Dave Pack's New Low - Comparing Miracles

 My Miracle Is Bigger Than Yours

During “The Greatest Untold Story! (Part 524)” on July 17, 2024, David C. Pack capitalized on the assassination attempt on former U.S. President Donald J. Trump in Pennsylvania on July 13.

The Pastor General of The Restored Church of God exploited the global incident to perpetuate religious fearmongering, reminded troubled brethren they were in the right church, and warned the weary that if things do not work out timing-wise the way he taught, they should not panic-swallow Stupid Pills sending them out the door. His most important point was that he is super special and stuff.

I did not think David C. Pack could find a new low, yet he still managed to surprise me. I guess I am still naïve in that way. The worst aspect of his mindset was not covered in the previous article because it is repulsive enough to deserve particular focus.

This article topic again answers the question: “Who is David Crowl Pack?” If you want to get another glimpse inside his twisted brain, keep reading.

 

Context requires rolling back the clock one week further to when Dave recounted a harrowing experience on a Chicago highway that reminded him how precious life is. Well, his own life.

Flashback Part 523 – July 6, 2024
@ 00:04 I thought I would give you a quick story that was personally very inspiring to me.

@ 04:10 The car passed through me. There’s no other way to explain it.

@ 05:02 Just a seedy, kind of a demonic-looking little guy in a little car. And he wouldn’t stop. I honked and honked.

@ 07:13 I know they were all killed unless God delivered them. And I don’t know. The you know, the devil is said to be at my right hand [chuckles] at the time we are we are ready for the Kingdom. And I’ve often wondered, “What is that?” There’s just no way I survive that. And maybe God just protected them, as well.

@ 07:41 So, is personally very inspiring to me that A) I wasn’t killed. And God may have saved the people behind me.

@ 09:17 And sometimes you can know, as I did, that I I was I was divinely protected.

@ 09:28 So, I I thought maybe that would encourage you.

@ 09:39 Just one more reminder. I’m in the right church serving the right God. So, maybe by me telling you that story. There’s just no chance I’m not dead unless God intervened and an angel moved that vehicle in the way that it did.

I am not denying the possibility that David C. Pack’s life might have been spared via divine intercession. God has mercy beyond our human understanding, even for blaspheming, hypocritical liars who are also false apostles, false prophets, and false teachers like David C. Pack. The man embodies so much of what the Bible warns about on top of being so self-righteous and smug about it.

I have had my own private experiences that I still consider “miraculous deliverances” today. Matters of faith like that are personal, and only awful people would try to insert their uninvited wedges between what did and did not happen.

So, whether God had to spare Dave’s life by taking action or Dave was never in any real danger but falsely imagined the actual circumstances is for God to judge.

That story was not previously covered, and I had not planned on writing about it. Until Dave decided to turn it into a spectacle after President Trump was shot.

 

Dave told his “quick” ten-minute story, and I held my peace. Then, a disturbed young man took shots at a former President of the United States during a campaign rally in Pennsylvania.

David C. Pack could not resist the one-up potential and planted the seed early.

Part 524 – July 17, 2024
@ 01:00 I I do believe God intervened for His own reasons. And we could sit here and speculate on what they are. I have my own ideas about it. But I know God intervenes. I learned it just a week before President Trump did.

He just had to start with the comparisons. He could not let President Trump have the limelight all to himself. Dave refrained for an hour to let his mind stew before the chest puffing overtook him.

@ 1:10:12 It would be impossible for me to believe in light of all the things that I’ve seen, never mind deliverances. I can tell my story. Mine is more dramatic than a bullet. I had way more than a bullet sitting right over here, coming at me at 60 miles an hour. You know, weighing in a couple tons or whatever it weighed.

This is an undeniable insight into who and what David C. Pack is. A genuinely despicable person's thought process would draw a comparison between an automobile near collision and an assassin's bullet, then elevate his miracle over someone else.

Out of the abundance of his arrogant heart, his foolish mouth speaks to fully expose his true nature to all the members of The Restored Church of God, leaving them without excuse.

@ 1:10:33 I don’t say that wasn’t a miracle. I’m not that’s not my my my my point.

David C. Pack's point was that avoiding a car accident inside his cushy Lincoln Navigator is a bigger miracle than President Trump not being assassinated because he turned his head at the most perfect moment, sparing his life.

David C. Pack’s point is that God spared him more than President Trump because a car is “more dramatic” than a bullet.

David C. Pack’s point is that his miracle required more involvement because he is more important than President Trump.

Again, I am not saying Dave was or was not spared by God. But, to put things in perspective, the bullet hit Mr. Trump in the ear a fraction of an inch from his head just after he turned in the only direction that saved his life. On the other hand, according to Carfax.com, the Lincoln Navigator Dave drives has a 5-star safety rating from the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA).

No matter what the facts are in the cases of both men, David C. Pack will always know that his miracle was bigger than Mr. Trump’s. Bigger than mine and bigger than yours. And that is very dramatic.

Marc Cebrian

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Rod Meredith: Mr Golden Gloves?

