Please bear with me on the length of this post.  What is quoted below is from a web site for M. John Allen, a COG crackpot that used to be in Costa Rica.  He still may be, but not sure.  The things he posts are so incredibly stupid that you are drawn in to see what illogical stupidities he can come up with next.  He is further proof that Armstrongism warps the brain functions in people.
If you are titillated by what is below you can read more of this mind-boggling stupidity here: 
Restoration: Secret Mysteries of the Ages 
You can also read more from this nut job 
here..  He obviously has a lot of trouble dating and maintaining relationships because of the stuff he writes. He gives you some advice on maintaining relationships:
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The Casini spacecraft has just
  in the last few months done a tremendous survey of the planet Saturn.  It sent back to earth tons of data about that
  planet and its moons.  Among the
  surprises were how strange Saturn’s moon Iapetus
  is.  
Iapetus is not like any other moon that we know of
  in this solar system.  It is very
  strange indeed [although information has just come in of another anomaly from
  Saturn’s moons, where one moon, only 500 miles in diameter, HAS AN
  ATMOSPHERE, something that should not be possible!].  
According to an analysis of the strange features on this
  moon, it become clear that this moon is artificial, and was, in fact, an ancient space station that was
  destroyed, very likely in some long ago “cosmic war.” 
I urge you to read the full details of this amazing
  story, which you can find here:
http://www.enterprisemission.com/moon1.htm
Mars has huge craters, and signs
  that it had gigantic oceans like the earth and an earth like atmosphere very
  recently in the past.  In addition,
  there are features that can only be described as artificial, as well as an
  entire pyramid complex just like is found in ancient Egypt!
And, of course, there is ample evidence to show that
  there was once a planet between Mars and Jupiter, that
  has been destroyed!
As a result of this gigantic battle, when Satan was
  thrown back down to the earth in prehistory, it caused a tremendous
  cataclysm. Whether as a direct result of this titanic battle, or, rather, as
  a result of Satan “taking out his anger” about what happened on the earth by
  destroying it, we do not know. It is also true that he caused great destruction
  to other planets in our solar system at this time. In fact, there is evidence
  to suggest that there once was a planet where the asteroid belt now is. There
  are also millions of meteor storms circling the sun. This planet, and perhaps
  some moons, could have been destroyed by Satan “on his way down,” so to
  speak. Once cast down to the earth, Satan was bound here, although God does
  permit him and some other evil spirits to go up to heaven [Satan is referred
  to in Rev. 1:10 as the “accuser of the brethren” who does this “before God
  day and night.”] Since God is in heaven now, God must give Satan access to
  heaven on a regular basis even today. Otherwise, though, he is no doubt
  normally restricted to the earth and this solar system.
In any case, after Satan was cast back down to the earth,
  it went into a form of universal chaos, destruction, and darkness. The world
  was covered by ocean, and a deep cloud layer kept the world in total darkness
  (to this day, it seems that demons like hot, dry places -- and no wonder, if
  they had spent millions of years in wet darkness). 
 As mentioned above, Iapetus is
  one of the most stunning recent examples of two things: 1.  There was at least ONE ancient, high
  civilization in this solar system, so great, in fact, that it was able to
  create moon sized artificial space stations. 
  2.  Something very dramatic
  happened to destroy this space station.
You can see photo's of the civilizations on this world that he is talking about above - or at least his sick little mind sees them Space Station City
When matter was created, God brought life into the
  various planets circling their stars. 
  It is not revealed how many planets have life, and how many of these
  life bearing solar systems there are, because our narrative and historical
  records concern mainly our own solar system and portion of it.
And so, the planets of this solar system were created
  around our star, the sun.  God was very
  pleased with His work, but it wasn’t finished.  From all indications, there were at least
  two inhabited planets around our star. 
  One we know today as Mars, but it was at that time the third planet
  from the sun, and the proto earth was also there, approximately where the
  asteroid belt is today, and it was known back then as Tiamet.  
But there was also another part of our solar system
  family that the ancients tell us about, and which is shrouded in
  mystery.  That mystery is called Nibiru, which in Sumerian means “The Planet of the
  Crossing.”
  
