Zealous Christians Do Not Need To Use Toilet Paper

It is another beautiful day in the world and another Church of God wannabe has opened his mouth and said something stupid.

Our very own Zealot and wannabe church of "god" leader, James Malm, has told his tens of followers that all of the self-isolating Church of God members around the world who are following government guidelines during the coronavirus pandemic are turning from obedience to God to the comfort of their families.

29 Mar:  With increased testing the numbers of US positives for Covid-19 have risen past 100,000.  The number of cases is likely to continue a sharp rise for the next three to six weeks before leveling off.  Most of the brethren instead of turning to obedience to God are predictably seeking comfort from their families, friends in the church and their church social circle.  This epidemic should begin to stabilize in late May and then taper off by July.  That does not mean that the problem has gone away since the virus has spread widely throughout the nation and is highly likely to reassert itself during the next winter: The next time making scores of millions of American’s ill and killing large numbers. Because of this epidemic the looming Mideast war may be delayed until summer. 

The above idiotic comment pales in comparison to what follows:

I have heard that some people have fought over bathroom tissue in stores. Brethren remember what your wife does when the baby is soiled; she takes a designated face cloth wets it and washes her child. That is exactly what people did for their own personal hygiene for thousands of years until tissue came in vogue in the early 20th century. Toilet tissue is unnecessary and most certainly not worth fighting over, all we need do is wash.

I guess we should expect something like this from a guy who rarely ventures outside his apartment and spends the entire day parked at his kitchen table with his Strong's Exhaustive Concordance and other books as he cranks out one convoluted Biblical interpretation after another while begging for money to support his prediction addiction and zealotry habit. 

Fast Called For “Erroneous Simpletons” In The Church of God

It has always been beaten into us by Church of God leaders that we were worthless bags of human garbage in the sight of God. Of course, this is is to be expected from those who place all their focus upon the law and not on that highly inconvenient dude they still reject.

Wade Cox, leader of the so-called "christian" Churches of "god" cult has spent decades coming up with so many absurd extrabiblical teachings that he requires his small group of members to follow that you can never be shocked at what he does next.

Cox now believes that the work and sanctification by Christ is not enough for the wayward Church of God members to find favor in the sight of his god.  It is now up to him and his few followers to sanctify all the simpletons in the church who follow erroneous teachings by other Church of God leaders.

He and his little band of followers will be soon be fasting to force his god to forgive and sanctify the simpletons that make up the Church of God.

Thus the Temple of God or House of God is composed of all grades of people such as those that make mistakes and for those that are less intelligent and can’t understand many aspects of the faith.  A good example is the Worldwide Church of God offshoots who are so misled by their ministry that they follow the Hillel calendar and keep the feasts and the Solemn Assemblies on the wrong days and sometimes in the wrong months; and so we must fast for their error and ignorance, and also for that of Israel and Judah and the nations that understand even less.

The major aspect of the Passover is that there must be reconciliation of the House of God such that all are reconciled to their brothers before they go to the altars of the Passover.

It is in this sense that the fast is used and commanded in the Book of Joel and then taken up in Ezekiel following on from the commands in Joel to Sanctify a Fast in relation to this period from the New Moon of Abib on Ezekiel 45:18-24 and the preparations continue to 7 Abib (45:20) and on to the 14 Abib at the Passover Preparation and Sacrifice and then on to 21 Abib for the next seven days of the Feast.

So do we say as some claim that we don’t need to do anything before the Lord’s Supper as he set it aside and the ceremony of the Footwashing and the Bread and the Wine was enough? That is a false doctrine taught by some offshoots of the Churches of God and shows the appalling ignorance of the ministry of those elements. The commandment of the faith is to be reconciled to one’s brother and that we should not go to the feast empty handed and all males must attend. It is taken for granted that we must prepare individually for the Passover, but also we are commanded to prepare as a congregation and the Sanctification process is and always has been undertaken by the righteous over the ignorant of the congregations of the faith. God has set a process in place that has always existed and must be restored to all the faith.

Sanctification in the House of God

It is always a fact that the actions of the House of God and its ministry which Temple and Ministry we are, has always undertaken the process of sanctification.

It was from before the giving of the Law to Moses, by the patriarchs such as Job (Job 1:5).

The explanation here is that because the leaders of the congregation did not sanctify Christ as the Angel of the Presence and the Yahovah of Israel they did not go into the Promised Land. This was an example to the leaders of the Church of God that those who do not order and go through this sanctification process will not enter the First Resurrection.

It was the responsibility of the people to then sanctify Christ and now it is the job of present church members to sanctify the simpletons.

Since this is a splinter Church of God, it makes sense that Jesus is shoved to the back burner because his father was too weak to sanctify him and that he was dependant upon his followers to sanctify Jesus. 

Can it get any stupider?

Prophet Bob, Apostle and a Bunch of Other Titles Dave, Prophet Gerald and Assorted Prophetic Types Take Note:

UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE: 

God's Prophet Reveals His Solution To Stemming Coronavirus

With the thousands of legitimate scientists working around the world to determine how the COVID-19 works and to develop a vaccine, our very own self-appointed mail-order scientist/church leader/prophet reveals his regime in not catching the coronavirus.

Hence I have recommended eating high vitamin C containing fruits and vegetables, fasting, and prayer. Before and since the COVID-19 situation, I regularly pray and fast. Since I have been asked, let me add that I also take Food Research C Complex, Herbal Antioxidant, Vitamin-Mineral, and Zinc Complex 100% food nutrient formulas, like I have for years–I have not changed my supplement regimen because of COVID-19 (though would add some items if I thought I had it). 

While these are not guarantees that one cannot get the novel coronavirus (and since I work with ill people, I may very well get it), they, when appropriate, do put the body in a better position to combat various pathogens.

Then our dreamy self-anointed one compares the coronavirus to leaven.  After all, it is that time of year when leaven occupies the minds of those who refuse to acknowledge Jesus Christ.  Through the almost 8 decades of the church, we have been subjected to one crazy comparison after another when it comes to what leaven is. 

COVID-19 has spread around the world.
The coronavirus starts out very small.

Like the sin that took over the mind of the Chief Overseer of the improperly named "continuing" Church of "god" and led him into rebellion and heresy. 

Once it takes hold, the coronavirus quickly spreads in the body–a little spreads a lot.
In the world, sin and hypocrisy is prevalent.

As in Church of God self-appointed leaders.

Likewise, in the world leaven is all around.
Not only is it in baked goods, it is now in many other products. Leaven spreads quickly and most of the items it becomes part of crumble. In the Bible, leaven normally pictures malice, wickedness, and hypocrisy (1 Corinthians 5:8; Matthew 16:6,12; Luke 12:1), while unleavened bread pictures sincerity and truth (1 Corinthians 5:8).
The Old Testament states, “no leaven shall be seen among you."

Never has the Church of God seen so many men set themselves up as the know-it-all's of the church as it has today in 2020, as they proclaim themselves the one true source of knowledge of the Bible and the end times. Never has the church had so many liars in charge as it does now.

Yet, as we descend into Armstrongism's most sacred time of the year, these men continue to lie and deceive their followers with fantastical and often absurd teachings.

The brethren of the church need to cast these puffed-up buffoons out and turn their backs on the heresies they teach and caste them in the trash along with their leavening.