 

Anyone who has been in the church long enough prior to the church imploding got to hear Rod Meredith and others brag about how he was a Golden Gloves champion. Many interpreted this braggadocio by him as a vain attempt to prove his masculinity. Plus, titles and recognition are so important to so many COG leaders.

Well, things might be a little different than what Mr. Golden Gloves claimed. A reader here sent me this:

Golden Gloves kept good records of all their champions. Guess whose name isn’t on the list? 😂

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David C. Pack Exploits an Assassination Attempt

 

David C. Pack Exploits an Assassination Attempt

The assassination attempt on former U.S. President Donald J. Trump in Pennsylvania on July 13 has brought out the worst in the worst people. David C. Pack is no exception. The Pastor General of The Restored Church of God seized the opportunity to exploit that shocking event to elevate himself and conjure the illusion of his biblical legitimacy.

David C. Pack spent the past 11 years proving he is an incompetent prophecy expert while staring in the mirror, telling himself he is God's chosen vessel disseminating "just in time" knowledge, opening the door for the return of Jesus Christ. The documented fact he has been wrong 84 times since March 2022 is a minor public relations inconvenience.

During “The Greatest Untold Story! (Part 524)” on July 17, 2024, David C. Pack quickly capitalized on the nation-rocking incident as an indicator of prophetic timing and how he is closely attuned to biblical understanding.

Part 524 – July 17, 2024
@ 00:13 I’ve seen some of you, of course, at the picnic since the assassination attempt. I feel I should make a few comments about it. A number of people drew the same conclusion. Talking to a lot of ministers and others. And now, of course, with four days passing since the attempt to, you know, murder the former president. In many ways, it has created what I thought would be the case, and I said it Saturday night as I sat glued to the television as perhaps some of you were that Breakout had begun.

When David C. Pack sits alone in front of his television set, he proves to himself he is right and is so sure that he says it out loud. The man cannot even watch the news without being arrogant about it.

"Breakout" is what he calls an end-time calamity of worsening world conditions and chaos that occur before the Kingdom of God's arrival. This is the "sky is falling" aspect of Dave's shtick. He occasionally dawns on his Chicken Little costume and shifts into his Doom and Gloom Preacher persona.

Breakout has begun before. When Hama invaded Israel in October 2023, Dave jumped all over that, telling brethren it was the greatest metric of prophetic timing, proving Dave's authenticity. Nine months later, we are still looking out our windows, waiting for world hell to arrive in the front yard.

@ 04:41 I’m just telling you. This is exploding across the world. Every world leader’s talking about it. There is genuine fear in America now. And I mean genuine fear.

@ 07:08 So, it looks to me like Breakout has begun. Nothing is calming down.

@ 08:42 So, we’re in a we’re in a very dangerous time. And and and I wuh–I I adjure all of us, pray fervently. Stay close to God and pray for one another as the Bible tells us to do time and again.

@ 1:53:58 But, could God want Breakout to grow even worse? I’m sorry to say this, but maybe much worse. …There’re horrifically evil people in various high places.

@ 1:55:40 It looks like what Habakkuk saw, interestingly enough, President Trump was shot on a Sabbath.

@ 1:59:14 I think we're into Breakout, and I wish I didn't have to say this, but I suspect it’s gonna get much worse.

Exploiting an Assassination Attempt:

Fearmongering? Check.

 

After establishing the prophetic finish line is just over the horizon and the world is about to get super crazy, Dave reminds the members of The Restored Church of God that they are in the right place. If they want to escape torture and death, they better stay seated.

@ 1:02:03 You know, we’re separated from a lot of other brethren who think we’re crazy just because we won’t give up what they said they’d never give up.

Dave’s perversion of reality is so far removed from the truth.

People do not think those trapped inside The Restored Church of God are “crazy” because they will not forsake the Sabbath, Holy Days, or bacon. The perception of “crazy” rests with members ignoring their Bibles that they claim to believe and willfully turning off their brains to blindly follow a blaspheming, hypocritical liar with a proven history of being a false teacher, false apostle, and false prophet.

It is “crazy” for people to continue to pay David C. Pack to spin ever-changing theological tall tales. His enormously long and powerful lists prove whatever date for the arrival of the Kingdom of God withers the moment he stands up. It is “crazy” for followers to keep ignoring that.

@ 1:09:14 I look at this Campus and I think of we’ve seen rainbows. Like God says, you know, I’m here.We’ve seen dark and cloudy days. Extraordinarily dark and cloudy days like the way the Bible describes like God is saying, “I’m I’m kinda giving you a preview.”

@ 1:09:55 Is the Father nearby? It would be impossible for you to convince me the Father does not walk this Campus.

Without any proof, Dave wishes this to be. Money fraudulently coerced from the brethren built and maintain the Headquarters Campus. By asserting God the Father walks the grounds, it means there is divine approval. Dave wants that so badly he can taste it.

