heads in unbelief. Kitchens words simply magnify the sense of disgust so many of us have with this near dead rotting corpse of Armstrongism and its advocates.
This is part of a pattern associated with Sam's pathology. He is now becoming destructive. This was totally predictable!
This entire thing with Samuel and the UCG is getting really sick and creepy! It i no wonder his brother broke ties with Samuel and went with UCG. If I were Dave Myers and Aaron Dean, I would be wary of Samuel. He has the potential now to be dangerous. He is cracking under the stress of self-delusion over all of this church nonsense. He has no more preserved WCG than my cat is the anti-Christ - though he comes pretty close at times.
This is sadly the legacy of the church for those who become fringe believers, and that is what Samuel is. He is so far off the charts that he has now become delusional and psychotic.
Herbert Armstrong would have kicked Samuel's ass to the curb so fast he would not know what hit him. He is everything HWA himself warned about.
When I attended services in the old WCG, I noticed that some come to church so that they could have a holiday from reality. These laid low in their workplace since people defended themselves, but at services they were like roaring lions, abusing many around them. So I'm not surprised that there are attempts to resurrect HWA's church.
"Scripture is clear. And Mr Armstrong faithfully preached God’s Word."
The experts cannot even agree on what God's word is.
Who is Steve Myers?
Myers is a UCG minister and a presenter on their TV program, and I think on the Councel of Elders
I've already said it, but I'll say it again: this is not going to end well. Samuel is delusional and suffering from a mental health issue. Aaron might want to educate himself about restraining orders and learn how to apply one, just in case Sam doesn't get the message and backs off. I could see him showing up on Aaron's doorstep soon......
I am sorry, Gary - UCG doubleagent ministurd pimp article/speech writer that I apparently am, I should have placed Myers.
In addition, he heads UCG Ministerial Services. But since Aaron Dean isn't really a Pastor, I don't think he's Dean's boss.
Was this a direct cut&paste?
Did he really misspell Myers name and say “wow unto you sir”? Is that a curse or a compliment? If a curse, did he curse the right person?
Declaring another human being worthy of death is distasteful, but as long as it remains an abstract theological exercise it should be mostly harmless. The danger enters when someone begins to consider himself worthy to carry out the death sentence. Myers and Dean should look seriously into obtaining restraining orders against this unstable Kitchen.
š¤£š¤£š¤£ he definitely did. Wow unto you!!!! Sam is potentially retarded. It makes for funny reading but it’s very sad. He’s stuck in his delusional world and no one will ever listen. I worry that one day he will snap. H
Dean should have nipped Kitchen's fantasy in the bud months ago, but he decided not to and let it build.
This blog also to blame with it's Ai mock up photos as post headline adverts, always flattering Dean's ego and keeping themselves in the joke on Kitchen and Dean"s "goodbooks" at the same time.
Now Kitchen has included Myers in his unhealthy fantasy and brazenly writes about curses.
Not a wise situation and this blog thrives on building up hostility and hatred towards others. You only have to look at the recent hate filled comments by RSK to see this blog is about abuse.
“You now have a double curse on you by the Living God!”
I’d definitely be like this! lol
https://youtu.be/YWmIlGQmuvU?t=2m16s
Sam, you are a laughingstock and every time you post insanity like this you make yourself a fool. For your own sake, stop doing this, it’s pathetic and sad. And seriously, you really can’t spell, can you? It seems like you get called a retard at least once every post. That should be a sign. Wow unto you!
“You now have a double curse on you by the Living God!”
The Living God cursed Terry Ratzmann to shoot his enemies. Dean and Myers need to be worried instead about the UCG God or maybe the COGWA God.
“The Ballad of Sam Kitchen’s Holy Bitchin’”
There once was a fellow named Sammy Kitchen,
Whose hobby—no shock—was religious bitchin’.
He’d stomp ‘round town with prophetic flair,
Like a televangelist with too much hair.
Sam ranted of visions, omens, signs,
End-times charts, and crooked lines.
He’d shout, “REPENT!” at squirrels and crows,
And once tried baptizing a garden hose.
But his favorite pastime—his pride! his joy!—
Was choosing a target to spiritually annoy.
First came Aaron Dean, poor unsuspecting lad,
Who Sam declared “theologically bad!”
Sam raged so loud the rafters shook—
The town called it “Sam’s Religious Kook-A-Palooza Cook-Book.”
But when that feud finally cooled to mild,
Sam needed a new prophet to make reviled.
Enter Steve Meyers, fresh as dawn—
Sam latched on like a televangelist pawn.
“HERESY!” he bellowed, “BLASPHEMY TOO!”
Though no one knew what Steve did (or who).
He marched through town in sandals worn,
Preaching like an apocalyptic foghorn.
Folks whispered softly, “Bless his heart…
…his brain’s a few scriptures short of a chart.”
Still Sam keeps ranting, day and night,
Holy fury at full flight.
And the town just sighs, “Here we go again—
Sam’s rewriting Revelations with a ballpoint pen.”
So raise a toast to Sam the Loud,
The self-anointed prophet of the overly-proud,
Whose pious tantrums, wild and rich,
Make heaven chuckle at his holy bitch.
Dean's position, character, and reputation present certain limitations on his ability to effectively respond to Sam. See, if it were me, I'd send Sam a selfie of me, enraged, and shooting Sam "the bird". (Johnny Cash style!) Or clean Tabby's litterbox and FEDEX the byproducts to him. Maybe publish a few AI fakes (hat tip to the paranoid Bob Thiel). I wouldn't stop until Sam abandoned all hope. You know, don't play fair, play to win! Youse got's ta defend yerseff, ya know?
Sam is lucky that the victim he is spiritually stalking is a pacifist!
Get lost you weirdo..... Dean should say.
If Steve Myers has a double curse on him, why is he making so much money as a high ranking minister? (Or so I assume).
Because like all good politicians, he lied and connived his way into that position (and to make all that money).
I put your song to music and posted it on my Facebook wall. I embellished and added some verses. I laughed a lot.
https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1ZddQt6Yko/?mibextid=wwXIfr
Little Sammy thinks he is so super-religious and holy, using all that archaic English words. He could be even more super-holy if he had written his letter in Hebrew.
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