Thursday, February 12, 2026

Don Billingsley Predicts a Fun 2026!



2026 promises to be an absolute blast of a year, according to the ever-reliable Don Billingsley. Who needs boring old normalcy when you can have apocalyptic excitement?

Just a friendly tip: steer clear of those highways, brethren! The moment those divine instructions drop to hightail it to the airports and snag your one-way ticket to Petra, it's going to be pure, unadulterated chaos. Picture this: highways gridlocked with desperate drivers, airports on full standby with hundreds of planes lined up like obedient little soldiers, all ready to whisk the select members off to safety in Jordan while the rest of the world burns.

Imagine the scene at the terminals: people clawing, fighting, and probably straight-up killing each other just to board one of those precious flights as bombs rain down overhead. Screams, shoving, luggage flying—total Mad Max meets end-times rapture fantasy. And yet, the Armstrongites somehow never quite factor in the minor detail that the rest of humanity might not politely step aside for their exclusive evacuation party.  They see everything as normal until they depart the runways of the airports, then all hell breaks loose.

Here we are in February 2026, and—surprise, surprise—the highways are still drivable, the airports aren't running a secret COG shuttle service to Petra, and the bombs aren't falling (yet?). If this is the "fun" apocalypse Don Billingsley prophesied, it seems the divine evacuation memo got lost in the mail. Maybe next year they'll update the timeline... again. Until then, I'll keep my calendar clear for something a little less dramatic—like, say, a quiet cup of coffee. Way fewer casualties that way.

Don writes: 

The 9th of Av, Tisha b'Avcommemorates a list of catastrophes so severe that it's clearly a day set aside by God for suffering. The following momentous years are for the United States, beginning in this end time with the year 2026. End of quote.

Within the next few short years, possibly three years, it will bring about the closure of the curse, the 9th of Av, Tisha b'Av, when America and Britain will no longer exist as nations.

May God have mercy on the people who live in those nations.

Just before Germany launches a blitzkrieg attack on America, the chosen people of God are directed to prepare their minds to leave their homes and board flights to Jerusalem. Jeremiah 51:50 “You who have escaped the sword, get away! Get away! Do not stand still! Remember the LORD afar off and let Jerusalem come to your mind.”

There will be little time to flee, for at that time the highways and airways will become desolate:

Isaiah 33:8 The highways lie waste; the traveling man ceases.

Just before this takes place, the people of God will have boarded passenger planes with Jerusalem as their destination.

2 comments:

R.L. said...

For those who want to mark secular calendars, Tisha b'Av this year is on Thursday, July 23, per Chabad.org.

Anonymous said...

Isn't this the same Don Billingsley who in two previous presidential elections prophesied that Hillary Clinton would become U.S. President? Nothing to see here, move along...