@ 1:10:43 It’s impossible to separate Joseph from the from the story of this little flock that sold all that did these amazing things under ferocious fire and attack by people who wanted us as as dead as that shooter wanted the president.

Nobody has ever taken a shot at David C. Pack because nobody cares enough to bother. The absence of a murder attempt is not divine protection but a testimony of his ineffective unimportance.

Dave held up church members as his personal meat shield. “People who wanted US as dead…” There must be a collective perceived animosity not focused on the biblically corrupt leader.

@ 1:13:00 It oughta make people think long and hard about leaving this church. I don’t think we have much time, but the point is there are always people who swallow a whole bottle of Stupid Pills in a particular day, and that's the end of it.

Exploiting an Assassination Attempt:

RCG is The Only Place? Check.

 

 

The assassination theme was threaded throughout Part 524, giving Dave's standard short-clock malarkey more texture and flavor.

@ 1:27:05 But this the 12^th [of Tammuz], so we’re obviously in a delay into a day beyond the 12^th. Now, I’m told by God, “You kept My watch.”

@ 1:32:33 Anybody who saw the assassination can’t possibly believe, if they’re watching the news, we’re gonna go another year even if we didn’t know that 2031 is a Year of Liberty two thousand years after after Christ and seven years after the First Kingdom began.

@ 1:50:52 So, we’re waiting for Av 1? Well, lemme just tell ya, on July 1, I made a list of of Av 1 possibilities. There’s scores of ‘em that point to Av 1.

David C. Pack exercises the antithesis of inspired preaching as he spitballs when the Kingdom of God might arrive. He proves that over 25,000 hours of Bible study since 2015 still is not good enough to be accurate regarding prophecy.

@ 1:53:27 And don’t forsake the assembling of yourselves together as you look out the window and you see raging Breakout and hell. Don’t do it. Don’t fear. If it goes longer, don’t say, you know, “My Lord delays,” and panic and leave.

Exploiting an Assassination Attempt:

We’re Close—But If Not, Don’t Leave? Check.

 

 

David C. Pack glistens with his own self-importance. As of Part 524, he does not claim to be a prophet or Elijah (wink-wink) anymore, but he does have special knowledge nobody else can access. Ignore the paragraphs in RCG literature stating an office in God’s Government is given and cannot be acquired by human effort. There are no office take-backs. Dave must have forgotten that part of the books he co-wrote.

Dave's desire to be relevant is so raw it is screaming.

@ 05:58 Now, anybody who's been around me knows, brethren, I’ve been saying for months, “They’re going to shoot the President.”

If only that could be confirmed. He neglected to say it publicly, so we just have to take his word for it. David C. Pack is an unreliable narrator who often distorts reality into the perverted shape he desires. Maybe he said it. Maybe he did not. Either way, trusting his words is a fool’s errand.

@ 07:54 We are told, “Fear not.” I don’t wanna say I’m a prophet [chuckles] ‘cause, you know, I’ve had what I’ve said about that. But I will tell you, I I expected them to take a shot.

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Note the placement of his chuckle. He does not want to “say” he is a prophet “but” he knows he is. That chuckle betrayed his lie.

Dave channeled his inner Alex Jones with “them” taking a shot at President Trump. Who are they? Insert your favorite conspiracy theory HERE.

@ 08:12 I I half-expect the next time they’re gonna get him.

They? Who? The Clintons? The Bilderberg Group? George Soros? Professor Xavier’s Illuminati?

“Half-expect” sounds very non-committal to me. But on the bright side, David C. Pack just guaranteed President Donald J. Trump cannot be assassinated. There is no way on this earth Dave can ever be even partially right about anything he teaches. It is not possible.

Thanks to the ranting of false prophet and false apostle David C. Pack, Pastor General of The Restored Church of Another god, Mr. Trump now wears divine Kevlar.

Well, he did for about one second.

@ 08:15 Or they’re gonna they’ll wound him or something. Who knows what will happen?

Dave’s confidence shriveled faster than it swelled. That was the quickest moonwalk in RCG history. The brethren must be so grateful for the keen insight provided by their human idol.

Mr. Trump needs to be on the lookout for “something” next time. Thanks for the inspired head’s up, Dave.

@ 1:45:40 How far could you get past the 5^th [of Tammuz]? How far can you get past the midst of the years? It’s impossible to argue with those dates. What I wasn’t an expert on years ago, I am now. I could teach the rabbis stuff they don’t know.

Exploiting an Assassination Attempt:

David C. Pack is Special? Check.

 

 

In the quagmire that is Part 524, full moons became a big deal just as RCG started phasing out new moons. Av 1 on August 5 is back in the crosshairs as a definite maybe, but because there is a built-in delay, knowing the day and hour will remain a mystery. Oh, and the Father is already in Joseph at the start of the Kingdom of God. So, there is that.

Capitalizing on the assassination attempt of former U.S. President Donald J. Trump, David C. Pack uses that fearmongering theme to season the same boring nonsense he has been preaching for over eight years.

David C. Pack’s most despicable exploitation will be the focus next time.

Marc Cebrian

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