Continuing, there is a gravitational connection between
  our solar system and the Sirian star system, and
  some legends say that Nibiru is an escaped “planet”
  from that system.  It is further stated
  that the Sirian star system is inhabited by
  reptilian creatures who roughly match the description of seraphs as we
  discovered in the previous chapter.
One theory holds that Nibiru is
  a rogue planet, most likely escaping the Sirius star system, and which ended
  up being captured by the sun many hundreds of thousands, or even millions of
  years ago after having crossed the emptiness of interstellar space.  The sun then captured this “rogue planet,”
  and it caused great havoc to our solar system until it settled into a more or
  less stable orbit that it is in today.
The one glaring problem with this theory is that Nibiru is supposed to have life, much of it similar to
  earth.  In fact, it is alleged that
  most of our domestic plants and animals have come from Nibiru.
I believe it
  shall be demonstrated later on that the “planet” Nibiru
  is indeed this ancient and original seat of Lucifer.  It was his headquarters and throne.  It was cast out of the Sirius system, where
  it originally was, and became a rogue planet causing destruction and havoc to
  our solar system.  It is now the
  location of this abyss, or bottomless pit, from which many of the fallen
  angels will be released for a short time.
As I said above, Nibiru went
  from star system to star system under Lucifer’s jurisdiction.  Nibiru is capable
  of self propulsion, if you would call it that.  Actually, in its heyday, it was teleported
  instantly from star system to star system, so that the director of the region
  could inspect the progress on the thousands or even millions or billions of
  planets under his control.
God Himself has taken away the power of Nibiru to cross interstellar or even intergalactic space
  anymore at the blink of an eye like it once did.  It used to be the planet of the crossing, going  from one
  place in the region to another at the blink of an eye.  It was also the place where the
  dimensional/universal/timelines for this region crossed, enabling Lucifer and
  his top agents to literally step into anywhere or anywhen
  within the region under his control. 
  Lesser angels used star gates or even spacecraft that we call UFO’s
  today, depending on their rank, power, and abilities 
 It is known that some of the lower angels need spacecraft
  to move around in.
  As Nibiru moves ever closer to our earth, a
  point will be reached where our world enters within this barrier I spoke of
  that keeps the majority of the fallen angels locked up and held to Nibiru and its vicinity.
  
As Nibiru nears this earth, we
  pass through this barrier, and we come out on the inside of that barrier,
  which means that most of the fallen angels suddenly have access to this
  world, whether through their flying craft [most of the space ships cannot
  travel beyond this barrier either, meaning that the “UFO’s” seen on this
  earth are probably all based either under our own oceans or underground, as
  there are about 10% of these monsters living down here with us, not affected
  by this barrier’s limitations as much as the weaker of the angels], through
  star gates, or just plain teleportation. 
  The rank and power of the angel determines the method of travel they
  must use, but, once the earth is within the prison barrier of Nibiru, all of these methods will work to take them from Nibiru to earth.
Sometimes in the past, Nibiru
  has been parked above the earth’s North Pole, in a stationary position,  sometimes for centuries
  or even millennia.  And now, Nibiru is making the crossing through the vast depths of
  space again, to return it to within range of this planet so that their fun
  and games can begin anew in this very end of days.
Direct rule by and from Nibiru will
  be once more established on this planet, and this is part of what the New World Order will be
  all about.  It will herald in the
  brutal oppression of Satan, whom they call An, the ruler of the Anunnaki, able to manifest again into physical, human
  form to deceive this entire world in the days, months, and years just ahead.
I will note, though, that this website has been attacked
  repeatedly, and sometimes the very
  servers on which we are hosted have been fried from mysterious
  attacks.  That is why I encourage every
  reader to download a copy of this book to their own computer, and to email it
  to as many people you know that might be interested in this material.  It is vital that this information gets out
  and is well distributed, which will make it utterly impossible to suppress or
  stop it.  
Then the highlight of his stupidity is brought forth in how he describes how you can become a self sufficient "autotroph" who no longer needs food or water to  survive.  Once you are able to give up all food and water your suppressed powers will be unleashed and you supernatural abilities will return.
The method of transformation into an autotroph
  that is reported to have been used by these Russian autotrophs
  is a several step process, that gradually cleans the system of the poisons
  from regular food that we take for granted, and also gets the body used to
  manufacturing some of the missing elements from the food that he or she is
  still eating.  I also believe that this
  is also a matter of impressing your INTENT upon the universe and your body.  If you INTEND to turn yourself into an autotroph, and desire it, and visualize it as covered in
  Wallace Wattle’s book – in other words, if you work in the certain way, as he puts it, you WILL achieve your goal.
The first step is to withdraw from eating meat.  This may take more time with some people,
  because the poisons in the meat we eat are addictive, and some people eat
  more meat than others.  And when you
  add the hormones injected into cattle, chickens, pigs, etc., this adds an
  additional poison to the system that did not get there naturally. 
Back to our story line. 
  As we saw above, the first step to becoming an autotroph
  is to stop eating meat.  The second
  step is to remove all animal products from your diet.
The third step is to remove all artificial ingredients
  from your diet.  That means none of
  this plastic, manufactured “soy product,” or preservatives or additives of
  any kind.  
Finally, convert your diet to only raw fruit and
  vegetables.
Once you have progressed this far, which could take
  several months or even a year depending on the individual, you are now ready
  to begin fasting.
Take only short fasts at first.  Start with one day.  Next time, fast for 2 days, then 3, and so
  on.  Always remember to take adequate
  rest periods between fasts.  You most
  certainly do NOT want to over do this at first.  And don’t forget to impress your goals on
  the universe, working in the Certain Way while you are at it.
Eventually, your fasts will get longer and longer.  Once you get to well over a month, you will
  reach the point where you can just stop eating altogether on a permanent
  basis.  
You have become an autotroph,
  and are energy and nutritionally self sufficient.  Reports coming from Russia say that
  people have dramatic health benefits as they go through this process.  Degenerative and terminal diseases have
  disappeared, and people have looked younger and healthier.  And once you have reached this stage, other
  portions of your unused DNA will start to open up, and you will begin to
  function on a higher plane of existence if you desire it.  Long forgotten natural powers, which we
  mislabel as paranormal, will begin to come back.
 
The Apostle responds: