Wednesday, February 18, 2026

The Zerubbabel Work of the Kitchen Family is Now Part of the Sacred Timeline of Worldwide Church of God History


Oh wow, guys, brace yourselves— we've all been living a massive lie for decades about the One True Church. The sacred, divinely-inspired timeline? Completely fabricated. Total fraud. Mind blown.

Time to toss those pathetic counterfeit Zerubbabels in the trash where they belong: Bob Thiel with his little African fan club, Gerald Flurry and his creepy stone obsession, Dave Pack and his never-ending story, and—wait for it—the other guy who's also definitely not the real Zerubbabel. Amateur hour, all of them.

We clearly need to fall on our faces in gut-wrenching repentance for our icy, Laodicean hearts and sprint back to the actual place where Christ has finally, mercifully decided to slap His name. Forget the sad also-rans in Oklahoma and Ohio. Iowa, baby. Iowa is the promised land now. Who knew?

Any day now, they're going to unearth that holy rock little Herb clambered up as a toddler in the Hawkeye State. It's probably buried under a cornfield, glowing softly, waiting for the faithful to trip over it. And obviously Christ's literal throne is about to be revealed in downtown Keosauqua, Iowa—population 900, epicenter of the universe.

Meanwhile, praise God, the Kitchen family has been sovereignly commissioned to rescue us all… even though they're currently splintered into three different directions, each one no doubt convinced they're the only ones with the mail room keys.

Truly, the restoration is underway. Stay tuned for updates. Or don't. Your call.

