Noah's Ark

I actually have heard Armstrongite ministers say this.  Others have said that God sealed up the anal openings of all the animals for their duration  on the ark.  One can only imagine the mess and stink that surround the ark after it hit dry land and the doors were opened. 

Gerald Flurry A Chick Magnet?

Gerald is a chick magnet!  I guess since he is single he will soon start on the prowl for a new younger mate to be his second witness as he packs his little cult off to Petra.  Ladies, BEWARE!


Get a load of this revolting story from the blog of the Eroica Trio that performed in Six pack's mini-me auditorium:  Armstrong Auditorium, Edmond OK

I wonder if they know that Flurry breaks up families, destroys marriages, preaches doctrines that cause suicide and death?

E W King: Increase In Tornadoes Are Because of Mitt Romney

E.W. King, the delusional splinter cult leader of the Church of God Speaking to the Remnant, is boasting that all of his predictions and prophecies are coming to pass. The World in 2012! Things you need to know! Prophecy Forecast Update for April 9th 2012

The prophet goes on with one of the most absurd things I have heard come out of an Armstrongite lately (well, except for that icky-poo Jesus remark.)  Mitt Romney is causing tornadoes, earthquakes in Mexico and the coming CA earthquake!  Really?

In another prophecy update [given on March 21^st 2012] I noted the following:

“ Many of you are aware that my predictions are coming true. This year I predicted that there would be a great increase in tornados. In my “Romney Theocracy” article I stated:

“When this nation supports a leader that belongs to [or a faction of] the Great Harlot church, who follows a false prophet, then destruction is on the way! We have already seen judgments fall on this nation in great out pours in the year 2011. What is coming next will make these judgments look like child's play.”

“Let us not forget the tornado swarm of 2011 which started on April 14th and lasted many weeks. Over 200 tornados! World record! Then the March 12th 2011 earthquake in Japan followed by the devastating title wave. Earthquakes are increasing in power and size and also occurring in new locations. Seismologists record 13,000 earthquakes each day!”

And guess what? Since Mitt Romney has taken the lead we have record breaking tornado crises across the United States! Notice that in the above two paragraphs I talk of an increase of earthquakes. Just yesterday there was the report of a 7.0 in Mexico. I believe that the next really big quake will occur in the state of California, though big quakes are coming to the whole of the US.

How incredibly STUPID can Armstrongites get?