Monday, September 5, 2011

Armstrongism on the Flood and Squashed Whales



I bet you never knew that our oil today comes from millions of dead, squashed whales who died during Satan's rebellion which caused the first flood.  The earth was destroyed again with a second flood during Noah's time.  Simplistic Armstrongism has to have all the answers to everyting in life.  How little it actually knows!


  In the education that I have received in the past in regards to those two worldwide floods, not remembering exactly where my education came from, in school, from religion, or other sources, I will relate what I have learned that made sense to me then and still does today!! I doubt that most educational institutions today explain those two floods!! They choose to hold to their false theory of how things have evolved into their teaching today, and how man has evolved from ape to man!!
 
  The first flood came about with Satan`s rebellion and the catastrophic results. With the hundreds of thousands of tons of earth compressing the vegetation into the anthracite hardened coal that can be found deep under the ground, and with the rotted flesh from the sea life, especially with all of the may tons of compressed whales that has produced the oil that we now use especially for fuel for our autos, and the tons of compressed trees that had become petrified like hardened rocks that has now become exposed to the surface from the second Noachian flood located in the petrified forest of Nevada.
 
  With the many tons of earth compressing against more of the vegetation into the bituminous soft coal that can now be found in layers nearer the surface of the ground and perhaps with more of the compressed sea life vegetation creating more oil for our use!!

Sunday, September 4, 2011

Idiot's In The Pulpit: Whining About Wine

I guess a huge stack of Bibles next to you makes you an authority on scripture.  All that is missing is a Strong's Concordance and a COG minister sitting at the desk.

We had a couple of "ministers" walk out on stage in Pasadena every time they spoke with a huge stack of books under their arm.  I guess they thought we were supposed to be in awe of their speaking and intelligence.  Trouble was, they were just as  theologically stupid as this minister who is attempting to talk about grape juice and wine.