The true history, unknown to us all:
Victor Kubik writes to Tkach Sr. in 1995, resigning from Assistant Director of Church Administration: “What has happened is that the teaching about the latest changes in particular has brought a crisis of conscience to our ministry. It has for me. Many ministers cannot and won’t preach what you espouse. Congregations are divided in how they view the latest teachings.”
“The way the changes have come about has been insensitive and uncaring to our people’s faith. Mr. Tkach, I think it would be good to have a broader concensus of ministers in the decision-making process.” (Chapter 3 GROUND ZERO)
“…these most recent major doctrinal changes have come about with no input in the decision-making process from the ministry on either the administrative or field levels. What ever happened to the Council of Elders?” (Chapter 3 GROUND ZERO)
To Joseph Tkach Sr. Victor Kubik writes:
“We loved our church and its people, so Bev and I wanted to be problem-solvers. We had no intention of launching a personal attack. So, I proposed a solution in the second letter.”(Chapter 3 GROUND ZERO)
“Wouldn’t it be honorable to set up a board that would represent a broad spectrum of our leadership from both the local administrative ministers and representation from the field ministry? I sincerely feel that if the regional pastors and regional directors had been able to be involved in the process of considering these most recent subjects of change in doctrine, that we would have avoided much of the trauma and crisis we now face in the church. These major changes in belief have come about as a result of input and opinion of only a very few people that surround you.” (Chapter 3 GROUND ZERO)
So what do we have here?
We have the appointed Pastor General, being TEMPTED with a change.
The spirit of Satan already got Joe Tkach Sr. to approve of other changes.
This “solution” presented by Victor Kubik, was very similar to what was presented by the spirit of Satan in the 1970’s!
To “diffuse” authority and decision making away from what was already established by God.
From 1986-1993, we can see men in the administration leave the church spiritually. God was testing them for 7 years! He was not going to leave them unpunished. He had withdrawn His blessings.
Their relationship with God and with Christ has ended with them becoming a different church!
1993-2003 was a TEN YEAR PERIOD signifying judgement.
In 1993, the “solution” presented by Victor Kubik, was rooted deep in what the spirit of Satan wanted established in the 1970’s. The goal? To divide the ministry and to cut them off from the apostle. In order to DESTROY the Worldwide Church of God.
It was oppressive to the man God was working through. Satan wanted to diffuse that authority and power, so vultures could pick the body clean.
A divided house cannot stand.
This was all the result of men who had stepped outside of the Church.
They were attempting to make it a Church of people! The solution was to take a step away from what God already raised up and established.
Satan was there tempting Joe Tkach Sr. and he was surrounded by those disloyal to Christ and His apostle.
The Devil didn’t want the WCG standing and well equipped.
But Tkach Sr. rejected the “solution” presented by Kubik.
Here was Tkach Sr. and Victor Kubik assisting his son in Church Administration. They brought to him the idea to approve a “Regional Pastor Structure”, whose purpose ran exactly like the previous attempts of the 1970’s liberals! They had the spirit of Satan working in them.
And being denied, what did Victor Kubik do?
They wanted the Worldwide Church of God, but was told NO! Mr. Armstrong put Tkach Sr. in because he was strong against GTA.
The spirit working in GTA at the time was Satan! And he was also influenced by the liberal ministers around him. Satan wanted power DIFFUSED away from the apostle of Christ. So we saw the STP and doctrinal committee.
Now Christ’s apostle had put his son into a position. So the Devil pounced on GTA, to use him as a personality!
If GTA wasn’t there, the goal of the liberals was to diffuse authority and power away from Herbert W Armstrong, and install and work through a “regional pastor structure”!
Mr. Armstrong took responsibility on putting his son in that position. But he is not responsible for his son’s decisions and choices! GTA answers for what GTA has done!
In the case of his disfellowshipping and defrocking of ministerial authority within God’s Church, and marking, GTA was overcome by the spirit of Satan the Devil. Influenced by those around him.
But Jesus Christ still protected His apostle and the Worldwide Church of God from the coup detat Satan was launching!
So we have to make note of these important points:
1. Satan doesn’t like the government of God. He opposes it.
2. Satan influenced men in the ministry to develop a mid-level administration, a regional pastor structure, to cut the ministry off from Jesus Christ who was working in the one man God chose.
In 1974, a rebellion resulted because of the reinstatement of GTA.
They did not want a man placed over them. They wanted it all.
In 1975-1979, a rebellion resulted with Liberal ministers surrounding a personality, and using him to take over the Church.
Christ in 1977, raised Herbert W Armstrong back to life after total heart failure, and Jesus Christ began cleaning house! Mr. Armstrong stood eyeball to eyeball against the threat! And it was the devil who blinked.
But it was time for him to be taken out of the way.
Once he died in Jaury 1986, did Satan give up? No!
Once again, a single man was placed.
He began to be surrounded by liberal ministers, swayed by the spirit of Satan.
In 1993, Victor Kubik offered a poor solution. It was a solution presented by Satan before.
But why was Tkach Sr. chosen by Christ to be the next Pastor General?
To stand up and say no to the Devil.
And he may have said yes to all the rest of the Devil’s temptations, but it is a matter of record HE DID SAY NO THIS ONE TIME!
So from 1993-2003 was judgement placed on the Worldwide Church of God.
Those who continued to disobey God, became Grace Communion International.
Jesus Christ was no longer their head.
This put the people of God outside of THAT CHURCH, and as prey for the beasts of the field. These smaller groups.
From 2003-2010 we had a period of 7 years. It was a test on God’s people.
God was testing the members of the Worldwide Church of God. Where was your heart? Was you going to compromise the truth? Or was you continuing to grow in the grace and knowledge of Jesus Christ?
In 2010, God revived the Zerubbabel work through the Kitchen family.
More and more people wanted to learn what it meant to be a member of the Worldwide Church of God!
In 1995, we saw the spirit of Satan at work.
When Satan’s attempt in 1974, failed, h tried to take the ministry away!
When Satan’s attempt through GTA didn’t work in the late 70’s, GTA left and formed his own group. He was the head of the synagogue of Satan. He then proceeded to do a work of “siphoning off” the members of the Worldwide Church of God!
When Satan’s attempt through Victor Kubik, failed, he contacted the men he helped pick for the Regional Pastors, and together formed the United Church of God.
God didn’t build their “house”. Their house will fall down like Jericho’s walls.
Those of God’s people who fear the Lord and keep His commandments, are called upon to EXIT the synagogue(Church) of Satan. They are falsely claiming to be the Church of God.
It is evident, Christ didn’t pick one of the ministry to lead. While they were in fellowship with these groups, they couldn’t be used.
A picture that is depicted in Zechariah 4, emerges. The ministry is unable to fulfill its job, while in the chains of Satan.
So Jesus Christ now has rebuked the Devil.
And we in the Worldwide Church of God are drawing closer to the end our work.
In Jesus Christ’s name,
Samuel W Kitchen

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

Silly people, Christ is returning to Independence, Missouri, where there orginal Garden of Eden was located and where Adam and Eve lived till they were cast out.
I can't believe how you people fall for all of these COG false prophets!

https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/learn/history/sites/missouri/discover/questions-and-answers-about-the-temple-lot-in-independence?lang=eng

Anonymous said...

If only it were a zero babble work!

Anonymous said...

What is it with American cults that place the US as the center of the universe, where Christ is returning before the rest of humanity gets to see him?

Anonymous said...

Armstrong and Tkach were probably the biggest fakes in American religious history.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, other than Jim Bakker, David Berg, Father Divine, Mary Baker Eddy, L. Ron Hubbard, Jim Jones, David Koresh, Frederick Lenz, Joseph Smith, and Ellen G. White.

I'm sorry, but the Tkaches were a big nothing on the American religious landscape. Herbert Armstrong is probably up there with the others, though.

Anonymous said...

Don't be fooled by the "IOWA" on the logo. It's not the state. It's an acronym appropriate to Samuel's cult worldview: I Only Worship Armstrong

Anonymous said...

It was all a mess of (censored) from the very beginning. I looked for the baby, but there was none in the bathwater as I walked away in 1975. Those who are deceived and deluded somehow have the gaul to scoff at those of us who learned our lesson way back then after having been fooled the first time.

