Zerubbabel 11 months ago
It has been a rough road for self-appointed Church of God prophets down through the decades. Widely ignored and mocked, these know-it-alls dispense one idiotic prophecy/predicition after another. Each year that passes the church is filled with more and more of these fools.
Above is Michael Noordhoek, aka Zerbbabel. This walking freak of nature was the same guy who a couple years ago said he was impregnating his daughter with the holy man child to come.
Noordhoek is in the same graduating class as Bob Thiel and this is the future look of Bob Thiel a few more years down the line:
It looks like Zerub has never washed his outfit in the past year. Imagine how he stinks since he lives in the desert!
Apparently, he never raised the 280 million dollars he was looking for when he set up a Gofundme page and therefore is unable to buy new clothes. Of course, the local Walmart probably does not sell prophets clothing like this anymore, especially since the pandemic has hit and supply chains are disrupted.
COG Zerubbabel Starts 280 Million Dollar Go Fund Me Page
Sadly, Michael Noordhoek is not an anomaly. Why is the Church of God filled with so many idiots like what we have today? Can Bob Thiel answer that question?
For a hilarious bit of fun fast forward to the 2:15 mark and watch his clothing malfunction...
