The Perfect COG Meme

 

This is from a Facebook page of a group in Africa that claims they are the Worldwide Church of God and are tied in with Ron Stephens of HWAStorehouse.com.

Nothing illustrates COG mythology more than a white man on a mountaintop, in his Sabbath wear, wearing white socks, and staring off into the distance at something he hopes he qualifies for but is always in doubt because he has always been taught "he is never quite good enough". 

After all, suffering is what good COG members have been told they are always good at.

Dave Pack: Christ Returns TODAY May 15, 2022!!!!!!! Woo Hoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Caucasian RCG members finally have a new guest in Wadsworth!!!!!

 

Not much I can add to this epic failure except that Dave added an easy way out and will subject his dwindling flock to more sermons.

"With Part 367 David Pack says that Christ will come back sometime on Sunday 15 May 2022. He will not do anymore sermons because Christ will be back. If Christ does not come back on the 15th it will be one year."

Did the Magi keep the commandments when they bought swords to cut fruit off trees at their secular marriages?????

Our very own crackpot self-appointed prophet is currently in Ireland for 2 weeks spreading his message around the Emerald Isle while he does some research. Before Bob Thiel left he set up some timed posts to appear on his blog. Unable to preach anything of relevance he resorted to rewriting old Worldwide Church of God literature, because he had a better interpretation, and dumped a load of that crap on his followers this morning. Does ANYONE outside of his 305 Caucasians care about this kind of crap anymore? His African followers indeed don't. They have more important things to think about than this pathetic drivel plagiarized out of the mother church literature bank.

Is there any COG minister or leader out there that has an original thought in their head? Can they not preach something new and relevant instead of looking back into the glory days for something to preach about?

CCOG Q&A: Fruit, Priorities, Marriage, Weapons, etc.
In this sermon, Dr. Thiel goes over questions and answers that the old Worldwide Church of God received. He provides additional scriptures and comments related to the answers that the old WCG provided. Topics covered include when you should have fruit from fruit trees, buying swords, whether or not the Ten Commandments were done away, prioritizing God over relatives, whether or not the Magi of Matthew 2 were pagan astrologers. incremental healing of the blind man of Mark 8, Peter being called Satan, parables, God’s plan of salvation, validity of secular marriages, whether people should get married during the last days, Peter as the stone, John and the keys, binding & loosing, the first being last, being a Nazarene, and keeping all of God’s commands.