Samuel Kitchen said...

The logo mockup, is something Gary created. I didn’t create any logo mockup with Iowa in the seal of the Worldwide Church of God.

Anonymous said...

Don't forget John Hagey, the new Pope, and Billy Graham.

Anonymous said...

I thought Pack wants the center not only in America but in Wadsworth, OH across from Giant Eagle grocer.

Anonymous said...

Samuel worships the false God of one man at the top, lording it over the flock's faith. Acts says otherwise. Paul didn't demand that people blindly believe him because he was an apostle. Rather, people compared what Paul said with their bible. Try asking a Herb minister to prove his claim/s with Bible verses, and you get verbally beaten up.

Acts 17:11 "Now the Berean Jews were of more noble character than those in Thessalonica, for they received the message with great eagerness and examined the Scriptures every day to see if what Paul said was true."

Anonymous said...

People are hopeless.

BillW said...

Don't forget Joseph Rutherford of Witnesses. I fear you are being kind with use of the word 'probably' in relation to Armstrong. He was definitely up there with the others with his endless stream of outlandish claims, lies even, to be restoring all truths and fulfilling a special warning commission and gospel. Cheers

Anonymous said...

Good you walked away and learnt lessons as did all of us. Hoping things go well with you.

dmoffett said...

NO NO NO, The KING is in Edmond Ok. The THRONE in Edmond Ok. The PLACE OF SAFETY will be in Edmond Ok. Christ will RETURN to Edmond Ok.

Anonymous said...

The Bible has an answer for everything. Just the wrong answers.

In the last days scoffers shall arise.

Anonymous said...

From reading this Kitchen is now appearing as nothing more than a eccentric mouth-piece puppet for Aaron Dean.

Anonymous said...

Very very few of the ministers in the old WCG were who they pretended to be. What a disappointment. I guess most people are just fakes.

Anonymous said...

There's rumors that some top old WWCG ministers were into wife swapping.
There's a reason why Christ said "follow me" 23 or 24 times, and not some men.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for replying anyway Mr. Kitchen, it is interesting to see this site offering a fairly well balanced discussion of many opinions, many things pro & con COG.

Byker Bob said...

Back in the day, we had a little skit: The punchline was, (spoken .in 1960s Top 40 disc jockey voice) "At Ambassador College (forced smile), above all things (index finger pointing in the air) we're sincere!!! ( immense toothy grin).

Most of the entering students at AC went through a complete personality change in their first few weeks on campus. Enter the UAP (Universal Ambassador Personality). You knew everybody's opinions on any topic in advance, because you could read it in the Plain Truth, Good News, hear it in sermons, or get it from the many booklets. It was forced, but the ones who did it best ended up out in the field ministry. You can't do an overwrite like that without your reservations regarding certain aspects eventually surfacing. We did not have a descriptive term for it in those days, but today we know these nagging thoughts as cognitive dissonance. It involved, as you pointed out, pretending.

BB

Anonymous said...

This is all BS on the part of Kitchen. No Satan had anything to do with the reckless changes done over months without a multitude of counsel in which there is supposed to be safety. The Tkaches, prompted by his loyal team of ignorant Imperial School and grown up in the Church "men", did one of the most stupid kinds of irresponsible leadership possible. Doing in months what real churches have done over hundreds of years. It is clear WCG had a leadership that wanted to retain their power, position and income AND change up things to their emotional Jesus liking.

If a field minister pulled this kind of stunt with his congregation, he'd be crucified in both directions. Government from the top down does not work the same as from the bottom up in the WCG environment. I look back on myself, wonder and ask, "what was I thinking?" The fact seems to be I evidently wasn't or the naivete' of youth was far greater than the skill of critical thinking that comes along after the dye had already been cast.

Victor Kubik was correct in his assessment of the Tkatch's lack of wisdom and counsel and the outcome was inevitable.

Traditionally when one disagrees with their church, they leave and move on. They don't try to twist everyone else to their views no matter the cost. As well, "the changes" were just a meaningless switch over to what is also meaningless in practice, and from which most already experienced with mainstream Christianity came from. Going around in one big circle was not what most signed up for.

Anonymous said...

the changes" were just a meaningless switch over to what is also meaningless in practice

You seem to be arguing that one of the most important doctrines of the scriptures - which is the gospel - is meaningless? I say so because we know Armstrong's prophetic gospel certainly was not the one of the new testament scriptures.
But you seem to want to restore it? There is little purpose achieved pining for things that themselves meant nothing and there were many others not only his gospel..
If you don't like any of the churches that Armstrong turned you against the alternative is to be an independent Christian. You don't have to attend anything.

Anonymous said...

Perversion of marriage is the natural effect of an organisational church marriage system.

Anonymous said...

Any of them who did any wife swapping were as disgusting as Steven Allwine.

Anonymous said...

Lowell Blackwell would know all about this. He did it in the Dayton area. Meredith had to come and blame the members for it. Typical.