Jesus, Don't Let Me Die Before I've Had Sex

Fundamentalism has always looked at sex as bad.  For us, all we have to do is look at 

Herbert Armstrong and his silly books,  

God Speaks Out On The New Morality 

and the  

Missing Dimension in Sex.

Though these two books never stopped the leaders from committing incest, adultery, rapes, sexual stalkings, porn addiction and other improprieties.

Despite the railing by Rod Meredith and many others, the youth in the COG were sexual animals at times. Imperial and Ambassador students were like breeding rabbits.  There wasn't a nook or cranny on either campus that wasn't used for in flagrante delctio. 

Why hasn't the church ever dared to think differently about premarital sex?

Jesus, Don't Let Me Die Before I've Had Sex 

is a documentary examining the idealism and silence embedded 

in the sexual teachings of evangelical churches. 

Through the stories of gay, straight, celibate & sexually active churchgoers 

we explore the hopes, fears, and prayers of real people 

as they learn to reconcile their faith and sexualities.

How Dave Pack's Enormous Money Issues Can Be Solved

Since Dave is a people counting person and a money worshiper, this would be a perfect fit for him. Perhaps he can offer classes at his new school on Christian gambling.

The Mind Blowing Significance of Dave Pack and the Restored Church of God

A reader comments on Dave:

And let us understand world history in this theology version. So God the Father sent Jesus Christ to be born of the Virgin Mary to die on a stake to build a church with the 12 most famous men in religious history - The Apostles - but somehow in just years lost the Gospel for 1900 years to raise up Herbert Armstrong to build an empire in California that would completely collapse and get sold off and have next to no impact in the grand scheme of religious history - just so the focus of all of church history and the rest of the book of Acts in this 21st century can center on one man in a little Ohio town to center all of the spiritual efforts on Earth on a little town in NE Ohio building an office complex and a half hour cable program headquarters next to some transmission lines and a four way intersection near some retail stores? Oh, how the people of that town must completely miss the shining beacon of all of salvation? Oh those people getting gas at the gas station, how sorry I feel for them! They miss the amazing, incredible center of all the action of the Universe - right there! Oh, but you might get called on for trespass to approach it and talk to the most Important Man In The World without an invite maybe and possibly, so it's been reported? What a strange universe Armstrongism is it seems? But it seems less then 2,000 people get it? Right? Is this how it is? ;)